Chapter 132 A Happy Acquisition of a Dung Ball
The Northern Squad strained their ears, their gazes, filled with unspoken emotions, involuntarily drifting towards Qingran.
Bai Ziye smiled gently, drawing out his words as he continued, "Which three words?"
He Weiyu looked directly at Lin Qingran and smiled gently, "Green tea bitch."
Lin Qingran: "..."
"Yo~" The Southern Border Squad let out a loud collective hiss, "So it's—a green tea bitch~"
Lin Yujin: "Hahaha!"
Lin Qingran: "..." You bitch!
Pei Chang'an: "...?"
I can't say anymore, I really can't say any more, or he'll have to bow his head again.
Pei Chang'an didn't dare say goodbye, and was so frightened that he turned around and ran away as if a ghost was chasing him.
The northern troops were the first to turn around.
Jiang Xianwan looked at the spotless white figure and a slight smile played on her lips.
The one who starts the fight... is despicable.
She crouched down and whispered to the dung beetle couple, "Your Majesty and Queen, you may not understand the deeper meaning behind your unique taste. That woman seemed to be mocking me just now, but she was actually implying that you eat shit and that you are disgusting creatures."
"Sigh, I really don't know how she could say such outrageous things. It's chilling!"
"In our hearts, you are truly the revered and awe-inspiring cleansing gods of nature!"
The dung beetle couple: "...?"
How dare a weakling with a cultivation level lower than theirs mock them for eating dung beetles?
That's just asking for trouble!
The dung beetle couple immediately started buzzing and howling in anger.
Beat her to a pulp!!!
As Jiang Xianwan stood up, she saw two huge balls of dung, like shooting stars, drawing two beautiful arcs in the air.
As the group of friends simultaneously raised their eyes, pointed their hands to look into the distance, and exclaimed excitedly, they accurately hurled the projectiles at the Northern Border team that had not yet gone far.
"Aaaaaaaahh ...
A heart-wrenching yet beautiful scream echoed through the sky for a long time, passing through the spirit stone and reaching the Void Ancient Realm.
Caught off guard, Lin Qingran was hit squarely on the head by two real balls of dung, one in front of the other.
The audience's mouths were agape, their eyes wide as saucers, their expressions one of utter disbelief.
Clearly, they were deeply moved by this shocking scene.
The high-ranking officials of the two realms and three domains all covered their mouths with their hands, and for a moment, painful "hiccups" rose and fell.
The misty gaze, shrouded in darkness, suddenly froze, and her fingertips trembled, spilling tea onto her sleeve.
The commentator struggled to swallow the urge to vomit, spittle flying everywhere, and craned his neck, dutifully shouting, "My goodness! Lin Qingran, the direct disciple of the Eternal Sect's leader, was actually hit on the head by two real dung balls!"
Wu Miao: "..." Okay, but can we please not mention him!
Wu Miao lowered her head silently, covering her face with her sleeve for the first time, and let out a suppressed "Hoo!"
“I saw it clearly. Jiang Xianwan just squatted down and whispered something to those two dung beetles, and they even threw their beloved dung balls out!”
"My God! This is truly the most shocking scene ever! Look! Lin Qingran... she threw up!"
Feeling nauseous and vomiting, Wu Miao frowned in despair.
Lin Qingran was targeting Jiang Xianwan just now?
What was she thinking?
Is your brain filled with... shit?!
Xu Yanzhou and Elder Tie, who were initially angry at Lin Qingran for her sharp tongue, were now awkwardly scratching the ground with their toes.
When Jiang Xianwan gets angry, she'll do anything, even kill everyone.
Those two dung beetles were clearly brainwashed by her words and did something as simple as throwing dung balls at people.
He tried to say something to ease the tension, but then the two sect leaders of Tianming Sect and Daoming Sect let out a string of devilish laughs, showing no mercy.
"Goose goose goose goose goose...the poop is coming."
"Goose goose goose goose goose... the poop is in the right place."
As the elders were vomiting, a sudden inspiration struck them, and they eagerly joined in.
"The shit deserves it."
"He couldn't close his eyes in peace."
"He died a violent death."
"Go to hell and come back to life."
"The excrement is nothing to be pitied."
"Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose... Ouch!"
Elder Xu Yanzhou: "..." Destroy it... really.
The three kings of the realm had gleaming eyes, and in perfect unison, they bent down, while the dogs furtively bumped heads.
Mu Shang: "Hey, you bastards, don't you guys think the way she plays with poop looks kind of familiarly cool?"
Xin Yi delivered a left hook to his chin, yelling, "You bastard! Speak up! First, get your stinky feet off my dark wings! You're the dog! Your whole family are dogs! She's handsome! But why is she smiling!"
Fei Yu flew into a rage, rolled up her sleeves, jumped three feet high, put her hands on her hips, and cursed, "You damn bird! What the hell do you mean? You dare to mock that the Emperor can't laugh? I'll beat the shit out of you right now for the Emperor!"
Mu Shang jumped up and down, pointing at him and yelling back, "You little devil! How dare you interfere with the Emperor! When I find the Emperor's coffin lid, I'll dig him up and beat you to a pulp!"
Xin Yi suddenly spread his wings and unleashed a powerful slap at Mu Shang: "You damned little bitch! You dare curse my emperor to death?! I'll send you down to join my emperor right now!!!"
Fei Yu brandished her two fists: "Fine! You two bastards have finally spoken your true feelings! Today I'll beat you to a pulp! I'll teach you a lesson for talking about the Emperor's shit!"
Xu Yanzhou, whose ears were ringing with the word "shit," looked numb: Fine, shit it is.
Left and right, the sky in the southern region... well, it's completely collapsed and can't be propped up at all.
Jiang Xianwan, that little brat, is not one to suffer a loss. Why did you have to be so foul-mouthed and provoke her?
Why can't a leopard change its spots?
Now look what's happened! You've got two big turds of poop. Happy? Glad? Feeling better?
Serves you right!
"Alright, Jiang Xianwan gave them two more dung balls. The dung beetle was really generous, it even took out a fingernail and handed it to Jiang Xianwan."
"Sigh, why did Jiang Xianwan refuse?"
"Did she reject a ball of dung? No! She rejected a dung beetle's heartfelt offer!"
"How infuriating, why didn't she answer?"
"Well, it's a real shame that after a series of friendly and polite concessions between the two sides, the exciting yet unpalatable scene has finally come to an end. Now let's calm down and focus on the normal... uh?"
"Why are the disciples of the Realm fighting amongst themselves again? Are they still trying to cover up their misdeeds?"
"Weren't they here to participate in the Xuan Gu Tournament? Why are they here to compete against each other?"
"Do you remember the five fragments somewhere, longingly waiting for them?"
The audience watched as the cultivators from different realms wrestled and twisted together, their bodies intertwined, and then turned to look at the three kings of the realms, who were also covered in black from head to toe and torn apart. Their eyes were filled with deep shock.
As expected of a notorious region, there isn't a single normal person from top to bottom.
"Never mind, this is probably just a unique tradition of this realm. Let's take a look at the situation of the demon realm team. Look! Wolf Gray seems to be getting into a heated argument with the White Swan. What are the two demons talking about?"
"The white swan stretched out its beautiful, pure white wings in front of Wolf Taihui."
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