Chapter 47 Why is a tiger not considered a cat?
Shi Zhufeng held the thing and pondered it for a while, seeming to be tempted.
He put down the cream, walked over, picked up Ran Xuejuan and put her on the sink: "We are recording a show."
Ran Xue smiled tiredly, with tears in the corners of her eyes. What does it matter?
Or...Ran Xuejuan reached out and touched Shi Zhufeng's neck, pinching it gently with one hand.
"Are you afraid of being photographed?"
Afraid of getting involved with him?
When Shi Zhufeng saw someone who had misunderstood his meaning, he kissed him. Although the little hedgehog changed his attitude too quickly, he was ecstatic about him. No matter what the reason was, he accepted it all.
Ran Xuejuan pinched Shi Zhufeng's hand and slowly moved it to the back of Shi Zhufeng's neck, then she hugged him and responded to the kiss passionately.
Thin threads of water invaded the hearts of the two people with the desire of erosion. Ran Xuejuan's eyes flashed with madness, and she touched Shi Zhufeng's chest and abdomen suggestively.
Shi Zhufeng slowly stepped back, looking at the person who seemed to be emitting fragrance. He knew what the other person wanted, and he was willing to give it, but not here.
And if it comes to that, Ran Xuejuan won't be able to escape, he won't let her go.
Shi Zhufeng gently wiped the corner of the other person's mouth and kissed him tenderly: "You can vent any unhappiness to me, I like it."
Ran Xuejuan's expression froze for a moment, and he smiled again: "How can I be unhappy..."
Shi Zhufeng: “?”
Why is there no further news?
Ran Xuejuan gently kicked Shi Zhufeng, jumped down from the sink and stood up, pulling the corner of his clothes to take a look, it should not be wrinkled. He looked in the mirror. The person in the mirror had rosy lips and a hint of spring in the corners of his eyes. He wiped his face casually, pushed Shi Zhufeng away and stood at the door, looking at the little guy with his eyes blindfolded and facing the wall.
He squatted down: "Why is Lele awake? Can't you sleep?"
Ran Le spread his eyes apart with the two fingers covering his eyes, revealing his eyeballs. He turned them and asked, "Does it seem like there shouldn't be ducks in this nest?"
Ran Xuejuan: “…”
He was speechless for a while, facing the other's curious big eyes, touching the little guy's head: "No, what's wrong?"
He didn't know how long the little guy had been there, or maybe it was only when the little guy poked his head out and retracted and he saw it that he realized the little guy was awake. Thinking of this, he glared at Shi Zhufeng and asked him if he knew to close the door before entering the bathroom.
Shi Zhufeng touched his nose and blamed him.
Ran Le put down his hand, looked up at Shi Zhufeng, then looked down at Ran Xuejuan, glancing at each of them, and repeated this several times.
Ran Xuejuan and Shi Zhufeng felt numb from being stared at.
Shi Zhufeng immediately picked the person up and put him back on the bed.
"Do you want to go to the bathroom or something?"
Ran Le doesn't like to drink water and seldom gets up at night.
Hearing this, Ran Le remembered why he woke up. He looked at the two of them in condemnation, "You guys are hiding in there kissing each other, and no one is sleeping with me."
In his dream, Ran Xuexue was clearly eating chicken legs with him, but he couldn't touch Ran Xuexue no matter how hard he tried. In his dream, Ran Xuexue was burned to ashes by fire, and he was frightened awake. However, when he woke up, Ran Xuexue was not on the bed, and Shi Zhufeng was not under the bed. There was no one at all.
Thinking of that feeling, Ran Le was very angry.
"You guys are so mean. You kissed me but didn't bring me with you. You left me here alone to sleep."
Upon hearing this, Ran Xuejuan quietly went into the bathroom to continue washing up.
Shi Zhufeng was silent for a while, and asked with his eyes why he wanted to bring you along.
Ran Le saw what Shi Zhufeng was thinking at a glance. He was angry! Very angry! He was no longer the cat king of this family. These two cats, no, Shi Zhufeng, the cat, was challenging his position!
Ran Le took off his shoes and stood on the bed, but he was still not as tall as Shi Zhufeng.
"Damn silver."
How can bipeds grow so tall? It’s so abominable.
He put his hands on his hips and shouted angrily, "Fourth Master Feng, be shorter."
Shi Zhufeng tried to hold back his laughter and squatted to make himself shorter.
"Too short."
Ran Le walked back and forth on the bed, looking at Shi Zhufeng.
He asked, "Do you seem to want to fight with me?"
He has seen many cats who want to usurp his position as the King of Cats. Even though Shi Zhufeng said that he had turned into a human a long time ago, he could still see through the other's cat heart at a glance!
That's right, after all, a cat won't surrender just like that, a cat should behave like a cat.
Ran Le stood still and said seriously: "I accept your challenge."
Shi Zhufeng's attempt to hold back his laughter at the beginning turned into confusion.
What challenges?
When did he challenge Le Lexia?
Ran Le: "Go ahead, I'm not afraid of you."
He is the king of cats. This time, he must teach Shi Zhufeng what the king's majesty is.
Shi Zhufeng was confused and reached out his hand to gently touch Ran Le's fist.
“…It’s out.”
That should be the case.
Ran Le frowned: "It seems like you look down on your nest."
It's such a joke. How can the position of the King of Cats be treated so casually?
Shi Zhufeng: “…”
So what should we do? Isn't this just playing house?
Ran Le became even angrier!
Just when he was about to get angry, the person in front of him changed. His brows relaxed and he said, "Baby."
Ran Xuejuan took a quick shower and blew his hair dry, but he didn't have time to completely dry it, so the ends of his hair were still wet, but it didn't affect his sleep. He hugged Ran Le and said, "Let's go to sleep, okay? I'm sleepy."
Ran Le smiled and curved his eyes: "Good duck, good duck."
He hugged Ran Xuejuan and told her about his grievances: "I was dreaming. In my dream, you disappeared, and Sizhufeng was also gone. When I opened my eyes, you were really gone."
Ran Xuejuan carried the person to bed and covered him with a blanket: "We will all be here in the future, don't be afraid."
Ran Le turned his head away: "I'm not afraid."
Ran Xuejuan chuckled and patted Ran Le on the back: "Okay, I'll tell you a story."
The little guy immediately came into Ran Xuejuan's arms.
Ran Xuejuan glanced at Shi Zhufeng who was standing stupidly beside the bed. What was he still standing there for? Go wash up. She really wanted to fight with Lele.
Shi Zhufeng was confused. Why?
Ran Xuejuan: "Le Le, why did you want to fight with Big Daddy?"
Ran Le raised his head from Ran Xuejuan's arms, thought for a while and said, "It's different. Shi Zhufeng is like a big guy, but he is like a cat. A cat can only have one king. If he is not convinced and wants the king's nest, the nest will not be given to him. If they want to fight, the winner will be the king."
Ran Xuejuan's brain was blank for a while.
How come Shi Zhufeng is a cat?
And even if Shi Zhufeng is a cat, how could he be so childish as to compete with Lele for the title of king?
Shi Zhufeng asked silently beside him, "Because I'm kissing your little daddy without you? Do you think I'm challenging your position?"
He couldn't help laughing when he said this.
Ran Le nodded vigorously.
Shi Zhufeng asked tentatively: "...Then I won't kiss you anymore?"
Ran Le frowned immediately: "No, it seems like you don't love your baby if you don't kiss him."
Shi Zhufeng raised his eyebrows: "Then I kiss him without you?"
Ran Lechao said fiercely: "Fourth Master Feng, do you seem to want to usurp the throne?"
Shi Zhufeng understood that the little guy had his own system. When he didn't kiss Ran Xuejuan, he was acting as a human, so when he didn't kiss Ran Xuejuan, it meant he didn't love her. When he kissed Ran Xuejuan, he was acting as a cat. Daring to kiss his baby behind the back of the Cat King was a challenge to the Cat King's status.
So why did he say that wrong thing in the first place?
Because of a sentence, he made up a story that he was a cat and now he is in a dilemma.
He went to wash up. This system was a bit messy and he needed to calm down.
Ran Xuejuan patted Ran Le's back soothingly and began to tell a story to the little guy.
Ran Le fell asleep at the beginning of the story. Actually, the little guy was sleepy, but he woke up because he was uneasy because he didn't touch anyone in his dream.
Shi Zhufeng came out after washing up and looked at the person curled up in Ran Xuejuan's arms.
She whispered, "He feels insecure. I think he needs to stay with me for a year or two to let him slowly believe that we are all alive before he will feel better."
Ran Xuejuan lowered his eyes. It was already cruel that such an absurd thing happened to the little guy. He hoped that Lele would live a long and happy life in the future.
He raised his eyes and warned: "Shi Zhufeng, you will be a cat of lower status from now on. Be careful with your words in front of our Cat King. Be careful that the Cat King will challenge you to a duel."
Shi Zhufeng: “…”
He spread the mat on the floor, turned off the light, lay down on it and sighed deeply.
"I try."
It’s a lowly cat, so it’s a lowly cat. This cat is his, so it’s lowly, but when will the little guy be able to separate the human Shi Zhufeng from the cat Shi Zhufeng?
He wasn't worried about the duel, as the little guy would forget about it after he woke up from a nap.
Ran Xuejuan flashed a smile.
Shi Zhufeng tried to usurp the throne. Shi Zhufeng was bad and Mao Mao was good.
Ran Le rubbed Ran Xuejuan and said in his sleep: "It seems like it's a fish."
Ran Xuejuan and Shi Zhufeng laughed at the same time.
Why do I dream about fish?
In the darkness, Shi Zhufeng said, "After the recording is over, let's go take a look at our new home?"
Ran Xuejuan’s smile froze.
Shi Zhufeng: "Hmm? Are you going? I bought the house a few years ago, but I haven't lived in it yet. The little guy likes it there very much. There is a big pear tree at the door. It will be almost ripe by the time we finish recording the show."
Ran Xuejuan hugged Ran Le and slowly buried her head in Ran Le's shoulder: "I fell asleep."
Shi Zhufeng was amused by this sentence, okay.
"It will be kept there for you whether you go there or not."
It seems that the little hedgehog has been venting his desire for excitement these past two days.
Shi Zhufeng asked: "If I force you to stay in that house one day, will you be unhappy?"
Ran Xuejuan raised her eyes slightly: "Any normal person would be unhappy."
Shi Zhufeng: "Let me ask you."
Ran Xuejuan was stuck for a while.
His voice was a little light: "Shi Zhufeng, are you scolding me for not being a normal person?"
Shi Zhufeng's eyes widened. He finally knew who the little guy looked like.
"You and Lele are indeed father and son."
The ability to grasp the key points is exactly the same.
Ran Xuejuan didn't say anything, but pulled the quilt over herself and Ran Le.
The little guy stretched out his hand and pressed him again and again, like a kitten kneading milk. Ran Xuejuan relaxed his strength, and soon the other party grabbed his fingers and wouldn't let go.
The house returned to silence and Ran Xuexue fell asleep soon.
Shi Zhufeng stood up and placed two pieces of origami next to the two of them.
... ...
The next day, when Ran Xuejuan woke up, Ran Le was already awake.
He was a little surprised at how much he slept. He roughly estimated that he slept for about nine hours, even though he had slept less than three hours a night in recent years.
Ran Le held the cat and folded the paper: "Baby Ni woke up."
Ran Xuejuan gradually came to her senses and looked at what Ran Le was holding: "What is this?"
Where did this paper tiger come from?
Ran Le: "It's like a cat."
It must be Shi Zhufengzhe. The other party must have surrendered to him, the king of cats.
Ran Xuejuan: "A tiger is not a cat."
Ran Le looked at Ran Xuejuan: "No, no, it's just cat."
It's just a little bigger than a normal meow, but it's still a cat.
Ran Xuejuan smiled: "Okay."
This species topic little guy has his own persistence.
"Then, King Cat, where did the cat in your hand come from?"
Ran Le looked up and took out another one from Ran Xuejuan's side.
"It must be like a big ba ba, this one is like a cat's nest, this one is like you."
Ran Xuejuan was silent for a moment. It turned out that in the eyes of the little guy, he used to be as fierce as a tiger.
He went to look at his origami.
What is this? A hedgehog?
Ran Le: "It looks like a flower."
flower?
Ran Xuejuan raised the origami. From Ran Le's perspective, it really looked like a flower, but from the front, it looked like a hedgehog.
Before he could figure out what this little thing was, Shi Zhufeng came knocking on the door.
"Wake up, King Lele and King Ran Xuexue, get up and wash up, the meal will be ready soon."
Ran Le instantly became excited, and he climbed up holding the paper cat.
"I'm here, what duck are we having today?"
Ran Xuejuan held him in her arms, worried that Ran Le would fall off the bed. Actually, the bed was quite high, and Ran Le actually climbed down by himself last night.
Shi Zhufeng: "Fish porridge, stir-fried green vegetables, spicy radish, stir-fried beans. Are you satisfied, King Lele?"
Ran Le shook himself and nodded frantically.
"Satisfied. Hey, the big horn is the best."
Shi Zhufeng laughed: "Hurry up and get up. I will go pick up Qi Yu for you today. Just for this day."
Ran Le didn't understand why he had to pick up Brother Qi Yu, but he was also very happy that Brother Qi Yu was having dinner with them.
"Okay, okay. Thank you for your hard work."
Shi Zhufeng: "Then King Lele, King Ran Xuexue will teach you."
Ran Le looked at Ran Xuejuan and said, "Okay! I'll take care of the baby."
Shi Zhufeng didn't close the bedroom door, but waved and said, "I'm going out."
Ran Le reminded: "Be careful."
Shi Zhufeng opened the door: "Okay."
Ran Xuejuan: "Yes, be careful."
Ran Le waved his hands indifferently, it’s all the same, the Four Lords of Wind can understand.
Ran Xuejuan looked at the time lazily. He got up half an hour later than last night. He wouldn't want to make up for the sleep he lost in the past few years.
Thinking of this, he sighed, pulled back the quilt and got out of bed, taking out the clothes that Shi Zhufeng had prepared for him.
"King Lele, we are wearing dungarees today, I guarantee you will be the most handsome cub."
Ran Le opened his arms to make it easier for Ran Xuejuan to put clothes on him.
Actually, he doesn't know how to put on clothes yet. There are so many kinds of clothes for bipeds, and they are all different, and each one needs to be put on in a different way.
"When I learn it, I can wear more clothes."
Ran Xuejuan smiled: "Okay, when King Lele learns it, King Lele will be even more powerful."
Ran Le agreed: "It seems so."
After they put on their clothes, Ran Xuejuan helped Ran Le put on his shoes, and then they went to wash up together.
After washing, he put Ran Le next to him and tidied up the bedroom.
Ran Le followed behind him like a little tail.
When the two of them finished and came out of the bedroom, Zhufeng just came back with Qi Yu.
Ran Le trotted over: "Qi Yuguoguo."
Qi Yu rubbed Ran Le's face. Uncle Shi said that Lele missed him, and it seemed to be true.
Ran Le leaned against Qi Yu and said, "Let me show you a cat."
He took out his paper cat and held it up high: "Look!"
Qi Yu looked at the paper tiger and asked, "Does Lele like this?"
Ran Le nodded without hesitation: "Because it looks like a duck in a nest."
He definitely likes himself.
Qi Yu was quiet for a while, then spoke again: "Very impressive."
Ran Le's smile widened: "I feel the same way."
Qi Yu looked at Ran Le’s little face and thought, forget it, how can a tiger not be considered a cat? As long as Lele likes it, that’s fine.
Ran Xuejuan went to the kitchen to help carry out breakfast.
Shi Zhufeng: "It's time to eat."
Ran Le turned his head instantly: "Here I come!"
Food, fish!
He dreamed of eating fish last night, but he didn't expect to see real fish this morning.
He could actually make a wish in a dream. He would tell this secret to Shi Zhufeng and Ran Xuejuan later.
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