In view of the tragic experiences of these two people, Lin wisely covered his head with a quilt and tried not to make any sound. He knew very well that Xi could not be reasoned with at this time, so the best way was to reduce the sense of his presence.
Xi looked coldly at Du Yuqi who was constantly explaining himself, and let him talk endlessly. However, it can be seen that every time Master Xi heard Du Yuqi say the words "naked butt", his expression became even uglier. Suddenly, Xi interrupted Du Yuqi rudely, ignored his existence, sat down beside him and said gently:
"Didn't you say last time that you really liked my yellow bag?"
Always was still rubbing his buttocks, but after hearing Xi's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with a smile:
"Yes, yes, the shiny decorations on your bag are really pretty! Why, have you finally figured it out and want to give it to me?"
Xi shook his head and said:
"No, my bag is old, but I still remember the location of that store. Why don't we go over there and see if the merchants there have any new goods?"
Every time I immediately cheered:
"Yeah! I've been looking forward to this for a long time."
After he finished speaking, he pulled out a huge travel bag from the side:
"I had expected that there was no magic on this plane, so the dimensional ring could not be used casually. I came prepared, and I will not go back until this bag is full!"
After she finished saying this, there was a sudden "thump" sound next to her, and then Jet shouted in an exaggerated voice:
"Boss, what happened to you? Why did you suddenly faint?"
Lin suppressed his laughter and said:
"He's fine, Jet, listen to me, women are trouble, and big trouble, so what you need to do now is to go to the terrace and enjoy the scenery. If you want to talk, use the snacks over there to cover your mouth."
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An hour later.
Du Yuqi was already wandering the streets with Lin, Xi, Meimei, and Jet. Du Yuqi was originally worried about the language barrier, but the God of Contract had a way to solve it. One Holy Crown could gain the permanent ability to "know the language", which Lin and others had already successfully purchased.
Of course, before going shopping, everyone changed into clothes suitable for the Earth style. As for Jet, he was camouflaged by Chang. It is worth mentioning that it is best to have a reference when performing camouflage. Du Yuqi thought about it and took her to Lin's room.
The guy who lived in Lin's room before was a die-hard fan of the NBA, so the walls of the room were covered with posters of NBA stars. In the end, she always chose one from the posters on the wall who she thought looked most like Jet...that was Rodman, who had his hair dyed rainbow colors, a nose ring, and a body covered with tattoos.
It is worth mentioning that the magic camouflage technique used every time is just a castrated version, because there is almost no magic power that can be sensed on the earth, so it can only be used sparingly. Strictly speaking, the camouflage technique used is equivalent to deep makeup, which only covers up the goblin features on Jet, and then slightly modifies it, which is still 70% to 80% similar to Jet's original appearance.
To outsiders, Jet, covered in camouflage, really has some of Rodman's charm, especially since Jet's entire body is full of tendons and he is a muscle man. Therefore, he looks more like the Worm in his COS peak period, and he gets a lot of attention when he walks on the street.
Du Yuqi originally wanted to take everyone to Happy Valley and get away with it, but Xi had a good memory. After getting in the taxi, he told the driver the name of the city center. After getting out of the car, he drove straight to the twin towers where luxury goods were gathered... Of course, he also extended his hand to Du Yuqi. Master Xi's stern look made Du Yuqi obediently hand over his credit card, and of course the password.
Du Yuqi then sighed and took Lin and Jet to eat barbecue. Of course, he also asked them to pick out some clothes to change. Although barbecue is a popular food that transcends dimensions, ice beer, the best partner of barbecue, is unique to Earth. Jet drank five pitchers of ice-cold dark beer by himself and still felt unsatisfied. His favorites are chicken wings, chicken skin, chicken tendons, chicken necks... There were mountains of bones in front of him. Lin preferred beef tongue and thought that the thinly sliced beef tongue roasted to seven-tenths done would have a crispy texture that suited his taste very well.
After they finished eating the skewers, Jet asked if they should go meet up with Xi and the others. However, Du Yuqi looked at the long string of deduction notifications sent to her on her phone and shook her head with a helpless smile, saying that it was still too early and they were probably still very excited. If she went there now, she would only end up as a porter.
Then Du Yuqi thought about it and suddenly remembered something, so he took Jet and Lin to the mobile phone supermarket. Although this thing is useless on the continent of Arad, it is quite useful on Earth.
Jet and Lin had also seen things with similar functions on the continent of Arad, but they were more like intercoms or walkie-talkies. Because they were designed for use in war, they were heavy and thick, but very durable. This was completely contrary to the main features of lightness, thinness, beauty, and human-computer interaction on Earth, so they were very interested in Du Yuqi's proposal.
The three men went shopping and must have had a great time buying things. Surprisingly, neither Lin nor Jet chose the popular fruit machine. Jet was interested in Samsung S8, while Lin asked for Huawei P10, and specified the very sexy bright red color. After they installed the cards and joined the network, they figured out the basic functions under Du Yuqi's guidance and soon joined the "phone-down" tribe.
Finally, after everyone gathered together, Xi and Mei naturally came out with a lot of bags, but the two of them had great physical strength and didn't feel like they couldn't carry anything or were tired from shopping. After seeing Lin and Jiet's new mobile phones, the two girls' eyes lit up and they immediately demanded to buy some. By the time they finished all this, it was already dark.
After returning home and putting away the things he bought, Du Yuqi took a group of people to a bar to play. Lin adapted to this environment very well. According to him, he could just treat a place like a bar as a social dance party.
Lin was tall and handsome, and had received strict interest training from the royal family. His every move revealed a noble air. He was wearing the casual clothes he had picked out during the day, and although his entire outfit cost less than 500 yuan in total, he already felt more stylish than the male models at the fashion shows.
This is actually very normal. According to Lin, he has been trained by court teachers since he was a child. Every movement has been honed and practiced countless times. Even the extent of the facial muscles when smiling requires him to study in front of the mirror for several months. Only in this way can he be more approachable. Du Yuqi suddenly remembered a movie star who was very popular in the past few years, William Leon. At this moment, he felt that William Leon at his peak was the poor version of Lin.
At this time, after watching the band performance in the bar for a while, Jet told Du Yuqi that there was a musical instrument called "Jiaoerduo" on the continent of Arad, which was very similar to the guitar on this earth. Lin was even more direct. After observing for a while in the audience, he handed a hundred yuan to the guitarist next to him while a girl was singing a slow song like "Intimate Lovers". Then he took the guitar and tried to play it. After more than ten minutes, he was able to play it very well.
Then, Lin noticed that there was no one in the performance seats in the bar, but songs started playing from the speakers. He held his guitar and asked Du Yuqi if he could go up and sing.
Du Yuqi gave the bartender a 100 yuan tip and asked if his friend could go up to perform. The bartender said he was very welcome, so Lin stood up with great interest and whispered a few words to Jet. Jet picked a leaf from the flowers on the table and made a leaf flute to accompany him. It is worth mentioning that the original purpose of Jet's leaf flute was to play a strange chirping sound, which was similar to the call of the blue pterosaur when courting, and then lured prey to be captured...