Chapter 66: I Don’t Eat Mooncakes, I’ll Eat You
"It's not that I don't miss you." Rong Yin racked his brains to think of a reason and put on a fake smile, "I'm just afraid that the noble family will find another reason to attack you. Just wait for enough time and come back. Anyway, I'll be waiting for you here and I won't run away."
Zong Zhengxiao tilted his head and stared into his eyes: "Do you really think so?"
Rong Yin pretended to be angry, "I'm doing this for your own good. Are you suspecting that I have ulterior motives? I've never met anyone as annoying as you. I won't kiss you tonight!"
After saying that, he turned over and lay down, with his back to Zong Zheng Xiao, looking very angry.
Zong Zhengxiao was a little confused: Did I really go too far just now? I made him so angry.
As expected, love makes people stupid. After being disturbed by Rong Yin's words, Zong Zhengxiao completely forgot about the awkwardness in Rong Yin's behavior just now. He hurried over to comfort her and it took him a lot of effort to appease her.
The next day, Rong Yin personally escorted Zong Zhengxiao out the door. As he watched his back disappear from sight, Rong Yin immediately turned around and ran back, shouting excitedly, "Lu'e, bring the clothes here quickly. I want to try them on!"
The clothes that Rong Yin was talking about were the ones he drew himself and had Lu'e secretly make them for him by a tailor outside.
Lu'e blushed the moment she saw the drawing. Was her master going to wear this kind of clothes for His Majesty to see?
Although she felt embarrassed, Lu'e still conscientiously helped Rong Yin find someone to make the clothes and brought them back intact.
After putting the clothes at the head of the bed, Lu'e left. She felt that her master would be shy if there were outsiders around.
In fact, this is the truth. Although Rong Yin looked calm when he asked Lu'e to find someone to make clothes, he was still a little embarrassed when he really got the clothes and tried them on.
The clothes consist of two pieces, one is a pair of pants, and the other is an outer robe. The pants have very little fabric, and the outer robe is as thin as a cicada's wing, almost transparent, and black, which is very suitable for people with fair skin like Rong Yin.
Picking up the light clothes, Rong Yin hesitated.
Or you can just wait for Zong Zheng Xiao to come back and do it directly. What's the point of having fun with it? It will be torn off in the end anyway.
But when he thought that this was his and Zong Zheng Xiao's first time, Rong Yin felt that it would be better to have some sense of ceremony.
He started planning for today half a month ago. As his relationship with Zong Zheng Xiao became closer, he could feel several times that Zong Zheng Xiao couldn't help himself.
But he didn't nod, and Zong Zhengxiao didn't even mention it.
Rong Yin loves Zong Zhengxiao, and they are already in a romantic relationship and will never separate, so it doesn't matter whether this layer of window paper is broken sooner or later.
Since Zong Zhengxiao respects his opinion, let him take the initiative to take this step.
After trying on the clothes, Rong Yin blushed. The effect was better than he had imagined, and he himself was a little moved.
Rong Yin changed his clothes swiftly, took out a book with a blank cover from his treasure box, and reviewed the knowledge points inside.
He bought this at the bookstore himself when he was out of the palace to inspect the stores. Because there were fewer books for men than for women, the owner said that this was a rare commodity and he lost a lot of money.
If it wasn't for the purpose of giving Zong Zheng Xiao a surprise, he would not have spent the money if it wasn't convenient to ask Zong Zheng Xiao directly for the picture album in the palace library.
But the price is high for a reason. The picture book he bought has very detailed pictures and comes with short stories and dialogues, just like a comic book, with a different pose on each page, which always makes Rong Yin blush.
Rong Yin has considered it. Since it’s the first time, just use a few of the simplest postures. As for other difficult postures, he can slowly develop them with Zong Zhengxiao in the future.
After reading the steps, Rong Yin closed his eyes and reviewed them in his mind to make sure he had memorized them clearly before putting the book back in its place.
The next step was to take a bath, burn incense, clean himself, and then let Lu'e comb his hair into a nice style.
Lu'e also asked if she wanted to put some makeup on him, but Rong Yin thought that if Zong Zhengxiao tasted the makeup when he kissed him, it would ruin the atmosphere, so he shook his head and refused.
But Rong Yin looks pretty good without makeup, so it should be enough if we just adjust the lighting.
Guessing that Zong Zheng Xiao would be back soon, Rong Yin changed into a black gauze dress and put on an ordinary outer robe, then sat down obediently beside the low table, on which there was only a pot of wine and two wine glasses.
Zong Zhengxiao was afraid that Rong Yin would be unhappy, so he stayed long enough before leaving the banquet. He thought Rong Yin would be standing at the door to greet him, but he did not see Rong Yin until he walked into the yard.
And I don’t know why, even though it’s the Mid-Autumn Festival, which is such a happy day, Ginyamon is not as lively as last year. It’s so quiet that it’s a bit abnormal.
Zong Zhengxiao and Rong Yin had made an appointment to watch the moon together last night, so why is the pavilion still empty and without any decoration?
With doubt in his mind, Zong Zheng Xiao continued to walk inside.
The bedroom door was closed. Lu'e stood at the door and saw Zong Zhengxiao coming over and then she knelt down to greet him.
"Is your master in there?" Zong Zheng Xiao asked.
Lu'e nodded: "The master said that Your Majesty should go in alone."
Zong Zhengxiao was even more confused, but when he saw that Lu'e looked calm and didn't seem to have encountered anything bad, he felt relieved and went into the house alone as Rong Yin requested.
Lu'e helped to close the door, and Si Xi asked curiously, "What are you going to do, young master?"
Lu'e looked at him and said, "The master and His Majesty will probably get up very late tomorrow. Also, you don't need to prepare hot water. The master has already asked someone to put hot water in the sink in the house."
Before she finished speaking, Si Xi reacted.
He was a little surprised. He didn't expect that the young master was the one who took the initiative in this matter.
"I'll go to the side and be quiet." Si Xi walked slowly to the side, looked up at the round moon in the sky, with a bit of disbelief in his eyes.
Inside the house, the candlelight was dim, and the screen painted with green bamboo reflected a shadow that Zong Zhengxiao was very familiar with.
The candle flame flickered, causing the shadow to flicker. Zong Zhengxiao saw the shadow turn its head, and at the same time, Rong Yin's voice rang out: "Your Majesty, why don't you come over?"
Rong Yin's tone was incredibly gentle. If it were any other time, Rong Yin would have shouted, "Stupid Zong Zheng Xiao, what are you doing standing there like an idiot?"
For some reason, Zong Zhengxiao's heartbeat suddenly became uncontrollable. He walked over slowly, around the screen, and then Rong Yin really appeared in front of him.
Rong Yin was wearing a loose white robe, his hairstyle looked somewhat gentle, his eyelashes were slightly trembling, and his lips were moist and red, which made his face even more charming under the dim light. Coupled with his obedient and pitiful expression, Zong Zheng Xiao felt something was wrong.
If you want to be pretty, you have to dress in filial piety - Zong Zhengxiao inexplicably thought of this sentence.
At this moment, Rong Yin was like a poor little girl whose husband had just died. She was weak and helpless, as if she would burst into tears at the next moment and beg a kind man to take her in.
And Zong Zheng Xiao is the kind-hearted man he is looking for.
Seeing Zong Zheng Xiao staring at her closely, Rong Yin felt a little shy as if they were lovers, and said softly, "Sit down, I'll pour you some wine."
Zong Zheng Xiao came back to his senses after hearing this and sat down opposite Rong Yin.
Rong Yin held the wine pot in one hand and lifted up her overly long sleeves with the other, then filled the white jade wine glass in front of Zong Zheng Xiao half full.
It was rare to see Rong Yin being so gentle and refined, Zong Zhengxiao was still a little uncomfortable. He picked up the wine glass and drank it all, then asked, "Aren't you going to eat mooncakes tonight?"
Rong Yin couldn't drink much, so he just took a sip of the wine. Perhaps because he was drunk or because he was too nervous, his face suddenly felt hot and his mind was a little confused.
He raised his head and looked at Zong Zheng Xiao, his eyes were moist, as if containing a pool of spring water.
He said, "Don't eat mooncakes tonight, eat something else."
Zong Zhengxiao's Adam's apple moved, and he vaguely guessed something, but he still asked, "What to eat?"
Rong Yin poured another glass of wine for Zong Zheng Xiao and said, "I'll tell you when you finish drinking."
Zong Zhengxiao held the wine glass, tilted his head back and drank it. His eyes never left Rong Yin from beginning to end. I wonder if he thought it was Rong Yin he was putting into his mouth and swallowing.
His burning gaze made Rong Yin even more uncomfortable. Rong Yin did not stand up, but knelt on the ground, crawled slowly to Zong Zheng Xiao, and took his hand.
Rong Yin placed Zong Zheng Xiao's hand on the belt of her outer robe and looked at him timidly, her meaning was self-evident.
“Ayin…” Zong Zhengxiao just opened his mouth when Rong Yin interrupted him and said with a red face, “Don’t say anything, untie it first.”
Zong Zheng Xiao remained silent obediently, then deftly untied the knot on his belt with his fingers, staring at Rong Yin with his dark eyes.
The belt fell off, the clothes came apart, and a strange black gauze could be vaguely seen underneath.
"Continue..." Rong Yin's voice was so soft that it was almost inaudible.
There was no need for Rong Yin's guidance this time. Zong Zheng Xiao took off the outer coat himself. Rong Yin was kneeling, and the white coat slipped off his shoulders and piled on his elbows and hips.
Rong Yin's upper body was exposed to Zong Zhengxiao's sight.
The thin gauze wrapped around the snow-white body, creating a hazy beauty like a woman with her face half covered. Zong Zheng Xiao raised his hand, wanting to touch it, but didn't know where to put his hand.
When Rong Yin had not yet transformed into a human form, he was naked in front of him every day. Even though he had already fallen in love with Rong Yin, he didn't think there was anything wrong with him doing that, and he certainly wouldn't be as panicked and at a loss as he is now.
All I can say is that the visual impact and hidden pleasure of half-covering are far stronger than being openly naked.
Rong Yin raised her eyelids and glanced at him: "Do you like it?"
Zong Zhengxiao held Rong Yin's hand, rubbing his knuckles with his fingertips, "I like it. I like it very much. You asked me to come back later today just to prepare this?"
Rong Yin nodded, her throat a little tense: "You want it, and I want it too, so..."
宗政逍忽然伸手将戎音撈進懷中，一只手扣住他的後頸，又低頭靠近他，呼吸都變得灼熱了起來。
“我可以親你嗎？”宗政逍詢問。
“可……唔！”以字還沒說出口，就被宗政逍狠狠堵了回去。
戎音閉上眼睛，伸手摟住宗政逍的脖子，探出舌尖，激烈地回吻。
水聲漸響，還有低低的喘息。
直到快喘不過氣來了，戎音才被放開，他張開嘴呼吸，眼淚汪汪地看向宗政逍，還沒來得及出聲譴責，卻見宗政逍盯着他的眼眸一暗，又重重地吻了上來。
戎音被宗政逍抱起，大步往床邊走去。
他被放到了柔軟的被褥上，宗政逍壓了上去，一邊低頭吻他，一邊脫自己的衣裳。
脫完自己的，他又幫戎音把那件白袍徹底褪下，随手丢到床邊，讓它跟自己那堆華貴的衣袍如垃圾般堆在一起。
宗政逍抱起戎音，加深了這個吻，兩人緊緊糾纏在一起。
趁着換氣的空檔，宗政逍啞聲道：“今天不吃月餅，改吃小魚幹，對嗎？”
戎音臉頰酡紅，半眯着眼睛道：“不幹，濕的。”
“戎音……”宗政逍幾乎是咬牙切齒。
戎音也豁出去了，他貼緊宗政逍，在他耳垂上咬了一下，低聲喊：“老公。”
“……”
幹柴烈火，一觸即燃。
“我做過準備了，直接來。”
“我就沒見過比你更*蕩的。”
“那陛下你今天見識到了。”
“我還是更喜歡你這副伶牙俐齒的樣子，夠嬌蠻。”
“我也喜歡陛下現在這樣，跟要吃人似的。”
“好，朕吃給你看。”
長驅直入，直搗黃龍。
“……痛！宗政逍你混蛋！”
戎音再也嚣張不起來了。
不過宗政逍還是會疼人的，他吻去戎音眼角的淚，一聲又一聲阿音地叫着，直把人叫得心軟如水。
之後的進展就很順利了，兩人都從中得到了歡愉。
戎音那兩件衣裳始終沒有被脫下，一件都沒有，包括那條有跟沒有都沒區別的小褲子。
半夜，不知何時，也不知是第幾次了，屋裏的窗戶忽然開了一半，戎音雙手撐在窗臺上，生理性的淚水啪嗒啪嗒往下掉。
宗政逍從背後伸出一只手，強迫性地擡起他的下巴，低聲問：“阿音，告訴我，今晚的月亮圓不圓？”
戎音咬緊嘴唇，一聲不敢吭，生怕一張開嘴就再也控制不住了。
“怎麽不說話？阿音。”宗政逍語氣惡劣到了極點。
戎音勉強空出一只手往後摸索，找到了宗政逍掐着自己腰的手，讨饒般地輕撓着。
宗政逍握住他的手，與他十指相扣。
可宗政逍還是不肯放過他，用着最大的力氣，說着最軟的話：“阿音乖，只要告訴我月亮圓不圓，我們就回去，好不好？”
戎音努力調整呼吸，察覺到宗政逍有片刻松懈後，立即張開口：“圓……啊！”
他終究還是沒收住聲音，因為宗政逍使了壞，他從一開始就沒想要放過戎音。
不過他也信守承諾，在戎音回答後，關上窗将人抱了回去。
戎音眼淚模糊了視線，在宗政逍再一次和他面對面時，毫不客氣地咬上了他的肩膀。
人類的牙齒不如鲛人的尖利，但咬起人來依舊很疼。
不過宗政逍此時并不在意這點疼痛，反而越是疼，就越是會激發他的欲望。
“阿音，我的阿音。”宗政逍湊在戎音的耳邊喊他。
“嗚……”戎音哭泣着，雙手卻緊緊抱着宗政逍不肯放開。
屋內的每一個角落都留下了屬于兩人的痕跡，從夜晚到天色将明，戎音白天吸飽的水全在今晚用光了，恨不得将宗政逍整個人都淹死。
第一縷陽光照到窗戶上時，戎音已經累得睡過去了，宗政逍抱着他從水池裏出來，将濕漉漉的被子掀起來丢掉，又拿來一張薄毯，将兩人裹了進去，擁抱着戎音倒頭就睡。
屋外此時已經只剩四喜和內侍在守着了，不是綠娥偷懶，主要是兩位主子鬧出的動靜實在太大，她又是個未出閣的姑娘，四喜便讓她先回去休息，白天再換她來守。
聽見裏面終于消停了，四喜才長長舒了口氣。
快三十歲的男人啊，正是如狼似虎的年紀，真是辛苦小主子了。
綠娥過來時，四喜低聲吩咐：“叫宮人們幹活都小聲點，裏面兩位主子剛睡下，怕是一時半會兒醒不了。”
綠娥驚呆了，居然弄了一整晚！
他家小主子還活着吧，應該？
……
戎音是被餓醒的。
昨天他因為太緊張，根本沒怎麽吃東西，又幹了一晚上的體力活，僅剩的那點精力都被消耗一空，如今身體再也忍受不住，肚子咕嚕嚕地叫着，控訴他對自己的不負責。
戎音想睜開眼睛，但是眼睛酸澀得厲害，一動就疼，大顆的眼淚從眼角滾落，戎音難受得嗚咽出聲。
聽見聲音，宗政逍迷迷糊糊地醒來，看見懷裏的戎音正在哭，他下意識問道：“阿音，怎麽了？”
戎音哼哼唧唧：“我餓，還有，眼睛好痛。”
宗政逍聽見戎音不舒服，連忙坐起身來，只見戎音雙眼泛紅，淚珠不停滑落，嘴角委屈巴巴地向下撇，像是受了天大的委屈。
“對不起，我的錯。”清醒後，宗政逍學會當人了，他在戎音臉上親了一口，将人抱起來柔聲安撫。
等戎音冷靜下來了，宗政逍才起身去裏間拿來幹淨的衣服給他倆套上，然後打開門，在綠娥訝然目光的注視下，讓她準備點清淡的食物送過來。
食物是早就備好的，綠娥立馬叫人端來，宗政逍接過托盤，并未讓宮人進屋，轉身又把門關上了。
被拒之門外的綠娥：“……”
小主子真的還活着嗎？
戎音還是那副蔫蔫兒的模樣，連眼睛都睜不開，宗政逍喂他吃飽，又把他吃剩的飯菜囫囵吞了，給自己也墊了墊肚子。
肚子飽了，另外的需求也出現了，戎音摸着肚子，去抓宗政逍的手，“要尿尿……”
“好。”宗政逍抱起他來到夜壺邊，幫他扶着尿完，又把人抱了回去。
還沒到床邊，戎音已經趴在他肩上睡着了。
看來是被餓得不行了，才從夢裏醒來的，這回需求都被滿足了，自然而然又陷入了沉睡。
宗政逍也還困着，于是便摟着他繼續睡。
四喜補完覺回來，聽綠娥說中午陛下出來要了飯菜，只是沒讓宮人們進去，也沒把碗碟遞出來，估計是又睡着了。
四喜點了點頭，跟着綠娥一起守在外面。
夜幕降臨，屋內的燭火早已燃盡，戎音睜開眼睛，入目是一片黑暗。
莫名的不安湧上心頭，像是一覺醒來，他已經被全世界抛棄了。
還好下一秒，他感受到了身旁宗政逍的存在，戎音下意識往宗政逍懷裏拱了拱。
因為戎音中午醒過，宗政逍心裏念着怕他又有哪裏不舒服，便沒有完全睡死，所以一察覺到懷裏的動靜，他就醒了過來。
他先伸手摟緊戎音，才緩緩道：“阿音，你醒了？”
宗政逍的嗓音帶着還未完全清醒的沙啞，戎音睡得太久，腦子也有點懵，只小聲地“嗯”了一聲。
宗政逍摟着戎音起身，沖着外面喊四喜，叫他進來點燈。
四喜很快就領着宮人進來，把燭臺上的殘燭換下，點上新燭。
屋裏逐漸亮堂起來，戎音有些不适應這樣的光亮，把臉埋進了宗政逍胸口。
雖然一天過去，屋裏的味道都已經散了，但看四處都亂七八糟，跟被打劫過一樣，就能想象到昨晚兩人做得有多激烈。
宮人們自覺地開始收拾，全程低垂着頭，沒敢往兩位主子那邊看一眼。
等适應了燭光，戎音才慢慢擡起頭。
宗政逍看着他：“餓不餓？”
戎音搖頭，聲音跟染了風寒一樣低啞：“我想洗漱，睡了一天，感覺臉上黏糊糊的。”
“好。”
綠娥吩咐宮人把水端進來，看見戎音還活生生地靠在宗政逍身上，她長長地舒了一口氣。
活着就好，活着就好。
戎音想下床，結果腳剛沾到地，就感覺雙腿一軟，差點直接摔下去，還好被宗政逍及時抱住了。
戎音驚恐：“我腿不是斷了吧？怎麽使不上力氣？”
宗政逍安撫他：“沒有斷，可能因為躺得太久，還不适應，待會兒就好了。”
戎音信了宗政逍的話，但過了一會兒，他都被服侍着洗漱完了，雙腿不但沒有恢複力氣，反而全身都開始泛酸，還是那種刻進每塊肌肉每條脈絡裏的酸疼。
戎音快哭了：“宗政逍，你昨晚真的沒有趁我睡着了打我嗎？怎麽我全身上下都那麽疼？”
“養幾天就好了。”宗政逍給戎音按摩着，說得心虛。
戎音說了句髒話，“以後再也不做了。”
“這不行。”宗政逍下意識拒絕。
戎音眼淚汪汪地看向他：“宗政逍你是不是人啊？這個時候了還惦記着那種事。”
宗政逍道：“我不是人，我是天子。”
“哈哈哈哈……嘶！”戎音被他逗笑了，但笑得太厲害又全身疼，戎音龇牙咧嘴：“宗政逍，你真讨厭！”
宗政逍：“嗯，比珍珠還真。”
“哈哈哈哈，哎喲，好疼，我要殺了你，哈哈哈哈……”
宗政逍也跟着笑了起來。
戎音癱在宗政逍身上，俨然已經是條廢魚了，連打人都做不到。
宗政逍任勞任怨地給他按摩全身，戎音暈暈乎乎的，懶懶道：“不是都說只有累死的牛，沒有耕壞的田嗎？怎麽我累成這樣，你卻一點事都沒有？”
宗政逍給戎音揉着腰，順口道：“因為我是天子，當然跟普通人不一樣。”
戎音已經沒力氣再笑了，他瞪了宗政逍一眼：“你夠了啊，不許再說這句話了。”
宗政逍低眉順眼，俨然一副小媳婦樣：“都聽阿音的。”
“這才乖嘛。”戎音也學起了地主老爺，擡手摸了一把宗政逍的臉，“把爺伺候好了，以後爺夜夜都宿你院兒裏。”
宗政逍握住戎音的手，放在唇邊親了一口，“謝老爺擡愛。”
旁邊的宮人們：兩位主子真的是夠了。
等戎音身體稍微松緩了些，宮人們便把飯菜端了上來，戎音現在是不想讓宗政逍喂都不行了，他累得只想躺屍。
吃飽後恢複了些力氣，戎音嫌屋裏憋悶，盡管走路腿都在打顫，但還是頑強地想出門散步。
宗政逍充當人形拐杖，扶着戎音圍着兩個池塘慢走。
月朗星稀，草叢中有蟲鳴陣陣，夜晚的空氣也很清新，戎音停下腳步，向天擡頭，然後閉上了眼睛。
宗政逍不明所以：“怎麽了？”
戎音：“別吵，我在吸收日月精華。”
宗政逍想笑：“你應該變回鲛人形态，那樣更符合話本裏妖精在半夜修煉的情景。”
戎音：“……宗政逍，你能不能做個不掃興的伴侶？”
宗政逍老實巴交：“怕是不能。”
戎音正想說什麽，兩人身後忽然傳來一陣狗叫聲，戎音回頭，就看見小艾同學正吐着舌頭朝他跑來。
經過幾個月的精心養育，小艾同學已經不再是當初那個巴掌大的小黑炭，而是一個站起來能扒拉到戎音大腿的大黑炭了。
作為戎音的寵物，宗政逍寵物的寵物，小艾同學在宮裏就是小公主一樣的存在，它精力旺盛，銀鲛園關不住它，所以每天都會有宮人帶它出去遛彎。
不出一個月，皇宮上下都知道宮裏多了只黑狗，那是陛下和鲛人一起養的，身份跟主子一樣尊貴。
小艾同學長得乖，又親人，再加上是銀鲛園的狗，所以宮裏的宮人都很喜歡它，每次遇見它出去遛彎都要逗它玩。
如今它在宮裏的人脈比宗政逍都要廣，對宮裏的地形也熟了，即便自己一只狗跑出去瘋玩，也能自己找到回銀鲛園的路。
此時的它就是宮裏最靈活的狗，哼哧哼哧幾步就跑到了戎音面前，要不是被宗政逍攔着，它可能會直接撞上去。
戎音艱難地俯身摸摸它的狗頭，道：“你爸我今天是半個殘疾，可經不起你這麽大的狗撞一下，鬧你父親去，你爸就是被他搞殘廢的。”
“汪汪！”小艾同學聽話地叫了兩聲，然後開始蹦蹦跳跳地往宗政逍腿上撲騰。
宗政逍假裝委屈地看向戎音：“你就縱容你閨女這麽欺負我？”
戎音道：“我和小艾同學這是在共同對抗惡勢力，以後要是我倆和離了，閨女都得跟我。”
宗政逍不信：“我那麽好一個父親，你們爺倆舍得抛下我？”
“怎麽舍不得了？世上美男多得是，沒了你，我會再找一個比你還好看的男人給閨女當爹，小艾同學你說是吧？”
聽見爸爸叫自己，小艾同學又跟着叫了兩聲。
戎音揚起下巴：“看吧，閨女也同意了。”
聽見戎音要去找別的男人，宗政逍也不生氣，反而笑眯眯地道：“可以，你找一個我就殺一個，找兩個我就殺一雙，殺到不敢有男人再接近你為止。”
戎音覺得宗政逍不像是在開玩笑，他打了個冷顫，對小艾同學招了招手，一瘸一拐地帶着狗跑了。
“走走走，離變态遠一點。”
“汪汪。”
宗政逍就笑意盈盈着跟着他倆，每每戎音扭頭看見他，都會被吓得一激靈，然後繼續跑路。
這場面，一追一逃，就跟恐怖電影裏的變态殺人犯和可憐被害人一樣。
這回是散步和消食的目的都達到了。
臨睡前，宗政逍叫四喜拿來藥膏，給自己肩上被戎音咬出的傷口塗藥。
自從戎音來了以後，宗政逍的右肩膀簡直就是多災多難。
衣服褪下，宗政逍的前胸後背都露了出來，鎖骨和胸口全是青紅的咬痕，後背更是被撓得一塌糊塗，跟迷宮地圖似的。
戎音親自給宗政逍的肩膀上藥，辯解道：“這可不能怪我啊，是你太那什麽了，我沒忍住才這樣的，而且我身上也沒好到哪裏去。”
這倒不是戎音在說瞎話，他胸口那塊是重災區，宗政逍就愛逮着那裏啃，特別是到達頂點的時候，跟要把他吃了似的。
宗政逍湊過去吻他的臉：“沒有怪你，我知道這是阿音愛我的表現。”
“哼。”被宗政逍這麽一說，戎音反而不好意思了，耳朵都羞紅了。
後面宗政逍也給戎音胸口摸了清涼膏，只不過地方太敏感，即便宗政逍和戎音都沒那個意思，但氣氛還是逐漸有點暧昧了。
抹到一半，戎音伸手攔住宗政逍，呼吸都有些亂了，“我自己來吧，你再抹下去怕是要出問題，我現在的身體情況可容不得你再折騰一回。”
宗政逍摸了摸鼻尖，也有些不好意思：“嗯，阿音你自己來吧。”
兩個啥都幹過了的老黃瓜，卻又在一些莫名其妙的地方純情起來。
等兩人都擦完藥了，宗政逍忽然打開一個盒子，裏面裝着一排大小不一的玉柱，形狀有些奇怪。
戎音半懂不懂地看向宗政逍：“這是？”
“藥玉。”宗政逍強裝鎮定地解釋，“我之前不是跟你說讓你不用擔心，我會做準備的嗎？除了看畫冊以外，我還去問了太醫，太醫說完事後，承受方最好用藥玉養護□□。”
戎音聽懂了，臉蛋立馬爆紅。
宗政逍繼續道：“其實昨晚就該用上的，只是我沒預料到你會主動提出要做，所以剛剛才讓四喜把東西拿過來。”
戎音尴尬地扭了扭身子，害羞地低聲道：“可以不用嗎？”
“其它的都好說，只有這個我不能答應阿音你。”宗政逍拿起一個最小的玉柱，将戎音拉進懷裏，一邊輕吻他一邊哄道：“我來幫你放進去，乖一點好不好？這對你身體有益的。”
戎音扒在宗政逍肩頭，臉紅得要滴血，後面的異物感又激發了他的羞恥心。
他氣鼓鼓地道：“下次換我壓你，讓你也體會一下這種感覺。”
宗政逍塞完，輕撫着他的後背安慰他：“好，都聽阿音的。”
答應歸答應，至于後面會不會實現，只能視情況而定。
本來太醫的意思是，最好白天晚上都用着藥玉，但戎音堅決不同意，說他死也不在白天用，還跟宗政逍鬧了一場，宗政逍也明白戎音害羞，便尊重他的意思，只在晚上用。
那晚過後，兩人很長一段時間都沒有再做，戎音也花了好幾天時間才把身體給養好，終于能像之前一樣活蹦亂跳了。
這天晚上，戎音正伏案寫東西，宗政逍端着夜宵走了過來，在他旁邊坐下。
“話本的新劇情？”宗政逍問。
戎音點頭，道：“嗯，這次主角倆來到了鬼的世界，配角們是各色各樣的鬼怪。”
之前在茶樓裏，戎音答應了宗政逍給季世子的茶樓提點新意見，他回宮後就開始構思，準備寫個話本送給季世子試試。
因為等戎音抽出空來寫話本時，面包店已經開張了，戎音就把自己賣的産品加了進去，算是他和茶樓互相蹭熱度，如果話本火了，也能給自己的店打個廣告。
故事的大概內容是有一對古代夫妻開了家小飯館，妻子是廚師，丈夫負責買賣和後勤工作。
因為妻子廚藝高超，丈夫又會經營，所以小飯館生意一直很紅火。
某一天，夫妻倆在廚房裏忙活完，打開門卻發現他們來到了一個奇怪的世界。
這個世界一片荒蕪，到處都是會吃人的怪物，一部人族也變成了行屍走肉，見人就咬。
普通人類在這種環境下艱難求生，因為無法過上安穩的生活，沒時間種糧食，很多人吃不飽穿不暖，不僅要面臨被怪物和變異人吃掉的危險，還可能會被凍死餓死。
夫妻倆和廚房突兀地出現在荒野外，可無論是怪物、變異人還是普通人類都破壞不了廚房分毫，他/它們也無法進入廚房裏面。
普通人發現夫妻倆有食物後，就冒着風險來求助，心善的夫妻倆雖然害怕，但看着骨瘦嶙峋的同類，還是把自己新烤好的面包、餅幹送給了他們。
幾人狼吞虎咽吃下食物，留給夫妻倆一袋子那個世界的珠寶首飾就離開了。
之後的幾天，每日都有人拿着金銀財寶來跟夫妻倆交換食物，也有人試圖傷害夫妻倆，但危險都被兩人成功化解了。
半個月後，夫妻倆又莫名其妙回到了原來的世界，并且原世界的時間好像暫停在了他們離開的那一刻，沒有人發現夫妻倆和廚房消失過。
而那些人跟他們交換食物的金銀財寶，有一部分變成了原世界的貨幣，有一些則被廚房“吃”掉了，算是夫妻倆的保護費。
或許是因為故事題材比較新穎，加上異世界的恐怖元素、面包的美味，還有夫妻倆遇見的危險、心路歷程這些都被戎音描述得細致入微，再有說書先生的口才加持，故事一經推出就受到了廣泛好評。
不僅茶樓日日滿客，戎音面包店本就火爆的生意也是更上一層樓。
因為戎音選擇了匿名，有書店還直接找上了茶樓負責人，說要跟他們合作，一起出版這個話本。
經過戎音考察，發現書店背後的主子不是世家，且值得信任後，就同意了合作。
話本投入市場後的反響也很不錯，為戎音賺了一筆錢，這會兒茶樓和書店那邊都在催着戎音出新劇情。
如今茶樓的客人，基本是人手一本話本，吃着面包店的點心，喝着可口的奶茶，聽着說書先生講夫妻倆在異世界的冒險故事，一天天的，可會享受了。
戎音這個被催更的就悲哀了，他就是個懶鬼，根本沒想過要寫後續，如今形勢所迫，只能苦哈哈熬夜趕稿。
戎音吃宵夜的時候，宗政逍就拿起他寫好的稿子看，看完後道：“寫得不錯，跟上個故事一樣精彩。”
“真的？”戎音看他。
宗政逍點頭：“恐怖程度比上個故事更甚，奶茶的味道也被你描寫很誘人，讓我這個不怎麽喜歡喝奶茶的人看完，都想立即買一杯來解饞。”
“嘿嘿，那看來是真不錯。”戎音喜滋滋。
宗政逍道：“以後店裏出了新品，都可以加進話本裏。”
戎音點頭：“我就是這樣想的，雙贏。”
等新稿子送到茶樓和書店，不出所料，又引起了一番熱潮。
如今已經有人開始懷疑，那家夫妻店是不是真的存在了，因此京城裏比較有名的夫妻店，特別是女方是廚師男方負責經營的，都受到了話本愛好者們的密切關注。
那些夫妻店發現最近生意莫名其妙好了起來，一開始還有些疑惑，後來打聽到真相後，一些人只是笑笑就過去了，一些機靈的卻學起了話本裏提到的夫妻倆的穿搭，以此來招攬客人。
書店知道這件事後，特意在話本的開頭一頁就注明：本故事純屬虛構，切勿當真代入現實。
茶樓的說書先生每次講完話本，也會友情提示：“因為話本故事去關照京中夫妻店的生意可以，但請不要打擾人家，要做一個有素質的好京城百姓。”
因為戎音的話本盤活了茶樓，所以季家不止買下了戎音的故事，還将茶樓的收益分給了他一部分。
話本賺的錢雖然不如面包店和奶茶店多，但也是一筆收入，戎音這會兒可是小富豪一個了。
偶爾跟宗政逍調情，他就會把銀票卷起來塞進宗政逍衣領，挑着他的下巴，笑得邪魅狷狂：“乖孩子，今晚到爺的房間來，爺疼你。”
然後他這位爺就被“乖孩子”幹得嗷嗷叫。
秋季如流水般從指間溜走，轉眼入了冬，這日戎音準備出宮去看看店，他已經窩在銀鲛園兩個多月了。
“看天氣，下午怕是會落雪，早點回來。”宗政逍給他系上毛領圍脖，捏了捏他的臉，提醒道。
戎音乖乖答應，開心地道：“你想不想要糖人？我回來的時候給你帶一個好不好？”
“好，注意安全。”宗政逍最後囑咐了一句。
這次出去，戎音把小艾同學也帶上了，主要是小艾同學發現他要出宮，就非要纏着他，跟離不開家長的小孩兒似的，戎音沒辦法，只能帶它一起。
不過小艾同學很乖，上馬車後就趴在他腿上，由着他揉來摸去，也不鬧騰。
到了店裏後，綠娥跟戎音說了件事。
因為戎音的話本大火，季家茶樓生意跟着火爆了起來，最近季家茶樓對面的茶樓，也就是世家的茶樓，裏面的說書先生也跟着換了故事，而且內容幾乎就是照着戎音寫的這個故事來的，聽說吸引了不少客人過去，把綠娥氣得夠嗆。
戎音問：“他們把季家茶樓的生意比下去了？”
綠娥搖頭。
戎音又問：“他們故事的風評怎麽樣？”
綠娥笑道：“被罵了，客人說他們模仿你寫故事，但是模仿得四不像。”
戎音道：“那就行了，有對比才有傷害，在對面吃到了壞的食物，才會明白咱們的飯菜有多美味，他們搶不走我們的生意。”
他這麽一說，綠娥就不生氣了。
“還是主子想得長遠。”
查完賬，戎音發現面包店的純收益在穩步提升，奶茶店那邊比起夏秋季倒是降了一些
這也正常，到了冬天，大家就更偏向于喝點熱乎的東西，雖然奶茶店有熱奶茶和熱果茶，但需求量明顯不如冰奶茶多，收益下滑在戎音的預料之中。
在外面吃過午飯，戎音想起宗政逍的叮囑，領着小艾同學去了糖人小攤，在攤主收攤前，要了兩個糖人。
他舉着糖人往馬車的方向走，跟在他身邊的小艾同學卻忽然停下腳步，對着某個方向發出了威脅的低吼。
戎音和保護戎音的侍衛同時朝那個方向看去，目光盡頭是街道對面的一輛馬車，馬車的窗戶簾子被拉開，一張熟悉的臉出現在戎音視野裏。
李傲發現戎音看過來，微笑着對他揮了揮手。
戎音蹙眉，暗罵一聲晦氣，俯身拍拍小艾同學的背安撫它，再沒看李傲一眼，領着狗狗回到了自己的馬車裏。
看着戎音的馬車離開，李傲臉上的笑容擴大，眼裏更是浮現出勢在必得的狠厲。
他讓人日日盯着奶茶店和面包店，只要戎音過來，他就會立馬收到通知。
哪怕不得立即得到戎音，離遠了看看也能解饞。
長這麽大，還沒有他李傲想要卻得不到的東西，等戎音落在自己手裏，自己非得玩死他不可，看他還敢不敢跟如今一樣嚣張。
馬車上，戎音把糖人放進食盒裏，然後兩只手一起撸小艾同學的狗頭，“我們小艾同學真聰明，居然知道那個家夥是壞人。”
“汪！”小艾同學聽不懂戎音的話，但能感受到他喜悅的情緒，于是也跟着激動起來，不停地沖戎音搖尾巴。
戎音自言自語：“動物的對危險的感知比人類更強，李傲那個王八蛋，不會是因為我上次坑了他，想找我報仇吧？”
回宮後，戎音邊吃糖人，邊跟宗政逍說了這件事。
“賊心不死。”想起之前李傲盯着戎音看時的那副猥瑣樣，宗政逍眼裏便浮現出幾分冷意。
“本來是想等搜集完證據，找個機會再跟他清算的，沒想到他一再作死，挑戰我的底線，那就讓他先吃點教訓好了。”
從李傲對戎音不敬開始，宗政逍就沒想放過他，只是他需要時間搜集李傲的罪狀，而且李傲的身份不簡單，若沒有完全的準備就出手，即便能傷到李傲幾分，但李家也一定會竭力保下他
所以到目前為止，他僅僅只是給李家主找了些麻煩，并未真正去動李傲。
要是打草驚蛇了，以後再想收拾他就更麻煩了。
戎音明白宗政逍的想法，他舉着半個沒吃完的糖人，勸道：“算了，反正他也沒對我做什麽，倒是我見他一次瞪他一次，上回還坑了他呢，不必為了我打亂你的計劃。”
“放心，我有分寸。”宗政逍安慰戎音，同時也拿起糖人吃了起來，轉移話題，“這糖人挺甜的，怪不得你喜歡。”
戎音聞言也不再多說李傲的事，而是跟宗政逍撒嬌：“糖人是甜，但我覺得陛下的嘴更甜。”
宗政逍眉梢微挑，“大白天的，不要故意招我。”
“大白天怎麽了？大白天不能說嘴甜嗎？”
“裝傻是吧？”宗政逍也不跟他啰嗦，捧着他的臉就吻了上去。
兩人接完一個甜膩的吻，考慮到時間不對，也沒做什麽過分的事。
戎音舔了舔嘴角的糖，轉頭誇起了小艾同學，跟宗政逍說了它護主的機敏行為。
宗政逍誇了聲好狗，于是接下來一個月，小艾同學每頓飯都會多一根全是肉的大棒骨，吃得它又壯實了不少，平時行動更加靈活不說，連撞人都更疼了。
It was a cold winter, the weather was cold and it was snowing. Even though it was not yet curfew, there were few people on the streets.
It was bitterly cold outside, but inside the largest brothel in the capital it was as warm as New Year. Couples could be seen everywhere upstairs and downstairs. Waiters were walking through the crowd with trays in their hands, and I wondered who they were serving new wine and food to.
On the high platform, the stunning dancer swayed her waist and glanced at the audience with a smile, causing the men's eyes to sparkle and they subconsciously raised their hands to wipe their saliva.
Seeing the atmosphere getting more and more heated, thinking that she would surely make a lot of money tonight, the madam held her handkerchief and smiled from ear to ear.
At this moment, a waiter hurried over, leaned over and said something in her ear.
The madam was so startled that she stood up and ran towards the scene of the incident.
After passing through the bustling lobby and going out the back door, the noise immediately disappeared behind me. In the backyard stood a small building with candles lit in almost every window, indicating that there were people inside, but the surroundings were surprisingly quiet.
Because this is a place for guests with special fetishes to have fun, the sound insulation is very good so as not to disturb other guests.
But because the sound insulation was so good, when the guest had an accident, the servants didn't notice it immediately.
The old madam felt overwhelmed when she thought that Young Master Li had gotten into trouble here.