Chapter 114 Tsk, this human is quite cautious.
Ah this.
How can netizens be so imaginative these days? They actually say that the two little black cats are His Majesty's illegitimate children...
But, His Majesty is now over a hundred years old???
You can't tell at all!
He Xile knew that the people of Haixinna had a relatively long lifespan, but he generally didn't deliberately think about others' ages. He looked at the comments and couldn't help but ask, "How old is Your Majesty this year?"
"Lan Lan didn't know that!?"
"If I remember correctly, Your Majesty should be 134 years old this year. Actually, it's not that old. It's normal for someone to not be in a relationship at this age."
"Indeed, my neighbor is already 180 this year, and he's not worried."
He Xile: “???”
What? ?
One hundred and thirty-four? Not too big?
At this age, he can be He Xile’s... uh, great-grandfather?
Is there something wrong with calling His Majesty "Brother" at this time?
"I'm dying of laughter. Look at Lanlan's expression right now."
"Hahaha, but to be honest, right now I don't want to focus on your Majesty's age. I just want to focus on the two kittens Lan Lan mentioned. So are the kittens the ones we think of?"
"Oh my god, what were you thinking? You should just think about it, but you actually dare to say it out loud!? This is Lanlan's live broadcast room, His Majesty could be spying on us at any time, okay?"
"It's okay, at most I'll just block your account! Your Majesty is busy with all sorts of things, so he won't come to see me in person anyway."
"Hilarious! You have such a big heart."
He Xile looked at the comments, feeling a bit amused and helpless: "Of course not, the two kittens were before..." He Xile paused.
"Hmm? Why don't you say anything?"
"What happened before?"
He Xile wasn't sure if he could just bring this up directly: "Wait a minute, let me ask."
He opened the terminal and clicked on the chat box with His Majesty. He was typing to ask His Majesty if he could tell him about the kitten without revealing that he had been kidnapped, when he saw a line of words appear on it.
Wen Jiyu: "Just say whatever you want, it doesn't matter."
He Xile was stunned.
His first reaction was: What the hell.
Your Majesty is actually peeking at the screen!
This was something He Xile never expected.
He blinked and replied, "Okay, thank you brother."
Wen Jiyu, who was watching He Xile's live broadcast, received the reply, glanced at it casually, and his eyes fixed on the word "brother". He couldn't help but snorted, sounding a little unhappy.
The guard standing beside him lowered his eyes.
The next second, he heard the noble Majesty beside him say in an indescribable tone, half sighing: "Tsk, this human is quite cautious. Even when sending a message on the terminal, he didn't forget to change the address."
Although he hadn't seen the news, the guard had already guessed what had happened from His Majesty's words. He smiled and said, "Your Majesty, isn't this what you wanted to see?"
Wen Jiyu paused and said, "That's true."
However, if the other party can forget...
It must be very good.
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After receiving Wen Jiyu's reply, He Xile briefly recounted what had happened in the remote galaxy: "Because the two kittens are still young, underage, and without family to take care of them, and because they both like me and I like them too, His Majesty allowed me to bring them back to the palace."
After saying this, he deliberately sighed, "So what kind of weird things are you thinking about all day? You're even thinking about illegitimate children. And, friendly reminder..."
He Xile's eyes curved. "His Majesty is watching my live broadcast right now. His Majesty is watching everything you said before. Be careful not to say too much, or he'll come after you."
"!!!"
"Exactly as I suspected! I knew His Majesty would be stationed in Lanlan's live studio!"
"Damn it! Looks like I have to be careful in Lanlan's livestream from now on!"
He Xile couldn't help laughing.
He changed the subject and said, "Okay, don't worry about the details, come and learn how to make paper lanterns with me."
"...Oh yeah, paper lanterns."
"Damn it! Gossip is so fascinating that I almost forgot the topic of today!"
"Indeed, I also..."
He Xile couldn't help but pursed his lips and smiled.
Sure enough, no matter where people are from, they all like to watch the fun!
He Xile began by showing off the materials he used to make his paper sculpture lanterns. "This is paper I found online. It's neither too hard nor too thin. This is... and this lantern, with its gradient design, is really beautiful. You can choose the color yourself. Finally, I just need to decide what I want to create, then paint the paper in layers. Then I can carve it."
He Xile had already thought about the paper lantern this time. He planned to make Xiaotuan. He showed the various beautiful scenes he had captured during the video call with Xiaotuan, and asked, "Which one do you like?"
Because of the differences in their aesthetic tastes, for a while, the barrage was filled with dense numbers, and people chose all kinds of scenery.
He Xile simply initiated a ten-minute vote.
While waiting to vote, He Xile chatted with everyone.
"These scenes are so beautiful, where did Lanlan collect them?"
"Wow, has Lan Lan been to so many places?"
He Xile: "No, no. I got this little fox." He reached out and tapped the little fox pattern on one of the pictures, a hint of warmth in his eyes. "It's for a little girl I know. I can give it to her as a gift after I make it."
After saying this, He Xile paused.
Well.
Thirty-one-year-old Xiaotuan...
Strictly speaking, maybe he can't be called a child, right? At least he's much older than him... Never mind. Anyway, because of his illness, Xiaotuan is still a little fox. He's just a small ball when you hold him in your arms, so he's a child!
"I'm so envious that I can be friends with Lanlan."
"I've noticed that the characters on Lanlan's paper lanterns are all people close to her. Did Lanlan give His Majesty a paper lantern? Was it also a lantern of His Majesty?"
"Of course." He Xile said proudly, "I made my first paper lantern for him. It took me a lot of time, and it looks really good! Hehe."
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"What a shame I didn't get to see the paper lantern Lanlan made for His Majesty. I wonder what it looked like that Lanlan spent so much time on, and what Lanlan said was so beautiful, wuwuwu."
"Raise your hand! I want to see it too!!"
He Xile said, "Then you can only go to His Majesty."
The paper-carved lantern he had made for His Majesty before had "Yudui" on it. Although after turning into a single color, the mechas all looked somewhat similar, and it might not be easy to tell at first, but what if someone with sharp eyes noticed it?
You know, the Chinese netizens at that time could always dig out details from some details, and then His Majesty would definitely be exposed, so He Xile would not show the paper-carved lanterns he had made before to everyone.
He is not stupid.
As expected, as soon as His Majesty was used as a shield, the direction of the barrage immediately changed.
“…Never mind, I’m not really that eager to see it.”
"really."
"I'm dying of laughter. You guys are such a coward! Are you giving in already?"
"Oh, if you can do it, go ahead."
"No, no, no, I'm joking. I can't do that. Let's just make a silent wish. I hope Your Majesty can take the initiative to share."
He Xile was so amused by the comments that the smile on his face never faded. "There's one more thing I wanted to tell you in advance. My broadcast starts a little late, and the painting alone will take a long time, so I definitely won't be able to finish it tonight. I calculated that it will take about two days. The rest will be tomorrow afternoon. Can we continue the appointment? Don't worry if you guys missed it. I'll edit the video and post it in the column just like I did with the Chinese knots before."
"That's good."
"Hmm? Kid? Hahahaha that's a good name."
"She's quite cute. But Lanlan is the kid, right?"
"That being said, I still want to see Lanlan make it herself. Unfortunately, I'm a corporate slave and should still be at work tomorrow afternoon. I wonder if I can slack off..."
"The social animals are so miserable!"
"But there's nothing I can do. I only have two days off," He Xile said. "I'm also a social animal now."
“? It must be that damned Yudui!”
"Your Majesty, where's that? Isn't he snooping? I'm reporting that Yudu is simply exploiting Lanlan. I suggest Your Majesty come out and control Yudu and stop him from being so arrogant!"
Good job.
He Xile thought that His Majesty would never be able to control Yuduyi in this lifetime.
After chatting for ten minutes, the voting ended and finally a scene in the desert was chosen - there was a castle in the desert in the distance, and the little fox was squatting on a pile of sand, looking at the castles in the distance, with his back looking a little lonely.
He Xile thought about it and felt that this picture could not have too many layers, so he made some simple modifications to the original picture, changing the clouds in the distance into Chinese-style auspicious clouds, which would look better.
Afterwards, He Xile began to draw on paper.
He used some tools to press the selected picture under the paper. Some places could be traced directly, while most places were simplified into clean and crisp lines.
He painted very carefully and didn't even have time to look up at the comments. The number of people posting comments gradually decreased, and everyone was quietly watching He Xile paint.
He Xile is just an amateur after all.
He would always rework some lines that were not straight enough, or some parts that were not drawn correctly. By the time he finished the whole painting, it was already quite late.
He raised his head and rubbed his sore shoulders and neck.
"Damn it, seeing this scene, I'm already starting to feel tired for Lan Lan." "To be honest, I'm already lying in bed, watching Lan Lan work comfortably."
"Me too. I was soaking in the tub watching Lan Lan work. Got to say, it was kind of enjoyable."
"Hahahaha, you guys are going too far!"
"That's amazing, that's amazing. Lanlan is absolutely amazing. It feels like she can do anything."
"yes!"
He Xile saw the praise and quickly waved his hands: "Actually not... Don't think that way, there are many things I can't do. It's just that when I'm live streaming, I will deliberately show off what I can do."
"Honest Blue."
While chatting, He Xile suddenly heard a familiar voice.
His ears immediately flew back to the back of his head.
This rustling sound...
He Xile couldn't help but exclaim, "Ah!" He knew it was the next chapter of a giant octopus. He was afraid that exposing his tentacles directly to the camera would cause unnecessary trouble, and he was also afraid that people would think too much, so he quickly stood up and said, "Okay, it's late now, let's stop here for today."
After tidying up the desk, He Xile said, "This part of the drawing is barely finished. I don't know if it will turn out well. I'll carve it tomorrow. Good night, everyone. Sweet dreams. See you tomorrow."
"Okay, okay, see you tomorrow, good night, Lanlan!"
"I'm going to fall asleep listening to Lanlan's lullaby voice. Hehehe."
He Xile smiled embarrassedly and quickly cut off the live broadcast.
When I turned around, I saw thick tentacles starting to move into the room.
Just as He Xile thought, the tentacle was very brave and seemed to be a little younger mentally. He didn't care what He Xile was doing and rushed directly towards He Xile.
The next second, the tip of the tentacle quickly wrapped around He Xile's waist and held on tightly.
It's a bit like a naughty kid who is unhappy and acting like a spoiled brat.
"What's wrong?" He Xile asked, "Did someone make you unhappy?"
The tentacle couldn't answer He Xile, but it twisted as if in response.
"...Hahaha, wait, be gentle."
He Xile quickly controlled the tentacles with his hands.
——The ticklish spots on his body were all on his waist, so the twist of the tentacles didn't matter, but He Xile couldn't help laughing and almost fell to the ground.
After stabilizing your body.
"Have you taken a shower?" He Xile reached out and patted the tentacles.
The tip of the tentacle initially nodded, but halfway through, he became obviously guilty and hesitated for a while before shaking his head.
"Come on, then you definitely haven't washed it. It just so happens that I just finished my live broadcast today and haven't washed it either, so I'll just brush you off first." He Xile said, and suddenly became alert, "You're not drunk today, are you? Don't be like last time, where I washed one and then another."
tentacle:"……"
The tentacle tip nodded frantically, promising not to do it again.
Seeing that the tentacle was quite obedient, He Xile didn't say anything more. He pulled him into the bathroom and brushed him first.
As he diligently brushed his paper, He Xile couldn't help but mutter, "If I ever return to China and fail the college entrance exam, I might be able to develop a side business. I'll definitely not starve to death."
The first side job is to wash octopus?
Is the second side job a bath scrubber?
Tsk.
tentacle:"?"
"Okay." About fifteen minutes later, He Xile rinsed off the foam on the tentacles, stood up and said, "Your scrubbing is done. Now it's time for me to clean myself."
The tentacle hesitated and didn't go out for a long time.
"Why?" He Xile couldn't help but tease, "Do you still want to help me wash?"
He just said it casually, without even thinking about it, but he didn't expect that the tentacle in front of him actually nodded its tip, as if agreeing with He Xile's words, and even wanted to move towards He Xile.
He Xile immediately refused: "...That's not necessary."
He was quite amused and didn't expect to encounter such a thing. He immediately rushed forward and pushed the tentacle out, "Hurry up, hurry up, I can wash it by myself, I don't need your help. I just said that casually."
The tentacle was visibly lost.
But He Xile would never compromise on this matter.
——Letting a tentacle help you wash yourself, what kind of thing is this?
Weird!
And the tentacles can indeed be heard and seen. It was okay if He Xile didn't know it before, but after he knew it, he couldn't feel comfortable being naked in front of the other party.
When He Xile was applying the medicine earlier, he was seen by the tentacles lying on the window...
Ahhhhh.
It’s so shameful just thinking about it!
He Xile quickly locked the bathroom door and started taking a shower.
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He Xile had a rare day off and didn't need to do anything, and it was not appropriate to start a live broadcast early in the morning, so he thought, "I must sleep until ten o'clock tomorrow" and fell into a comfortable sleep holding the tentacles.
When I woke up, it was indeed noon.
Warm light filtered through the floor-to-ceiling windows and fell onto the floor, illuminating a large area, but the tentacles had already left.
He Xile rolled over twice on the big bed and stretched. Before he got up, his stomach started to growl.
"I'm so hungry." He sighed softly.
I looked at the time, it was nine o'clock in the morning.
"What a pity that I didn't achieve the goal of sleeping until ten o'clock..." But He Xile was very awake now, not feeling sleepy at all, and was hungry, so he simply got up.
By this time, the two little black cats and His Majesty must have already finished their meal. He Xile hurried to the restaurant, but at a glance he saw His Majesty sitting not far away.
Huh.
How strange.
Your Majesty usually eats quickly on weekdays. Why are you still here at this time today?
He walked over curiously, raised his hand, and was about to say hello when he suddenly choked.
...If I don’t call you Your Majesty, should I continue to call you Brother?
But Your Majesty is over 130 years old.
Then what should I shout?
Given his age, shouldn't He Xile call him Grandpa? But that was too strange. What if His Majesty got angry? Especially with His Majesty's overly youthful face, He Xile couldn't bring himself to call him that. He also felt that calling him that would be extremely rude.
While he was hesitating, Wen Jiyu, who was not far away, turned around.
There was a hint of interest in his red eyes: "Since you're here, why don't you call for help?"
He Xile stood there, lost in thought.
——According to the information he had learned before, the average lifespan of the Haixinna people is currently 500 years. Due to advances in medical care and technology, this number is basically close to the final age of most Haixinna people.
If we calculate based on 500 years, that's nearly six times longer than humans?
Your Majesty is one hundred and thirty-four years old this year, which is equivalent to... twenty-two years old in human terms?
At this age, I should really call him brother.
"elder brother."
He Xile immediately shouted with genuine emotion.
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