"Thump—"
What's that noise?
When everyone looked, they saw Han Zhaohui lying straight on the ground, his fingers helplessly clutching his throat.
"Poop...there's poop..."
"No, Young Master Han is going to collapse."
The director shouted, "Medical staff!"
Medical staff came over and tried everything: pinching the philtrum, giving the patient water, and inducing vomiting.
Su Ziyan's face turned a deep liver color.
What's wrong with the black and white porridge she made?
"What you've done is shit!"
Netizens were so unkind they laughed like chickens.
Hey, I told you not to eat it, but Confident Bro just wouldn't listen.
I tried it and almost died.
In this lesson, Han Zhaohui learned to be strong and persevered.
"I swear I'll never eat sesame paste again! How can there be sesame paste that tastes like shit in this world!"
"Third Young Master, is it possible that this isn't sesame paste? It might be plain porridge?"
[You guys are all just laughing at Confident Bro, but I'm different. I'm showing off even when I'm just looking down. Oh my god, the sesame paste smells so good! So delicious!]
[Enough, you fake fans! Don't listen, Third Young Master, if you're a real man, have another bite!]
[The abacus beads all fell into the Third Young Master's face, hahaha!]
[How mean, the person upstairs didn't let Han Zhaohui off the hook either.]
...
Li Qinghe and Lin Xiaoyu exchanged breakfasts in tacit agreement.
"Sister, eat my noodles." Lu Ziming's eyes were obedient.
Zhou Ranxing pushed his mixed salad over, "Sister Wen Ni, have mine."
The staff held their breath in concentration.
We'll wait and see what Wen Ni chooses.
[Younger, more adorable guy, or a glamorous idol? Who will Wen Ni choose?]
We're saying, we should have both.
Wen Ni rested her chin on her hand and smiled, "Salad and noodles are not my style. You can keep them for yourself, little brother."
She started eating the sandwich she had made.
It perfectly avoided all ambiguous options.
Lu Ziming: "..." Sister, you are truly amazing.
Zhou Ranxing: "..."
Production team: The whole segment is a disaster!
Wait, isn't this a dating reality show?
Yes, this is a dating reality show.
However, each guest had their own ideas, and the production team couldn't do anything about it.
...
Yunxiao Mansion.
Shen Xuzhou saw the trending topic, "The second season of '19 Days Without Heartbeats' has started airing."
I was just about to click into the live stream.
A cool voice sounded from behind: "Young Master, slacking off at work is not a good thing."
Shen Xuzhou's skin broke out in goosebumps.
He turned his head stiffly. "Work-life balance, understand?"
"Besides, what's wrong with me watching some live streams?"
"I want it! I want it!"
"If you keep babbling, I'll fire you."
The maid said expressionlessly, "Then you can see for yourself."
This time, Shen Xuzhou learned his lesson. He looked down at his phone, then looked up, then looked at his phone again, then looked up again, jumping back and forth.
Hey, let's see how you knock me out?
"ah."
Suddenly, he stiffened his neck.
Maid: "What's wrong with the young master?"
Shen Xuzhou, embarrassed and annoyed, said, "I twisted my neck."
Maid: "Young master, let me help you."
"No." Shen Xuzhou pushed away the maid's hand. Her hands were smooth and soft to the touch. This maid's hands were really smooth.
Distracted for a moment.
My neck hurts again.
The maid spoke softly, "Young master, I told you to be good."
"If you don't multiply, then divide."
Shen Xuzhou's eyes widened in disbelief, and his vision went black.
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