Chapter 088 Wen Jiyu: "Oh, my hand slipped."
This generation of fans is really hard to lead.
real.
He Xile's face remained expressionless as she held the lovely pink skirt between her thumb and index finger. The skirt had a slightly puffy hem, and the style was surprisingly similar to the one His Majesty had sent her last time, though the workmanship was still slightly inferior.
This kind of cute thing would be a perfect gift for any girl, but He Xile...
Baa.
Damn it.
He was just praising his fans and was even very touched when he saw the letters they sent him, but he broke down the next second!
He Xile took a photo in this pose and logged into his livestream account to post: "? Picture.jpg, who is it?"
A few seconds after posting it and refreshing the page, many people responded.
However, their messages were not what He Xile expected.
"What's going on? Who's so bold as to send this to Lanlan? It wasn't me anyway."
"Heaven and earth clearly see that it wasn't me either."
"Wow, oh my god. Seeing this dress late at night, I already imagined how it would look on Lanlan. I couldn't help but roll around on the bed and scream. My mom thought something was wrong and said she wanted to rush me to the hospital. Hahahaha. Speaking of which, this gift is also a heartfelt gift from a fan, right? It must have been carefully selected for Lanlan. Does Lanlan intend to let this down? Poor thing.jpg"
"? What nonsense are you talking about? You're going to die."
"No way, there are still people who don't know about that and dare to post a message asking Lanlan to wear women's clothing? Awesome, really awesome! I'm waiting for someone to get their account banned or arrested."
"Ahhh, I'm so sorry!! I was the one who gave the clothes, but I didn't know about it at the time—later someone privately messaged me and explained everything, and I finally realized what horrible thing I had done! I've been so worried these past few days, and I didn't expect to be called out for it! I beg Lanlan not to tell anyone! Please spare my life!!"
He Xile: “?”
What that thing?
What thing?
What is the content of the popular science? Why does it sound so scary? So what exactly happened?
...Is this the modern-day Riddler???
He Xile looked at the messages, feeling somewhat bewildered. He placed a question mark under several of the comments and asked, "What happened? I also want to learn more."
However, no one dared to reply.
He Xile waited for a while, shrugged, deleted the post, and continued to open the package.
Soon, all the fans' gifts were opened. He Xile sorted the things into categories and planned to call the guards or the robots from last time to pack them up and put them away tomorrow morning.
As for the other gifts sent by His Majesty...
well.
Since you are here.
He Xile sat cross-legged in front of the pile of gifts sent by His Majesty and continued to open them.
His Majesty sent quite a few gifts, and when they were piled up, it was obvious to the naked eye that there were more than the pile given by the fans.
I guess it has something to do with the other party's strange desire to win.
Moreover, these things are similar to the gifts given last time. They are all small items that His Majesty himself finds interesting, and have little to do with He Xile's identity.
This also means that when opening this kind of gift, it is more like opening a blind box. If you don’t open it, you will never know what magical things will be inside, which keeps people fresh and full of expectations throughout the process.
Of course, sometimes I don’t expect it.
for example……
As soon as He Xile opened a box, a lifelike doll crawled out.
This doll looks a bit strange, like a monster, made up of various limbs. I don't know what the aesthetic of its face is, but it always feels a bit weird. Even without He Xile doing anything, it crawled out of the box by itself, stood on the table, twisted and sang. The tune was very cheerful, but combined with its appearance, it was very... weird.
He Xile: “——Fuck.”
He Xile was so frightened by the doll's series of spontaneous behaviors that he almost flew away.
…What kind of underworld doll is this???
Are there any sales?
Your Majesty bought this for him, didn't he just want to scare him to death?
He Xile stretched out his little finger and quickly poked the doll down. The doll froze for a moment, as if some mechanism had been triggered, thinking it had fallen accidentally. It then got up again and continued to jump and sing, as if it would not stop until it finished the song.
He Xile: “…”
Ah this.
Can't I cure you?
He Xile suppressed the goose bumps on his arms, picked up the doll, and quickly opened the door.
The guard was stunned: "? Your Excellency?"
He Xile: "I'll be right back." He ran to the end of the corridor. Guards were standing guard at the door between Wen Ji and His Majesty. He Xile saw this and felt relieved. Without a word, he stuffed the still-thrashing doll into the man's hand. "For Your Majesty!" With that, He Xile quickly returned to his room and closed the door, all in one smooth motion.
very good.
The item should be returned to its original owner.
Looking at it this way, living opposite His Majesty is a pretty good thing.
He Xile continued to open the remaining express packages.
As I was unpacking, I found a few pieces of clothing.
He Xile could tell from the outer packaging that these clothes were specially made. The boxes alone looked exquisite. He Xile unpacked them with anticipation and took out one of the items. It turned out to be a dress.
He was stunned and went to look through other boxes. When he took them out, he found that there was another skirt.
He Xile: “???”
...How could there be a skirt? The last time His Majesty gave He Xile a skirt, He Xile had already made it clear that he wore the skirt as a benefit for his fans, not because he liked it.
So, it shouldn’t be a gift from His Majesty, right?
He Xile looked at the skirt that the fans had given her before, and thought, maybe she didn't pay attention when distributing the goods before, and accidentally mixed the gifts from the fans into the pile of gifts for Wen Ji and His Majesty?
Um.
It must be like this.
In order to verify his guess and put the skirt back into the exquisite box, He Xile took the express box and glanced at the message on it, only seeing three words "buyer".
——Wen Jieyi.
He Xile: “…”
He Xile was suddenly at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
Your Majesty has a problem!!
Very problematic!!!
He Xile looked at the skirts around him, sighed lightly, and put these skirts, which were obviously worth a lot of money, back into the packaging box. Then he stood up and tidied up the things around him before going to wash up.
The giant octopus didn't come today.
He Xile simply used up the remaining three bath salt balls in one go, having a good time. Then he lay on the bed, humming a song while searching for bath salt balls on the market.
There are many stores selling bath salt balls on Star Online, and He Xile found many novel styles that he had never used before.
"This is great... the kid will probably like it, right? This one's pretty, too. Wow, there's also one with a giant octopus? Wouldn't that be perfect for when the giant octopus comes?"
He Xile picked and chose, and found that he liked every one of them, so he simply bought three of each.
He added one of them to the shopping cart first, and after asking for Margery's address tomorrow, he would give it to Xiaotuan. He would keep the other two for himself and use them together when the big octopus comes.
And after this joyful shopping, the amount seemed quite impressive in the end. All in all, it only cost a mere seventy star coins. In the end, one bath salt ball cost less than two star coins.
"What a bargain." He Xile couldn't help but sigh.
After browsing the shopping platform for a while, He Xile sank into the soft quilt. He realized that since he had decided on the direction to move forward and his heart was no longer shaken, his emotions became stable.
...If it were my parents, they would definitely support me in doing this, right?
He Xile had been taught by his parents since childhood that one must be kind and have a clear conscience. If he truly did nothing to help and watched those people suffer and die, He Xile would indeed feel uneasy.
He Xile turned over and closed his eyes.
Early the next morning.
It was already dawn, but He Xile still wanted to stay in bed, so he raised his hand and lifted the quilt to cover his head.
Last night, without the giant octopus's tentacles hugging him, He Xile slept quite comfortably, but not very soundly. When he woke up, his body was already in the corner of the bed. He estimated that if he turned over again, he would fall off.
He Xile yawned and even missed the other person a little.
No, that's not possible.
Although it was just a tentacle of the giant octopus, in He Xile's opinion, tentacles and arms had similar meanings, but sleeping in the middle of the night while hugging someone else's arm... this is something only lovers would do, right?
How can normal people sleep so intimately?
He Xile muttered twice and was awakened by his own thoughts.
After washing up, He Xile went out and said with full energy: "Eat breakfast, eat breakfast!"
Because he got up relatively late, when He Xile entered the restaurant, Wen Ji and His Majesty had already finished their meal and left. He Xile thought about it, opened the terminal, clicked on the address book, and video-called Maggie.
Maggie answered the call quickly: "Are you looking for Xiaotuan?"
He Xile nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, is Xiaotuan awake?"
"woke up."
The terminal camera was moved aside.
In the picture, He Xile could clearly see the two of them riding in a modified, comfortable hovercar. Outside the window was a completely new landscape: the azure sky blended with the endless green forest, a truly stunning sight.
"Lanlan—" Xiaotuan was in high spirits. "Look, my dad and I have already set off!"
She stretched out her little paw and slapped the window of the hovercar.
"That's great. Where are you going next?" He Xile said, "I bought you some bath salt balls that I like."
"You'll have to ask Dad about that. I'm just enjoying this journey."
The little fox's big eyes flickered. She was still wearing the lucky knot He Xile had given her. She jumped directly onto Ma Jieli and said, "Dad, Lanlan bought me a gift. It's a bath salt ball. I want to take a bath!"
"Okay, okay."
Margery smiled and said, "Sir, I'll send you the address later."
He Xile: “Yeah.”
The scenery outside the window is really beautiful.
The little fox lay on the edge of the bed and admired it with He Xile.
Although she still looked like a little fox, she had already been to school, was older than He Xile, and had much more knowledge than He Xile.
While watching, the little fox introduced the local customs and culture to He Xile.
There are so many beautiful sights on Earth alone, not to mention Haixinna which includes so many planets.
Along the way, He Xile made several ignorant noises.
After dinner, it’s time to end the video.
He Xile bids farewell to Xiaotuan.
On the way back, he opened the terminal and sent a message to His Majesty: "Your Majesty, didn't you say you would bring the two kittens from Planet NR back to the palace? I don't think I've seen them."
Although the martial law in the palace had ended yesterday, other things happened, which made He Xile feel confused and he didn't have time to ask about the two little black cats.
He had already made up his mind today, so he naturally thought of the little black cat.
His Majesty didn't reply, probably he's busy.
He Xile was not in a hurry either.
When he returned to his room, He Xile begged the guard to help him sort out his things: "You can throw away the outer packaging. Please help me put the letters here into the cabinet in the study..."
As he spoke, he looked at the women's clothing he had received before, and immediately put his hand to his forehead with a helpless expression.
hateful.
Your Majesty bought him these...
It's really such a bad taste!
He Xile couldn't help taking a few photos.
Just then, the terminal rang.
Wen Jiyu: "Their current physical condition is not suitable for warping, and they need to recuperate for a while. Don't worry, we still have people on Planet NR, carrying out a thorough cleanup. They will return with the last batch of guards."
So that's how it is.
He Xile suddenly realized and sent the women's clothing he had just photographed to His Majesty: "What about this?"
His Majesty replied quickly this time.
Wen Jiyu: "Oh, my hand slipped."
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