Chapter 034 "Hurry up and log off. I'm in the restaurant."



Chapter 034 "Hurry up and log off. I'm in the restaurant."

"Your Excellency seems very happy today. Is there any good news?"

The chef asked gently while helping He Xile cut the meat.

He Xile was a man who couldn't hide his secrets. He immediately boasted, "I've made a new friend."

Chef: “Congratulations.”

He Xile laughed foolishly: "Hehehe."

Seeing this, the chef couldn't help but look at the little human a few more times.

He discovered that humans have a really good mentality and love to laugh.

After knowing each other for such a long time, the chef has never seen Mr. He Xile angry. Even when he couldn't eat meat, he just stared blankly and looked very lost.

Moreover, what best reflects the other person's character should be that after waking up from the museum and seeing such a strange world, you did not give up on yourself, but actively tried to integrate into it, right?

If it were him, he would definitely not be able to accept this so quickly.

Such a good character really makes people curious about what kind of world the blue planet is.

"When you have time later, could you please tell me about the Blue Planet? I am very interested in your planet." The chef couldn't help but make a request that seemed a little unreasonable to him.

He waited for He Xile to refuse, after all, this was a waste of time.

Unexpectedly, He Xile agreed immediately: "Okay."

He said, "We can talk after dinner today!"

Although Hai Xinna was kind, He Xile actually missed Earth. After finishing his meal, he sat upright and began with a general explanation: "The Blue Planet is the third planet from the inner solar system—" As he spoke, He Xile recorded his words on his terminal. Seeing the chef's unwavering interest, he continued.

After talking about his knowledge in bits and pieces for about half an hour, He Xile felt a little dry in the mouth.

The chef very considerately handed over a refreshing drink and a box of small cakes: "Please take a rest, sir."

He Xile: "Thank you!"

He took a sip of the drink to moisten his throat, touched the cool glass with his fingertips, and said casually, "It seems like I haven't seen His Majesty all day." During the day, He Xile only had the chance to see him during meals.

The chef explained in a low voice: "Your Majesty is very busy."

He Xile nodded.

That’s right.

Wen Ji and Your Majesty are the kings of the entire empire. It is rare to see them suddenly give up their duties and go out for a few days to rest, like they did during the Wave Festival, right?

He should be very busy most of the time.

Not long after He Xile left, Wen Ji and His Majesty finally arrived.

There was a hint of fatigue between his brows. He reached out to untie his cloak, and the guard behind him immediately took it.

After we sat down, the chef quickly served the delicious food.

Lifting his cutlery, Wen Jiyu had just taken a bite of the crispy, tender meat when he heard the chef beside him say with a smile, "Your Majesty, Lord He Xile just left not long ago. He even took the initiative to ask about you just now."

Wen Jiyu paused what he was doing.

He asked nonchalantly, "What did you say?"

The chef then told the conversation between the two of them.

"Yeah." Wen Jiyu lowered his eyes.

He wiped his mouth gracefully, picked up the wine glass beside him, and took a sip. His pale lips immediately turned a bright red. He slowly savored the sweet taste, his arms swinging as his silver hair fell like a waterfall behind him. After gently placing the wine glass on the table, he finally commented with a hint of complaint, "Humans are so clingy."

I miss him already after just one meal apart.

I used candy to tempt his tentacles before.

Oh.

Did the other party think that he would be so childish as to like eating candy?

&

As soon as He Xile returned to his room, he went straight to the study.

After organizing all the content previously recorded by the terminal, He Xile added some details to it.

He raised the screen of his terminal and looked at his fruitful work: "Dang, dang, dang, the content for today's live broadcast is here."

Many people on Haixinna were clearly very curious about what the Blue Planet was like. During He Xile's previous livestream, many comments appeared, asking him to explain it in detail. However, He Xile was busy with other things at the time, and he hadn't systematically organized his content. He was afraid that his explanation would be inappropriate and affect Haixinna's people's perception of Earth, so he refused.

Now I can start a column.

——It is a very happy thing to be able to let more people know about the earth and China!

He Xile logged into StarNet and started live streaming.

As usual, countless people watching the live broadcast entered the live broadcast room and greeted He Xile.

"Hello, Lanlan."

"morning."

"What delicious food do you plan to eat today, Lanlan? I've already prepared it, hehe."

He Xile couldn't help but laugh when he saw the comments. It was a really great feeling to have someone accompany you the moment you log in. He said, "I'm not eating today. Today I'm going to tell you about the blue planet you've all always wanted to know about."

"What?"

"Wow, are we finally going to tell you about the Blue Planet? I've been looking forward to it for so long!"

"Lanlan's smile is so cute. Just looking at her makes me feel healed and full of energy for the whole day!"

"I've got a little stool ready for you to listen to my story. Please."

He Xile found a quiet spot, activated the platform's built-in recording system, and began to share his knowledge of Earth. After introducing the basic situation, He Xile invited the audience to ask questions.

"Do the people on the Blue Planet really eat everything? I wonder if you'd even eat your own people?"

He Xile: “…”

Well.

Do our own people eat our own people?

Could it be that this person saw the meme about Cantonese people eating Fujianese people on the Chinese Internet and believed it to be true?

He Xile was just thinking about it when someone posted the keyword "Hu Jianren" on the barrage.

...Hu, Hu Jianren?

He Xile was suddenly at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Oh my god.

It’s actually true!

...But come to think of it.

After all, the people of Haixinna had never seen humans from Earth, and they didn't know that this was just a joke. Of course, they believed whatever they found in the ruins.

He Xile quickly explained: "We don't kill our own kind. Those were just jokes."

He briefly explained the origin of this meme.

"So that's how it is! I get it. It's just like my second characteristic is a tiger, and my friend's second characteristic is a snow rabbit. Every time he makes me angry, I always threaten to eat him. Hahaha."

"I thought it was real. I was so scared before..."

"Ahem, I was blinded by one thing. When I saw Lan Lan, I was wondering how such a cute child could eat his own kind. Now the rumor has finally been debunked, how great."

He Xile scratched his head.

"By the way, if that's the case, then shouldn't we..."

“Yes, yes, yes!!”

"It seems you guys think the same as I do!"

He Xile: “?”

He looked at the group of people laughing and joking on the screen and asked curiously, "What are you guys talking about?"

"I won't tell you, hehe."

"I can't tell you, hahaha, you'll know later."

He Xile burst out laughing.

But soon, he knew—

After answering some questions, it was already late and He Xile's live broadcast for the day ended.

He said goodbye to everyone in the livestream room, ordered two more desserts, and slowly savored the joy of being off work. After finishing his meal, He Xile planned to stroll around for a while to digest the food. He would then edit the livestream content in the evening and post it online for the Haixinna audience to see. However, not long after he left the room, He Xile saw someone rushing towards him.

The man was moving so fast that He Xile was startled and subconsciously wanted to turn around and run away, but it was too late.

He Xile couldn't help but close his eyes and raised his hands to protect his head.

"Lanlan is so cute!" The man squatted down and reached out to pinch He Xile's cheek.

He Xile: “???”

ah?

so……

Did that person rush over just to pinch his face???

What's going on?

Just as He Xile put down his hands, feeling slightly lost, another girl looked at him eagerly. However, that girl was much more reserved. After walking over, she first said, "Lanlan is so cute." Then she reached out and touched He Xile's head. After the touch, the girl walked away excitedly, "Ahhh!" She stood next to her companion and said, "I just touched Lanlan!"

He Xile was even more confused.

He Xile stood there for a while, and before he could figure out the situation, four or five passers-by came over and touched his head.

——Most of them did it on purpose, walking straight towards He Xile without any disguise.

He Xile grabbed one of them and asked, "Why are you touching my head?"

Before the man could speak, two robots appeared: "No harassment—"

"No harassment—"

The robot stopped the man in his tracks: "It has been detected that you have violated the rules."

That person: “!!!”

The man looked panicked, but he didn't forget to talk to He Xile. He held out the terminal on his wrist and said, "Add my contact information. I'll tell you when I'm released from detention."

He Xile: "...That's not necessary."

This is too weird!!!

"Oh, who reported it?"

"I don't know. Luckily, we just received the news and encountered a human, so we could take the opportunity to touch him. I definitely won't have this opportunity again in the future. It feels like something I can brag about for the rest of my life, hahahaha."

"Yes, but run now, it would be bad if you get caught."

He Xile: “????”

Someone who knew the inside story and watched the whole thing from the sidelines explained to the bewildered He Xile, "It's because of the content of your previous live broadcast."

He said, "Back then, experts unearthed a lot of 'useful' knowledge from the ruins of the Blue Planet. One of them was that humans eat everything, even killing each other for food. So, even though you've awakened and look small and adorable, most Haixinna people still have reservations and only dare to watch from afar, not approach. Now that you've refuted the rumors, everyone knows you wouldn't do such a thing, so of course they've become much bolder. Those actions just now... while inappropriate, they were also a way of expressing their affection for you. I hope you don't mind."

hiss.

It's so!

He Xile said, "Of course I don't mind."

"I just don't know who actually reported it to the management office." The person who spoke shrugged.

He Xile blinked.

He glanced at the terminal and saw the message from His Majesty: "Hurry up and log off. I'm in the restaurant."

*

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