Chapter 16 Chapter 16 An Incompetent Fool
1, 2, 3, 4...
Only seven people voluntarily confiscated the supplies they had obtained, and together with those Ye Xuan found himself, there were a total of 11 gift boxes.
And these materials even include messages from CP fans:
[Ahhhh, Ye Xuan and Ming Jiaojiao are a perfect match for me! A tough guy and a soft beauty, I'm crazy about Mary Sue!]
[Please, Sister Yunti, start a harem quickly! Get all the puppies in your pocket! If you support me, please push me to the featured comment, my child wants to be airdropped!!!]
Our sister Ti is so calm, cute, and arrogant that she tramples everyone under her feet...
Dozens of highly praised messages were compiled into a book, and this thin piece of paper actually showed a hint of "humanity".
After traveling alone on this deserted island for several days, I sometimes almost forgot that this was just a variety show and I was not a real savage who ate raw meat and drank blood.
Ye Xuan pressed his eyebrows and put the message paper back into the gift box.
Well, it can be considered as supplies. Even if it's useless, it's at least a consolation for "returning to modern society."
Turning around to look at Yunti, there were 15 sets of supplies.
In fact, she had snatched all of them herself, but those players who had found the bargains were willing to return the supplies to her and did not choose to give them to Ye Xuan.
It means...his power is slipping away.
This is not a good sign.
And Yun Ti was also observing in secret.
Neither side has that key.
That means... someone hid it away.
It seems that humans are not as united as we imagined.
But I don’t know who will get it in the end?
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At midnight after the sandstorm, the sky was dark and starless, without moonlight, and the vast mountains seemed even more profound.
In order to save electricity and fuel, most off-road vehicles and motorcycles do not turn on the lights.
There was only one car, still with a portable light on.
"My name is Ye Xuan." The tall man put away his gun, his torn sleeve revealing his right arm, covered in scars both old and new. "This lamp is for you." His hand, large and warm, made Ming Jiaojiao feel a long-lost warmth... Because of a childhood accident, Ming Jiaojiao had always been afraid of the dark. But the small lamp the man handed her during their first encounter in a foreign country made her realize that the night wasn't as terrifying as she had imagined.
"Sister, what are you looking at?"
Banlie squatted next to Yunti and looked in the direction she was looking.
It's that woman again.
Banlie was a little jealous of them because they always took his sister's attention away. Obviously, he and his sister were the closest relatives in the world.
The words came to his lips but he suddenly swallowed them back.
It was strange, because when he was a hyena, he never had this inexplicable possessive desire, and just wanted to be with Leopard Sister forever. But after becoming a human, these emotions began to arise uncontrollably.
Desire may be an innate evil of human beings.
"Shhh."
Yun Ti raised her hand to signal him to be quiet, then pointed towards the car and said, "Keep looking."
Everyone was fast asleep by this time.
There was only the rustling sound of the wind among the grass.
Leopards and hyenas are nocturnal animals, and even in the pitch-black night, they can clearly capture the slightest movement.
Although his night vision ability is not as good as before after becoming a human, the talent in his genes is still far superior to that of ordinary people.
I waited there for only a few minutes.
A stealthy black shadow crept along the car body and reached the driver's door of Ming Jiaojiao's off-road vehicle.
“Click.”
The moment the lock sounded, Yunti and Banlie's ears moved slightly at the same time and they looked at each other.
Here it comes.
The lights in the car flickered and the figures swayed.
After a barely perceptible whimper, the car engine started.
Someone was woken up, but turned over and continued to sleep.
After all, it’s not uncommon for contestants to drive away in the middle of the night, and everyone is used to it.
"Do we want to chase it?" Banlie asked, looking at the off-road vehicle that was leaving in a cloud of dust.
Yun Ti picked up the portable light that fell on the ground and stuffed it into her clothes.
According to the plot of the original book, it seems that we have now reached the first climax of the relationship between the male and female protagonists.
Huizi, the most inconspicuous little brother in the "evil gang", accidentally picked up a key. He knew that he might be the first to be abandoned at any time, so he decided to take risks and seek fame and fortune. He stole the car and got the beauty and the rich supplies she brought.
At worst, I can just escape from here and continue my previous life in exile by driving.
Gambler's mentality? Yunti said: It's fun.
She waved to the train and immediately climbed on board.
When he passed by Ye Xuan who was sleeping soundly, he stretched out his leg and kicked him, "Hey, your wife is gone."
That's it? He's a special forces soldier, but he's sleeping like a dead pig.
*
The off-road vehicle was rushing around, driving very fast on the rugged mountain road, the body of the vehicle was flying in the air, falling, and the rubber wheels were grinding sparks on the gravel.
Yunti and Banlie rode motorcycles and surrounded both sides.
"Help!"
Ming Jiaojiao couldn't see who was coming, so she quickly stuck her head out of the car window and shouted in a hoarse voice.
The strong wind rushed into her mouth, and the huge air pressure made her cough, and tears instantly burst out.
There is no image at all.
Huizi grabbed Ming Jiaojiao's hair and pulled it inwards, "Be quiet!"
He turned the steering wheel suddenly and the rear end of the car swung towards Yun Ti.
Yun Ti reacted faster, sliding to the front along the door and raising her hand to gesture to the train on the other side.
The next second, the train crashed straight into the driver's side, and the left mirror made a loud "bang", with a remaining wire hanging on it, swaying in the wind.
Huizi was startled and distracted.
When I looked at the right mirror again, Yun Ti was no longer there.
Where are the people?!
"Bang!"
It seemed like something hit the roof of the car.
Before Huizi could react, a large black shadow suddenly covered the windshield of the car.
The dark figure pulled his hair aside, waved, and smiled brightly, "Hi?"
It's Yunti! She's hanging upside down on the roof rack!
Complex emotions surged in Ming Jiaojiao's heart.
She thought of many people, but she didn't expect that the first person to come to save her would be Yun Ti, whom she had always targeted.
"Ah! Ghost!"
Huizi screamed and subconsciously slammed on the brakes.
At that moment, Yun Ti turned over and jumped to the back of the car, and slid in through the half-open rear window like a cat with extraordinary agility.
Ah...what a soft seat.
If I had known it was so comfortable, I would have chosen an off-road vehicle.
Leopard is jealous and unhappy.
Poor Huizi hadn't noticed that someone was already sitting in the back seat, and was busy starting the car, shifting gears, and stepping on the accelerator...
A hand reached out from behind and clamped his neck with the crook of his arm. Although he could feel that the arm was not very strong, it still made him unable to move.
"Driving before you're even seated," Yun Ti frowned and lectured him earnestly, "It's impolite."
Seeing this, Ming Jiaojiao quickly pulled up the handbrake, pulled out the car keys, and threw them out of the window like a hot potato.
"Get out!"
The driver's door was opened from the outside.
Banluo grabbed Huizi's neck with one hand and dragged him off the car effortlessly, throwing him to the ground like a dead object.
Although he knew that his sister would not be hurt, he was still furious when he thought of the thrilling scene just now.
Humans are very fragile, unlike animals. What if something happens?
Over there, he's bound to get a good beating.
On this side, Ming Jiaojiao looked at Yun Ti, and they were speechless.
"you……"
"you……"
They both spoke at the same time, then fell silent again.
Yun Ti felt a little guilty. The role of the hero saving the beauty should have been played by Ye Xuan. She just followed him to play out of the curiosity that all cats have.
As a result... I was having so much fun that I stole the spotlight.
Just as he was about to play dead, he suddenly smelled a hint of blood. Yun Ti's expression suddenly changed, "Are you hurt?"
"No..." Ming Jiaojiao blinked blankly.
"You are bleeding." Yun Ti said firmly, then held her forearm and checked it around.
He quickly locked onto the injured area, and his fingertips touched the other person's skirt, just about to lift it up.
The next second, he was overwhelmed by panic, "No, I'm not hurt! I just had my period."
When she said this, Ming Jiaojiao clearly felt a warm current flowing out of her lower abdomen. As luck would have it, her period happened to arrive at this time.
"Who's coming?" Yun Ti's expression was still serious, and he didn't understand what she was talking about.
In the wild, the smell of blood will attract wild animals and insects, which can easily put oneself in a disadvantageous position. Ming Jiaojiao is so thin that she may not be able to withstand the attacks of those creatures.
But to Ming Jiaojiao, this cold-faced question seemed like a deliberate attempt to make things difficult for him.
Her face turned pale, and she felt embarrassed. "That one!"
Seeing Yun Ti still looking confused, she glared at her in embarrassment, "Aren't you a woman? Haven't you ever had your period?"
Um……
Cats do not have menstruation. To be precise, only primates have the normal physiological cycle of "monthly bleeding".
Cats such as leopards and cheetahs may experience congestion during their menstrual period, but the blood will not flow out.
Ming Jiaojiao turned around angrily, opened the car door and was about to leave.
Yun Ti came back to her senses, pressed the man's shoulders, and said coldly, "There's blood on your clothes."
After that, she took off her jacket, leaned over without saying anything, and tied it around Ming Jiaojiao's waist. "It's best not to go out now. The smell of blood will attract other animals."
…
Ming Jiaojiao paused and silently closed the car door.
She didn't dare move anymore, fearing that the blood would stain the seat, so she could only lower her head in embarrassment and clutch the windbreaker on her legs.
"Here, it's yours."
Yun Ti picked up a lamp at hand and handed it to her.
It was the lamp that Ming Jiaojiao dropped before she was kidnapped.
But it has been dropped too many times and now it doesn't light up anymore.
“Bang!”
Yun Ti suddenly clapped his hands.
The faint white light reflected on Ming Jiaojiao's face, and her tearful eyes were like the foggy lake in the early morning, sparkling with tiny stars.
As expected of the heroine, this little face is so pretty.
This is what Yun Ti thought and said.
Hearing the sudden praise, Ming Jiaojiao burst into laughter.
"It looks good this way." Yun Ti said seriously.
There's a subtle human-machine feel to it, but strangely enough, it doesn't feel perfunctory or flattering.
Her cooled body gradually warmed up, and Ming Jiaojiao finally let go of the fear and guard she had been on along the way.
She slammed down the lamp in front of her.
?
Is the spoiled heroine angry again?
Unfortunately, Leopard will not indulge her like the male protagonist.
Glancing at Ming Jiaojiao expressionlessly, Yun Ti opened the door and was about to leave.
The girl suddenly threw herself into his arms.
"I'm sorry, Yunti. I was wrong before." Ming Jiaojiao raised her head, her watery almond eyes revealing a hint of attachment. "Thank you...for today."
Yun Ti was stunned for a moment, and the hand that was ready to launch an over-the-shoulder throw relaxed.
"Oh, it's just a matter of convenience."
–
Inside the car.
The lights are not on.
The portable lamp that Ye Xuan suspected was a gift was also lying alone on the ground.
According to human emotions, tokens usually have special meanings. Not to mention the tokens given by the male protagonist to the love-brained female protagonist.
Is it right to just throw it away like that?
A strange feeling that contradicts the character setting in the original book emerges again.
Yun Ti turned her head and stared at Ming Jiaojiao beside her without blinking, "I heard that Ye Xuan gave it to you? Don't you want it?"
The other party was obviously stunned for a moment, and his facial expression changed several times, as if he was switching to a mode that suited the current atmosphere.
She probably didn't expect that Yun Ti could accurately capture people's every move even at night without turning on the lights.
"But it's broken, there's no point in having it..."
The tone sounded very lonely.
But Yun Ti could see clearly that Ming Jiaojiao's expression was indifferent, even a little contemptuous.
After a long silence, Yun Ti spoke, "I've read a novel before where the hero gave the heroine a lamp. Even though it was broken, the heroine still treasured it..."
All plots serve the male protagonist, all characters revolve around the male protagonist, and other people are divided into only two types, "useful to the male protagonist" and "useless to the male protagonist", including the female protagonist.
The heroine's strong love is just to highlight the hero's infinite charm.
"It was written by a man."
After listening to it, Ming Jiaojiao chuckled, "It's just a lamp, are you keeping it as a family heirloom?"
This smile is more vivid than any other before.
Seeing that Yun Ti didn't speak for a long time, she turned her head and blinked at the shadowy void.
"Does perspective mean absolute justice?"
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"What do you mean?"
A leopard and a dog squatted on the stone, looking at each other.
don't know.
Too profound.
"So, this world is a novel. The hero is Ye Xuan, the heroine is Ming Jiaojiao, and my sister is cannon fodder..."
Banlie scratched his head, "What about me?"
"Without you," Yun Ti changed her words, thinking of Ming Jiaojiao's words, "The perspective of that story hasn't shifted to you yet."
Banlie said "Oh" and suddenly realized, "Because my sister appeared, I also have a life in the story."
...Is that so?
"By the way," Banlie twitched his ears and glanced casually at a nearby distance, "You haven't told me what kind of person Li Xingyan is?"
There, the footsteps paused slightly, and the grass and trees swayed slightly.
"Living in luxury, uneducated, overestimating one's own abilities, arrogant and domineering..."
Yun Ti recited a bunch of adjectives describing Li Xingyan from the original book, and finally summed it up in one sentence: "Aside from a nice appearance and some dirty money, nothing can compare to Ye Xuan's incompetent idiot."
"Then why is my sister still dating him?"
"Dating?" Yun Ti tilted her head, not quite understanding the meaning of the word. "Really?"
Oh, maybe it means kissing him on the mouth.
“It felt like fun.”
The loose gravel made a rustling sound from friction.
It seemed as if some animal was fleeing in panic.
Yun Ti glanced sideways as if sensing something, but there was nothing there.
She didn't take it to heart and continued, "But at the moment, it seems that Li Xingyan is not that kind of person."
At least, he wasn't annoying.
But how did he develop into what he is in the book?
The author has something to say:
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Yunti’s absolute believer and instigator, Banlie: The whole world will be under my sister’s feet!
Young Master Li: But Ti Ti said she hates me. I don’t even have the qualifications to be stepped on by her. (crying)
The rainforest map will be opened in the next chapter! (Just realized I forgot to start the paragraph review, I am so stupid [melted][melted])
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