Chapter 288: A stupid ass with no sense of the overall situation



Emperor Mingyan said calmly: "Do you have anything to say?"

It was not until today when Jia Shiyi witnessed Emperor Ming Yan and Tang Shiyue getting along with each other that he realized something was wrong.

He seemed to have done something wrong... He hesitated for a moment and handed over the paper in his hand, "This secret report from you has not yet been sent out."

Emperor Mingyan took it and looked at it for a few seconds, then sneered, "What did I say when I ordered you to come here?"

Jia 11 replied: "Protect the county lady, observe her words and actions and report in detail."

"You still know!" Emperor Ming Yan was furious, "I asked you to come here to protect her! Didn't I ask you to investigate, impeach and rectify the rules? I didn't ask you to be an imperial censor! You are so smart and neglect your duties. If the jade is really destroyed in the casket, ten lives of yours will not be enough to compensate!"

He threw the secret report directly in his face. "'A stupid ass with no sense of the overall situation' is a very accurate description of you! Get out of here. If you don't want to do this, then you don't have to do it forever!"

Jia Shiyi turned pale and retreated.

Emperor Ming Yan closed his eyes, still thinking about Tang Shiyue's words in his mind.

"The emperor is touring the north now. Do you think he is just strolling around for fun? He is doing this for the country! Inspecting officials and keeping the people safe, maintaining stability, border military affairs, people's livelihood and economy... these are the top priorities! I am standing at the forefront of the storm right now. Anyone who confronts me, the emperor will protect me!"

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She is just a young lady, but she can see it so clearly. It's a pity that many people who claim to be smart can't see it!

Think about the scenery when he stepped into Dongfeng County yesterday, which was completely different from other places, the wide and level road, the rickshaws running around, everyone with a smile on their face, the feeling that life has a purpose... Then think about the "fans" installed in the carriages and held in everyone's hands along the way...

It’s not surprising that such a mysterious young lady has some strange temper.

After dealing with the emperor in Bailongyufu, Tang Shiyue felt that he had passed a hurdle and breathed a sigh of relief. He just waited for the emperor to arrive in two or three days and then he would just go through the motions.

She had some rouge-jar-sized jars burned to make the ointment.

Under the current conditions, it is very difficult to make real essential oil ointment. After all, low temperature, constant temperature and constant humidity are difficult to achieve. However, it is very easy to make the essential oil first and then add beeswax to make a simple essential oil ointment. It took a whole morning to make more than a dozen bottles.

This kind of stuff is refreshing and is most suitable for people who study. I'll give you a few cans from Xu Wenqu, and a few cans from Sheng Qi as well...

It was a hot day, but she didn't go into the room. She just spread out paper outside and wrote a letter.

Then she saw Ding Xiaoyan brought Emperor Ming Yan in again.

Tang Shiyue smiled and said, "Mr. Sheng, you are so lucky. You are also studying, right?"

She gave him two bottles: "This is called essential oil cream. I just made it. It's mint. When you are tired from studying or feel sleepy, apply this on your temples to refresh your mind. You won't feel sleepy at night. I'm giving you two bottles!"

Emperor Ming Yan nodded, opened it and took a look. It was indeed good. He sat down next to it and said, "Just call me uncle."

Tang Shiyue didn't care: "Oh, Uncle Shi."

Emperor Ming Yan asked, "What are you doing? Writing a letter?"

Tang Shiyue nodded, and Emperor Mingyan looked at him from a distance and said: "You need to practice your calligraphy well."

"What do you know!" Tang Shiyue was dissatisfied: "My handwriting is anti-counterfeiting! No one can imitate it. You can tell at a glance that it is my own handwriting."

Emperor Ming Yan snorted, but said nothing. He then asked, "Who are you writing this for? Who are you sending this to?"

Tang Shiyue said: "Give it to the master and my brother, and then give it to Sheng Qi and Yan Dong."

After a while, she asked him, "How do you write green in green?"

Emperor Ming Yan took a long breath, looked at her eyes which were very similar to those of the Imperial Noble Consort, and looked at her naturally. He really couldn't say no, so he wrote to her. After a while, she asked again:

"How do you write the word 'brindle'?"

"How do you write "cool down and get rid of summer heat"?"

Even when the prince was a child, Emperor Ming Yan never taught him to write in this way.

He couldn't stand it any longer: "Why don't you ask someone to write it for you! What on earth are you writing?"

Tang Shiyue said, "I'm almost done, Nuo." She showed him the paper. Her handwriting was large, so she couldn't write much on a piece of paper. She saw that it read: "The fruit is moon-shaped, light green with dark spots, the flesh is red, the seeds are black, it's very juicy, and super, super sweet..."

Emperor Mingyan asked: "What is this?"

"Watermelon," Tang Shiyue said, "I asked someone to plant it. It's ripe now. If you accompany me to finish writing this letter, I will secretly treat you to some."

Emperor Mingyan asked, "You planted it yourself, why did you do it secretly?"

"Because I want to give it to the emperor," Tang Shiyue said as a matter of course: "This thing is rare. If I give it to the emperor and please him, he should not deal with me secretly."

Emperor Ming Yan glared, "Why would he want to deal with you in secret? Just for those two idiots of Yan Liangchou?"

"You don't understand this, do you?" Tang Shiyue sighed, "So-called parents think their children are precious no matter how bad they are, and everything their children do is right... I am just an outsider, and I can't compare with the affection of other relatives no matter what."

Emperor Ming Yan looked at the spirited young lady, whose eyelashes trembled as she said this. She looked as if nothing had happened, but she was hiding her sadness. Emperor Ming Yan couldn't help but feel a little sad.

Thinking about her life experience and that unreliable adoptive mother… His voice softened a little: “Since you knew you were afraid, why didn’t you take a step back?”

"A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated!" Tang Shiyue said in a sonorous voice.

After she finished speaking, she wrote a few words and suddenly said in an almost inaudible voice: "My surname is Yan! From the beginning to the end, I have no right to choose!"

Emperor Ming Yan was speechless.

So Emperor Ming Yan actually accompanied her to finish writing the letter and taught her more than ten words.

Then she took him out and sent Ding Xiaoyan to call two rickshaws. Then she and Emperor Ming Yan got on the rickshaws and ran away, leaving Ding Xiaoyan and Gu Jiuxing looking at each other in bewilderment.

As soon as Emperor Ming Yandi entered the county town, he saw this kind of car. Now he finally had the opportunity to try it himself, and he felt it was really good.

Tang Shiyue chatted with the man as he walked, and asked what happened to the person Yan Tingyue had beaten before.

The man smiled and said, "It's okay, Old Hu just has some superficial injuries. He kept bragging, saying that the injury was caused by blocking for Lady Fu." There was actually a hint of envy in his words.

Tang Shiyue said, "Please tell him that he can get a new rickshaw for free during his lifetime. If it gets old or broken, he can just tow it to the workshop and get it replaced."

Emperor Ming Yan raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard this.

This may seem ordinary and not as real as silver, but it is equivalent to putting a hat of "protecting the goddess of fortune from disasters" on "Old Hu". Since he is proud of it, this is how he really wants to deal with it.

Because watermelons grow well in sandy soil, they are grown in a relatively remote location. When we got out of the car, we saw someone guarding the place. When he saw Tang Shiyue, he came over with a smile.

Tang Shiyue smiled and said, "Pick something cooked, I'll treat everyone."

The man smiled and responded, then picked one and went to the well to fetch water to wash it. However, Emperor Ming Yandi stood with his hands behind his back, looking at the melon field.

The whole place is green, with rolling leaves and countless round watermelons dotted around. It is a pleasing sight at first glance.

Emperor Ming Yan went down to the field and touched the watermelons. The skin of the watermelons was smooth and he weighed one and found it weighed about seven or eight kilograms.

A young man nearby called out to him, "Hey, old man, don't do anything. Lady Fu doesn't allow us to move!"

Emperor Mingyan smiled and said, "I'm just taking a look."

He put the watermelon down and touched the soil. The soil was rough and not fertile at all. If it was used to grow crops, it would not yield much. If such soil could grow watermelons, then people in many places would have a way to survive.

Emperor Mingyan stood up and patted the dirt off his hands. "Have you ever eaten this kind of melon?"

"Yes!" the man said, "It's ripe since June. Lady Fu called it watermelon. We didn't dare to eat it, so Lady Fu took us to eat it. She said that there must be a first person to eat anything. We are all heroes who dare to be the first in the world! It's okay to eat it for two months."

Emperor Mingyan smiled and asked, "How does it taste?"

"Good!" the man said, "It's sweet and delicious!"

Tang Shiyue called him from afar: "Uncle! Come and eat melon!"

Halfway through her speech, she burst out laughing. Emperor Ming Yandi of course didn't know the joke about "eating melons and watching the show", so he saw her laughing and didn't think much about it, and just walked over.

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