Chapter 33: The Three Elements of Coaxing People Acting Cute, Kissing, and Meowing...
After scratching for a long time, Shi Zhufeng felt that Ran Xuejuan might be tired.
The little guy was not light and was still moving around when she was held. It was obvious that Ran Xuejuan could no longer hold him.
He found an opportunity to hug the person and held him down, asking, "Are you scared?"
Ran Le: "Oh, fight."
Shi Zhufeng was hit with two limp punches. He covered his chest and said in shock, "Is this the legendary Meow Meow Fist? So powerful."
Ran Le was pleased, that was it.
"Oh, hit me."
Take two more punches from him.
It was still soft and powerless, and Shi Zhufeng continued to perform.
"Oh, well, ah! I'm knocked down."
Ran Le immediately smiled and curved his eyes: "Wo Kuo is the king of cats."
Shi Zhufeng worshipped: "Meet the Cat King."
Ran Xuejuan rubbed his arm and looked at Shi Zhufeng in silence, but a smile could not be stopped. He was so childish and looked only a few years older than Lele.
Qi Yu looked over there and sat down with a blank expression.
Yueyue was discussing with Yuanyuan what they wanted to replace: a big bed, a dressing table, and a small rug.
As for Nao Nao, he is currently training his parents, telling them not to be so rigid and to learn to follow his thinking. They also need to get at least 15 points in the next game.
Qi Bojian got the tea from somewhere and drank it in one sip.
Mai Sui smiled and read the magazine.
director:"......"
Does anyone care that they still have a game?
He was tired and picked up the trumpet.
"Cough, cough, cough, cough."
Everyone paused and looked over.
Ran Le sat down: "Uncle, do you have a cold too?"
Nao Nao: "Your throat is too dry? Do you want some water?"
Yueyue was puzzled: "We are so close, why do we need to use the horn?"
Qi Yu: "......"
Whether they really don’t understand or they are pretending not to understand, the director thinks they are too casual.
Why.
"We are quiet. Director, do you have anything to say?"
Lele looked around and realized that this was what it meant to make people quiet down. He understood.
Director: "Please all families understand that we are organized and disciplined."
Ran Le thought about it. He had heard this sentence on TV.
"Are we going undercover?" He looked at the director excitedly, wondering if it was their turn to be undercover.
Looks really impressive.
The director slowly put down the speaker: "Huh?"
Where did the undercover come from?
Nao Nao heard this and said: "I can, I can, I want to be the best undercover."
Yueyue: "We are not undercover agents, but whose undercover agents are we?"
The director thought for a moment and said, "Yes, yes, you are the undercover agents in the next game."
Ran Le shook his head: "Wow, that's awesome."
The director smiled at the parents.
"Because the kids are undercover, we temporarily changed the rules of the game."
Shi Zhufeng: “?”
He picked up Ran Le and said, "We don't sleep in our house anymore."
The little ones can’t understand the current rules. If the rules are changed again, they don’t know how the game will turn out. Their current task is to fight for 2 to maintain more, and at least earn two more points.
Ran Le was anxious: "Why?"
It would be fun for him to be undercover.
Shi Zhufeng: "Because we are in a bright era now, heroes like undercover only exist in the past."
Ran Le: “?”
What what duck.
The director smiled: "It's too late."
"The rules of the game have changed. Now each family has to send one parent to do intelligence work, responsible for collecting intelligence, the children are responsible for transmitting it, and the other parent is responsible for analyzing it. Since they are undercover agents who cannot see the light of day, the parent who collects intelligence can only hide in the dark. Four pieces of intelligence are presented together, and the children have to find and hand them over to the parent who analyzes the intelligence. The parent who analyzes the intelligence cannot see the light of day and must also hide in the dark. The program team will distribute voice changers to everyone."
"The steps of the game are as follows. First, one parent steps out of line to our game area to receive his or her own question. Then, find the things he or she needs and put them in the designated area. This area can be chosen by you. Then, hide in the corridor, which is the dark area. At this time, you can talk to the children in turn. You cannot call the children's names, or your own or another parent's name. You can only give hints."
"Second, the children are undercover. They will go on stage and find the answers to the questions according to the clues you give them. After they get the answers, they will give them to four parents hiding behind the door. The parents here cannot speak. You have to answer the questions according to the answers."
Shi Zhufeng: “…”
It's over. It's so complicated. Can the little guy understand it? He went to see Ran Le and found that the little guy was listening seriously. He poked Ran Le's face.
Ran Le waved his hand: "Don't make trouble, Wo Kuo has an important mission."
Shi Zhufeng laughed, okay, it’s an important mission, he went to see Ran Xuejuan.
Ran Xuejuan stretched her waist and said with a smile: "You are responsible for explaining the rules to Lele."
Shi Zhufeng: "...Okay."
Since Lele likes to play, let him play.
After the director explained the rules, everyone had ten minutes to explain them to the children and to ask questions if they had any questions.
Shi Zhufeng looked at Ran Le and prepared to speak.
Ran Le covered Shi Zhufeng's mouth with one hand: "No need to explain, I understand."
From now on, he is a glorious undercover cat.
The director passed by and said, "Do you really understand? Your parents will not show up and they will all speak in the same voice. You need to recognize which piece of intelligence you need."
Ran Le nodded heavily: "I understand."
Cats don't just rely on their eyes, they can also smell, hey.
The director chuckled in his heart, it’s not that simple.
The previous game is similar to this one, but the cards were all open. Now they are hidden. I hope Lele can play it wisely.
Director: "By the way, you can choose your own questions, and you can take all the items you get after solving them correctly."
Ran Le made a “yeah” gesture to Shi Zhufeng.
Just two questions, they only need to answer two questions correctly.
Shi Zhufeng found it funny. Their goal is just a big bed, right?
Ten minutes passed quickly.
Shi Zhufeng looked at Ran Xuejuan and said, "Do you want to draw a question or restore it in the end?"
Ran Xuejuan sighed: "Pump."
It is better for him to grasp the questions by himself, and he has only spent a short time with Lele, so he cannot understand them as smoothly as Shi Zhufeng.
Shi Zhufeng: “Okay.”
Everyone set off and arrived at the recording location set up by the program team.
It is simply a small supermarket, with the edges separated by boards, forming a U-shaped character, but the mouth inside is very large. There is a small window at every distance, for a total of four small windows. The windows are special and can only be seen from one side.
Ran Xuejuan: "We are like prisoners."
Lu Yuanyuan echoed: "I agree."
Qi Bojian went to get the questions.
Jiang Youyi smiled at the two of them.
Lu Yuanyuan looked at Qi Bojian. The other party had no interest in the game, or rather, no interest in recording this variety show. If that was the case, why did he come?
Ran Xuejuan also went to get the questions.
Looking at the many topics, there are vegetables, daily necessities, fruits, and everything else.
He had a question: "Director, what if the topic we choose is unfamiliar to the children?"
Director: “It would be nice if the other parent knows him.”
Ran Xuejuan: "...What if the other parent doesn't know him either?"
The director smiled and said, "Then you lose."
Ran Xuejuan looked up: "It's really dark."
The director was stabbed in the knee by an invisible arrow.
Ran Xuejuan quickly selected the questions. The upper limit was twenty and the lower limit was ten. Thinking of Ran Le, Ran Xuejuan picked twenty questions. He found that there were people next to him who chose the same questions as him. He put away the questions calmly and went to the supermarket to pick things.
He found a dozen or so identical small baskets and put everything he wanted in them. The program crew asked that they not be put together, so he put them very low to ensure that Ran Le could see them without looking up.
This side is ready, the kids are ready too.
All the children wore a black hat and black sleeves and entered the supermarket in an official manner.
As soon as the children left, the four parents who stayed here went into four small rooms respectively.
Shi Zhufeng couldn't stop worrying, can Lele really do it?
Ran Le felt that he could definitely do it.
After he went in, he followed the training the teacher had just given them and went to the first small window first. He had to listen to all four windows, but if he could be sure it was Ran Xuexue at the first window, he didn't need to listen to the rest.
This is how the teachers train them.
After putting on this outfit, Ran Le walked with more confidence.
Ran Xuejuan didn't expect that her first child would be Ran Le.
He pressed the connector on the window so that people outside could hear them talking. He prompted, "Beef stew in soy sauce. You'll find what you need under the milk cabinet ahead. It's round and red and you can eat it."
Ran Le nodded seriously. He remembered that this must be Ran Xuexue!
He simply ignored the remaining three windows.
Qi Bojian raised his eyebrows, pressed a button and said loudly: "Yu, there is something you need on the cabinet on the left where peaches are placed. You can eat it. It's sweet."
Ran Le took small steps and stopped suddenly. Hey, this person mentioned fish. Is this Ran Xuexue?
He trotted back and couldn't see inside through the window. Are there two Ran Xuexue?
Ran Xue looked at Qi Bojian tiredly.
Although they were in darkness, it was not really dark.
Qi Bojian chuckled: "I didn't say you can't interfere."
Ran Xuejuan looked indifferent and said, "That's right."
A child can only speak once, and he cannot speak again after that.
Ran Le hesitated for a while and went to the third window. He felt that he needed to listen to everything.
Lu Yuanyuan chuckled: "Go forward and turn left, there is what you need."
Ran Le immediately determined that this was not Ran Xuexue, so he went to the next one.
Jiang Youyi: "Turn left, turn right, and then turn left again, and you will find what you need."
Ran Le smiled and said that this was not the case either.
Now there are only two left, and he stood there, struggling.
Director: "Little Ran Le, you have seven minutes left."
Ran Le didn't have time to think, he ran forward, hey, what was the first food?
As soon as Ran Le left, the next kid came over.
It’s noisy.
Jiang Youli was quite worried that Qi Bojian would cause trouble, but fortunately Qi Bojian did not deliberately mislead this time.
Just now when Naonao was training them, she told them that they should not be boring adults. As long as she said the word love, Naonao would definitely know it was her.
Yueyue is very simple.
Whenever Lu Yuanyuan expressed her views on furniture, Yueyue would understand immediately.
Next is Qi Yu.
Lu Yuanyuan and Jiang Youyi go to see Ran Xuejuan. Are they going to cause trouble?
Ran Xuejuan smiled and spoke.
"Cat, there's something you need under the milk cabinet ahead."
Qi Yu raised his eyes and looked over. Oh, Ran* Le's things were there.
Qi Bojian smiled. He looked at Ran Xuejuan and sighed, "He wants to use Qi Yu to help the little fat cat find something."
Ran Xuejuan smiled: "How can you say you are taking advantage of me? This is serious."
If Qi Yu is willing to help, it must be voluntary, not exploitation.
Qi Bojian smiled. Qi Yu seemed to like the little fat cat very much.
Seeing Qi Yu coming over, he just told him his topic.
It's no use if he doesn't ask for help, Qi Yu won't listen to him.
Ran Le was standing under the peach platform. The platform was too high and he couldn't see anything on it. He felt that Ran Xuexue would definitely not do this.
But he couldn't remember the place the first parent mentioned.
It seems to be milk, but there is a lot of milk here, including milk yogurt and milk powder.
Qi Yu walked over and took the things off the peach table.
Ran Le's eyes lit up.
Qi Yu showed no expression: "This is mine, yours is over there."
Ran Le tilted his head. The place Qi Yu pointed to was where the milk was stored. He trotted over and saw a basket on the ground filled with tomatoes.
By the way, Ran Xuexue said it’s red, round, and edible.
Qi Yu came over.
"Take it and go."
Ran Le picked up the tomatoes.
"Hey, thanks, Pot."
Qi Yu: "I'm still angry, don't call me brother."
angry?
Ran Le remembered that he had to coax people.
Qi Yu led Ran Le to the door, and was suddenly pulled by someone. He lowered his head to meet Ran Le's big eyes.
"do what."
Ran Le smiled with his eyes curved, he held the tomato and tilted his head.
Shi Zhufeng said that it was very cute for him to do so.
"Qi Yuni is too tall, Ni should be shorter."
Qi Yu didn't know what Ran Le was going to do, but he squatted down.
Ran Le came closer and gave Qi Yu a kiss on the left cheek.
Qi Yu's expressionless face cracked and he froze for a moment.
Ran Le kissed her again, this time on the right cheek. He smiled at Qi Yu and said, "Please don't be angry with me, okay? I will never forget your name in the future."
Just like he promised Ran Xuexue that he would never steal beef from the kitchen again.
Qi Yu's pupils dilated instantly.
Ran Le kissed him? He had never been kissed by anyone, not even his grandmother.
Ran Xuejuan was stunned when he saw this scene from the small window. He subconsciously looked towards the door, but due to limitations he couldn't see the situation over there. Shi Zhufeng would probably be furious.
Why would Lele go to visit his relatives? It seemed that it was because Lele said that he only knew how to coax him and Shi Zhufeng, and Shi Zhufeng asked Lele to coax them. If Shi Zhufeng knew that Lele coaxed people in this way, he would definitely be furious. A jealous person who would get jealous even when the little guy could pronounce Qi Yu's name clearly, he would definitely have a black face at this moment, and it is unknown how sour he would be.
The room where Shi Zhufeng and the others were was actually very small. There was only a table and a chair in it, and a small window on the side for the children to bring things in. Their small dark room was facing the main entrance, like a telephone booth, except that the glass was made of the same material as Ran Xuejuan and the others'. People from inside could see outside, but outsiders could not see inside.
Shi Zhufeng was drawing cats on paper out of boredom.
Qi Yu came back to his senses and asked helplessly, "Why did you kiss me?"
Ran Le tilted his head again. Is there any reason for this?
"Because I like you."
There are three elements to coaxing someone: acting cute, kissing, and saying you like them.
That’s how he coaxed Ran Xuexue, but the previous one was “cat” and the last one was “meow meow”. He would just rub Ran Xuexue and meow meow, and if one time didn’t work, he would try twice. After two times at most, Ran Xuexue would be coaxed.
Thinking of this, he leaned over and kissed her again to be on the safe side. This time, because Qi Yu turned his head, the kiss happened to be on her lips.
Shi Zhufeng looked at the time. The little guy was about to come out, so he looked up.
Suddenly, a loud noise was heard in the large room where the recording was being made.
"Ran Le!"
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