"Get out if you're not going to talk."
"Tell me, tell me, tell me."
Little Xi'er was still staring at the shattered flower stand, still muttering to herself.
"How did this break?"
"How did it break? That's amazing!"
"Little Xi'er, Uncle will tell you something."
Yu Ying called out to Xiao Xi'er, and Xiao Xi'er came back to her senses.
"What's the matter?"
"Uncle will tell you a joke."
Okay, okay!
Little Xi blinked her eyes, looking at Yu Ying, waiting for him to speak.
"Guess what your Uncle Zou Heng is doing?"
Little Xi patted her head with her little hands, "I like to eat it, and Uncle Heng (Zou Heng) likes to eat it too."
"Uncle (Zou Heng) is eating something delicious."
"You're wrong."
"Your Uncle Zou Heng is cleaning the outhouse!"
Xiao Xi pouted, looking at Qin Jue with puzzled eyes.
What is a latrine?
"It's the place where you poop."
Qin Jue explained to Xiao Xi'er, and when Qin Jue heard that Zou Heng was sweeping the outhouse, he also became curious about why Zou Heng was sweeping the outhouse.
"Your Uncle Zou Heng went to... poop, and didn't bring toilet paper. He stayed in the palace toilet for two quarters of an hour."
"Later, two eunuchs went to relieve themselves, and your Uncle Zou Heng asked them to borrow toilet paper. The two eunuchs then asked your Uncle Zou Heng to clean the palace toilets."
"Your Uncle Zou Heng agreed, and he's cleaning the palace toilets right now."
Little Xi'er giggled as she listened.
"From now on, I'll only use toilet paper when I poop, because I don't want to clean up after myself."
"It smells so bad!" (The poop smells terrible)
Qin Jue nodded seriously, "Yes, Xiao Xi'er smells nice, she can't become smelly."
"Uh-huh"
Yu Ying prepared to sit down and have a cup of tea.
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