Chapter 84 Height and Weight Measurement Why can't bipeds have one...
That night, Ran Le ate a biscuit, and then went to brush his teeth and take a shower.
Shi Zhufeng looked at the solid little guy in the bathtub, took out his cell phone and started searching.
[How fat a child is is unhealthy. 】
Ran Xuejuan happened to see it when he came in, and he patted Shi Zhufeng in annoyance.
Shi Zhufeng raised his eyes and immediately put his phone aside.
Ran Le is playing with water.
Looking at Ran Xue, he smiled tiredly: "Baby."
Ran Xuejuan gave Ran Le some shower gel to wash her clean: "Shi Zhufeng, bring Le Le out."
When Shi Zhufeng carried the person out, Ran Le saw the cell phone next to him and leaned over to take a closer look.
Shi Zhufeng hugged the person and asked, "What did you see?"
Ran Le retracted his gaze: "The two-legged beast in that picture is really fat."
Ran Xuejuan put the water away and laughed twice.
Fortunately, the little guy can't read.
Shi Zhufeng held Ran Le and weighed him. In fact, compared with what he looked in the picture, Lele was much healthier.
The doctor who did the physical examination said that Lele was very healthy.
"Come on, let's go to bed."
Ran Le hugged Shi Zhufeng's neck: "Okay."
Shi Zhufeng put Ran Le on the bed.
Ran Le lay down in the quilt and asked, "Aren't we going to talk about Gusi today?"
Shi Zhufeng: “?”
"I remember we didn't talk about it yesterday, nor the day before yesterday."
Since joining this variety show, he hasn't told Ran Le a bedtime story.
Ran Le nodded: "It seems so. There was none yesterday and the day before yesterday."
He looked at Shi Zhufeng with his eyes wide open.
Shi Zhufeng: “…”
He gently pinched Ran Le's face: "Wait until your baby is washed and let him tell you, okay."
It is very tiring to tell stories to Ran Le, as the little guy is curious about everything. In the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, he was asked why he was a cow and not a horse or a sheep. Let Ran Xuejuan experience it for himself.
Ran Le rolled around in the quilt and asked, "Where's my sweater?"
Shi Zhufeng fell silent again.
"Almost there." He said after a while.
Looking at the little guy, Shi Zhufeng took out the unfinished sweater from the suitcase and continued knitting.
This is a little overseer.
Ran Le smiled and watched Shi Zhufeng knitting.
Shi Zhufeng stared at the sweater for a while. It was troublesome to knit clothes. He also needed to learn how to knit the sleeves and the pattern. It would definitely not be done in a short time. He put down the sweater and discussed it with Ran Le.
"Baby, let's wear little capes this year, okay? I promise we'll also have two balls and a cat hat."
Ran Le blinked: "What about the sweater?"
Shi Zhufeng said softly: "I will make it for you next year, and I guarantee that you can wear it when you go out to pay New Year's greetings next winter."
Ran Le pulled the quilt to his chin and thought seriously.
Shi Zhufeng continued, "You see, winter is almost over. When we finish recording the show and go back home, you won't be able to wear your sweater. I'll make it into a small cape so you can wear it for another day."
Ran Le lowered his head: "One day?"
Shi Zhufeng calculated the time. They would stay here for five days at most. During these five days, he could only guarantee that he would finish everything on the last day.
He nodded silently, yes, one day, maybe not even a complete day.
Sadness suddenly appeared on Ran Le's face.
"Si Zhufeng, you are not as smart as the baby."
Shi Zhufeng: "...Yes, I'm not as smart as your baby."
Ran Le stretched out his hands from under the quilt, and he held Shi Zhufeng's face and looked at him: "Will the baby dislike you?"
Shi Zhufeng: “Ah?”
Ran Le looked at people very seriously: "Oh, mud is really worrying."
Shi Zhufeng had a blank expression on his face.
"Don't worry, your baby won't think I'm stupid."
Ran Le frowned and asked, "Really?"
Shi Zhufeng nodded: "Really, your baby likes stupid ones."
Ran Le's brows relaxed immediately, but soon frowned again.
"Kuosiwo is very smart."
Doesn’t the baby like him?
This is impossible, the baby loves him the most.
Shi Zhufeng saw Ran Le's tangled look and laughed: "He just likes you, no matter you are smart or stupid, he likes you."
Ran Le couldn't help shaking his feet in the quilt and said happily: "The nest is the one that the baby loves the most."
Shi Zhufeng pinched Ran Le's nose.
"Little biased cat."
Ran Le: "Hey, I love you too."
"Even if you're stupid, I still love you. I promise, I'll wear a sweater again next year."
Although Shi Zhufeng was clumsy when knitting sweaters, his love for him would not diminish because of this.
Shi Zhufeng sighed: "Ah, being coaxed by your baby in the morning and by you at night, these days are really something to look forward to."
Ran Le tilted his head: "Baby, what are you trying to do?"
Shi Zhufeng whispered: "Your baby is just making promises for me."
She said they would get married after the variety show, that she would give him advice on decorating, that she would live together, that they would send Lele to kindergarten together in the future, and that she would make love with him all night.
As a result, he was scolded when he touched the other person's waist.
Shi Zhufeng, are you a dog?
Shi Zhufeng, haven’t you had your meal?
Shi Zhufeng, aren’t you full?
Time follows the wind......
Shi Zhufeng sighed deeply.
This guy asks every day whether he wants to do it or not, and seems very brave, but he was very squeamish the night before. He blushed and kicked me before he actually did anything.
Shi Zhufeng: "Baby, don't be the one who makes empty promises to others in the future."
Ran Le didn't understand, he looked at Shi Zhufeng in confusion.
Shi Zhufeng saw Ran Le coming out of his thoughts and immediately changed his words: "Just draw it. If you draw the pie, you don't have to eat the pie drawn by others."
Ran Le: "Pie? What kind of pie? Meat pie or flower pie."
Shi Zhufeng was speechless.
"Forget it, you're only three years old, and you've only been a human for two months. You don't understand."
Ran Le: “Duck?”
Ran Xuejuan came out of the bathroom.
"Shi Zhufeng, go take a shower."
Shi Zhufeng immediately got up: "Okay."
He took the clothes that Ran Xuejuan had found for him and went into the bathroom.
Ran Xuejuan got on the bed and sat next to Ran Le.
"What do you say to Big Daddy?"
Usually, when he comes out of the shower, Lele is already asleep.
Ran Le said seriously: "I want to eat cakes tomorrow."
His grandfather told him that he was greedy.
Ran Xue smiled tiredly, and he touched Ran Le's head: "Okay, go to sleep quickly, and we'll have cakes in the morning when you wake up."
Ran Le closed his eyes and opened them two seconds later: "I haven't told the story yet."
Ran Xuejuan lay down and hugged Ran Le: "What story do you want to hear?"
Ran Le blinked his eyes: "I don't know."
Ran Xuejuan pulled the quilt and said, "Then let's talk about the story of the three kittens today."
"Once upon a time there were three kittens. They lived together happily, but one day a monster came into the forest. The three kittens decided to build a house to resist the monster. The first kitten built a thatched house..."
As Ran Xuejuan was talking, the little guy fell asleep.
Shi Zhufeng came out of the shower and asked, "Did the little guy ask anything else?"
Ran Xuejuan looked at Lele's sleeping face and asked, "Anything else?"
Shi Zhufeng went to turn off the lights. He got into the car and hugged Ran Xuejuan from behind: "A hundred thousand reasons."
Ran Xuejuan shrank back, completely embedded in Shi Zhufeng's arms.
"Le Le is full of curiosity about the world right now, just answer him when he asks you."
Shi Zhufeng kissed Ran Xuejuan's neck: "He asked me why Little Red Riding Hood is Little Red Riding Hood and can't be Little Blue Riding Hood. How should I answer? And why there are seven fairies and why can't there be eight? I can't explain all these to him completely."
Ran Xuejuan became quiet.
Shi Zhufeng smiled and asked, "Didn't he ask you today?"
Ran Xuejuan thought back slowly, then looked at Lele's face: "Maybe it's because the protagonists I mentioned are three cats."
Shi Zhufeng: “?”
It seems that as long as it is a cat, Lele will not ask why it is a cat. In Lele's world, it is normal for the protagonist to be a cat. It should be a cat. It doesn't matter what kind of cat it is or how many cats there are.
Shi Zhufeng suddenly laughed.
"Cats are great. They are what they should be. They are always right in everything they do."
It’s funny to think about it, but Ran Xuejuan knows that’s what Lele thinks: “Yes, cats are the best.”
Shi Zhufeng hugged Ran Xuejuan and reached out to grab the little guy's hand: "Go to sleep."
The second day.
Ran Le successfully ate the pancake, an egg pancake. Shi Zhufeng only knew how to make this, a hand-pulled pancake with beaten eggs, but Ran Le still ate it with gusto.
Finished the meal.
The director came and said: "Our task today is to build a snowman."
Ran Le: “Duck?”
Nao Nao immediately raised his hand: "I can make a snowman, I can."
Yueyue also said she could.
Ran Le went to see Qi Yu.
Qi Yu lowered his head and said, "I can't."
Ran Le was relieved, he was not the only one who couldn't do it.
The director laughed and said, "There are four areas outside, one for each family, and you will compete in making snowmen. Your snowmen will be photographed and posted online, and netizens will give you scores. The group with the highest score will receive a reward."
Shi Zhufeng: "What reward?"
Director: "Regarding our next recording session, the highest-ranking group will have priority in choosing. As for what they will choose, we will reveal it later."
Everyone looked at each other.
Qi Yunzhao: “I guess it’s not that simple.”
Lu Yuanyuan: "The first location was the suburbs, the second location was on the mountain, the third was the seaside, and now it's the snowy mountains. It's been more than half a month. Where will the next location be?"
Director: “Keep it a secret.”
Ran Le looked around in confusion. He quietly asked Shi Zhufeng, "Ba Ba, can you make a snowman?"
Shi Zhufeng nodded: "Yes, I promise."
Ran Le was relieved.
Nao Nao: "I want to build a doll."
Yueyue: "I want to build a rabbit."
Ran Le saw Nao Nao and Yue Yue looking at him, so he also said, "What a bunch of cats."
Then the three of them went to see Qi Yu.
Qi Yu: "Le Le, I'll make a Le Le."
Very good, the four of us have already discussed it.
Director: "But we will form a group in a while. We need to collect everyone's information now. Please line up. Children should line up in one line, and the female adults should line up in one line, and the male adults should line up in another line."
The four children are most cooperative at times like this.
Ran Le immediately took the first place in line.
Then someone brought up a measuring device to measure height and weight.
Ran Le stood up without hesitation.
Lu Yuanyuan: "Wow, Lele weighs 38 kilograms."
Ran Le smiled and nodded: "Yes."
Although he didn't know what thirty-eight kilograms meant.
Qi Yunzhao praised: "Lele eats well every day, that's great."
Ran Le asked with a smile: "Does it look like a powerful duck?"
Everyone laughed: "Yes."
Lele is 98cm tall and weighs 19kg, both exact integers.
Ran Xuejuan asked Shi Zhufeng: "Was Lele only 33 pounds when he first started recording the show?"
Shi Zhufeng nodded: "But Lele is wearing much more today than that day, at least three kilograms more."
Ran Xuejuan looked at Ran Le, who was wearing thick clothes and had not taken off his shoes, and said, "This measurement is not rigorous."
Because I’m afraid Lele would be cold, the soles of the little guy’s shoes are very thick.
Ran Le came down and was surrounded by staff members to measure the length of his arms and legs.
Then they let the person go.
Ran Le stood beside him: "Take it easy."
The director laughed: "Next."
The next one is Naonao, Naonao stands up to be measured.
... ...
Once the children have finished measuring, it is the adults' turn.
Women come first.
The first one to go up was Lu Yuanyuan.
Director: "You need to wear slippers."
Lu Yuanyuan immediately raised her eyes.
Others looked over as well.
Shi Zhufeng: "The children don't take off their clothes, so why should we?"
Since the children didn't take off their clothes, it proves that the data required by the program team will not be very detailed, so they don't need to take off their clothes.
Lu Yuanyuan: "Yeah, let's not take them off."
It's very troublesome, her boots have too many laces.
The director smiled.
"It doesn't matter if the four kids are taller. After all, they will still grow. Will you still grow?"
Several people were speechless.
It was freezing and snowy. How did the director manage to speak at minus 37 degrees Celsius with a body temperature of 37 degrees Celsius?
Ran Le ran to Ran Xuejuan and raised his hand: "Baby, baby, grow up."
Ran Xuejuan coughed lightly and put Ran Le's hand down.
He is 22, not much longer.
Ran Le looked up, Ran Xue said tiredly: "Le Le will grow up fine in the future."
Ran Le was disappointed: "Okay."
The baby isn't growing anymore.
Lu Yuanyuan took off her shoes and went up.
She laughed. She didn't allow us to take off our clothes but asked us to take off our shoes. It was because of our height and weight gain.
Director: "Don't worry about your weight, just be healthy."
Lu Yuanyuan’s data is out.
Height 169cm, weight 49kg.
Director: "... being too thin is unhealthy."
Lu Yuanyuan: "I am not thin anymore."
The next one is Qi Yunzhao.
Qi Yunzhao is 5cm taller than Lu Yuanyuan and weighs ten kilograms more than Lu Yuanyuan.
Behind are the wheat ears.
Mai Sui's height and weight are extremely terrifying. He is 1.82 meters tall, but weighs only 48 kg, and this is when he is weighed with clothes on.
Jiang Youli's height and weight are just right, standard for health.
Then to the men.
The first one to go up was Bai Yunsheng.
Bai Yunsheng is very tall, 187cm tall and weighs 75kg.
Then there is Shi Zhufeng. Shi Zhufeng is the same height as Bai Yunsheng, but weighs much less than Bai Yunsheng. He hasn't recovered the weight he gained for the previous drama.
Ran Xuejuan looked at the scale and sighed.
It will come sooner or later.
He stepped on it.
Ran Le immediately ran to the front to see.
Director: "Height 180.6cm, weight 52kg."
With this height and weight, he would be several pounds lighter without clothes.
Shi Zhufeng looked at the weight. This man had been raised by Lele for more than half a month. Before that, he must have been so thin that only a skeleton was left.
Apart from Mai Sui, Ran Xuejuan became the most unhealthy one.
But they both have one thing in common: they can't show their faces when they are thin.
The difference is that Mai Sui is working, she won't let herself be too thin or fat, while Ran Xuejuan's problem is purely personal.
Ran Le stared at the panel carefully and asked the director: "Is the baby healthy?"
Director: "It's not healthy. You have to make sure he eats more."
When Ran Le heard the word "not healthy", his face immediately became stern. He nodded seriously and said, "I can do it."
He went to see Ran Xuejuan.
Ran Xuejuan looked at Ran Le innocently, it wasn't that he wanted to be so thin.
He is already growing. Before coming to the program, he weighed himself on the hospital scale and it was 43kg. Excluding clothes, he is now working very hard to gain weight.
Ran Le made a decision immediately. He informed Ran Xuejuan: "Baby, you need to add one more spoonful of rice tomorrow."
Ran Xuejuan said, "I can't eat it anymore. I've already added a spoonful."
Ran Le's spoon is not a spoon for eating, but a spoon for serving rice.
Ran Le frowned: "Then half a spoonful, add it slowly, you must eat the mud."
Of course he can eat it. Even when he is full, he can still eat half an apple. So can the baby.
Shi Zhufeng interrupted: "It's your baby who added it, you can't add it."
Ran Le opened his eyes wide in shock: "Why."
Shi Zhufeng poked Ran Le's belly: "Baby, your stomach is only this big, you really can't eat."
Ran Le felt heartbroken upon hearing this.
He looked at Ran Xuejuan and said, "Baby, you must eat half a spoonful of rice. I can't accompany you anymore, wuwuwu."
Why can't bipeds have a stomach that can eat lots of food without getting bloated, getting sick, or getting fat?
Twolegs, no!
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