Chapter 195 If you're a friend, then touch me
Before he could even utter a sound, or even extend that distant, powerless hand, the two sides, spitting at each other, crossed the 38th parallel in the blink of an eye... and ended up pulling each other's hair ornaments.
Or... a real hair-pulling incident.
Incidentally... I also inquired about the other person's family.
Of course... even those in coffins weren't spared.
Wolf Grey and White Feather were caught in the middle, trying to persuade each other, but were trampled by both sides.
Even the Sirius King came, but his tail was still trampled on countless times by humans and demons. He cried like a dog, crawling on the grass, his face covered in mud and water, until midnight before finally crawling out.
Feng Huixue's Adam's apple bobbed slowly, and raindrops fell down her chin.
He hung helplessly on the tree, staring blankly at the dense multitude of demons who were still coming to watch the spectacle or join in. His expression was dazed as he listened to the creaking of the branches beneath him, which were shaking violently.
Is tonight... going to be like this?
Clearly... this shouldn't have happened.
Jiang Xianwan should be lying on their bed, rocking back and forth, instead of... riding on their heads and spitting at the demon here.
This war of words lasted all night.
The riot in the demon capital gradually subsided at dawn after a long and profound friendly exchange between humans and demons. The last demon, with only a few feathers left on its wings, crawled away from the battlefield in a paralyzed state.
Lin Yujin kicked aside a tangled mess of fur on the ground, looked up at Feng Huixue, who was hanging from a treetop, soaking wet and with a dazed look in her eyes.
His hoarse voice was unusually calm.
Surprisingly, there was also a hint of gentle laughter.
"Feng Huixue, can you tell me why all the demon staff working in the Demon Tower's main hall are sloths?"
And they even leave work right on time at 5 PM! How can they be so dedicated?!
That's bad enough, but they won't let you exchange the demon crystal jade marrow from the first day for it on the second day!
What about his indomitable efforts and fighting against eight opponents?
Is this...a joke?
Feng Huixue thought about it all night but couldn't figure it out. He felt that this long and exciting night was just a pale and powerless dream.
She slowly curved her lips into the same calm and gentle smile as him, "The Demon Emperor and the Grand Fate Master."
"Yes...the Demon Emperor and the Grand Fate Master..."
Feng Huixue suddenly murmured this sentence, her expression changed abruptly, and her already pale face turned as white as paper.
She glared at Jiang Xianwan, who was wiping her face with her sleeve, and then a violent hurricane swept her away!
The friend, who had been spitting all night, remained expressionless, lowered his head to straighten his clothes, and after a moment, went into a frenzy again... charging towards the Demon Tower!
They actually... settled down in this bed!
Jiang Xianwan and Lin Yujin straightened their clothes and silently followed, intending to take on the mission of hunting down monsters.
Of course, neither of them would admit that the reason they failed to storm the Demon Tower was because... a huge wooden sign taller than a person was erected in the hall.
It says on the top—
Disciples of the Taixu Sect are not allowed to enter the second floor and above!
This is targeted, this is targeted.
Unable to win an argument or vent their anger, this is just blatant targeting!
Ha, what a bunch of petty and sensitive demons.
Ha!
This shows that the Demon Emperor's confidant and the Wolf King's confidant finally... joined hands and became of one mind.
While they were selecting tasks on the big screen, a group of friends took to petting their monster companions from yesterday.
Xiu Yan wiped the drool and rainwater from his face with his sleeve, then hung dejectedly on Prime Minister Turtle's back. "Brother Turtle, how about we team up again today?"
Prime Minister Turtle: "No..." He was afraid that he would spit on him.
"Good brother! I knew you'd agree! I'm so touched! Let's set off now!"
Prime Minister Turtle: "..." No, when did he agree to that?
He said "no"!
Without any chance to refuse, Prime Minister Turtle was excitedly lifted up by Xiu Yan's hands and disappeared into the horizon in the blink of an eye.
He Weiyu's heart was slightly wounded and had not yet healed. Trembling, she took the cat demon's hand and said, "Tuantuan, I can't live without you."
Tuantuan: "...Okay." As long as you don't spit at her.
Just as Jiang Xianwan stood in front of the tall sign that was taller than her with a sullen face, itching to make a move, the peacock demon came up to her with a blush on her face and said, "Jiang Xianwan, I want to tell you how to get to my heart."
Jiang Xianwan is so handsome! Last night, the way he vomited up a whole bunch of demons was even more handsome!
He was willing, willing to let her into his heart!
The few demon youths who had chased after them, barely managing to stay afloat, were speechless.
Bai Yu: "..."
Your Highness!
Your Highness!
Jiang Xianwan is really going to cheat on you!
The white feather trembled again and was swept away.
Wolf Taihui, with dried saliva and shoe prints on his face, slowly rolled his eyes and came back to his senses from the fierce verbal battle.
"Don't these people know what touching someone's tail or ear means?"
Last night they had a war of words and pulled each other's hair, with Jiang Xianwan and the others specifically targeting the demon's ears and tail.
Indirectly, this led to the riot escalating rapidly, attracting all the demons that could come, and the situation spiraled out of control.
This once-in-a-century riot will definitely be recorded in the annals of the demon realm!
Leopard Chong stared wearily at Jiang Xianwan's practiced movements as she touched the peacock's tail, a strange doubt rising in his heart.
Why did he feel that... Jiang Xianwan was the human female cultivator who was touching demon wings and tails all over the black market?
I'm not sure, I'll think about it some more.
Jiang Xianwan stroked it for a while, then gently released the blushing peacock demon, turned around expressionlessly, and said to the leopard that was sizing her up, "We're so familiar with each other now, let me touch your tail."
That's right, Wolf Grey is definitely up to something; she actually became partners with Wolf Grey and his gang.
She clearly selected four random combinations!
Leopard Chong: "...We're not that close."
It seems even more like it now.
Wolf Taihui suddenly perked up, his eyes sparkling. He shoved aside the thoughtful Leopard Chong with his rear end, shyly flicked his tail, and said generously, "We're familiar with each other, you can touch mine!"
Jiang Xianwan: "...Then forget it."
Last night, she plucked all the hairs off Sirius's tail and cried loudly.
I've had enough.
I've really touched it enough.
This shattered Wolf's fragile heart, causing him to lose interest throughout the journey.
He looked at his tail suspiciously at least twenty times, then grabbed Leopard Chong and asked, "Isn't my tail pretty?"
Leopard Chong: "Beautiful! Every hair on its tail gleams with an unparalleled noble luster, making the demon want to bow down in worship!"
He knows how to flatter.
"Then why doesn't she touch my tail?"
Wolf Taihui looked jealously at the tail peeking out from under Leopard Chong's robes, then darted over to Jiang Xianwan in a few strides, grabbed the tail, and thrust it forward, saying in a deep voice, "Touch!"
Jiang Xianwan: "...?"
What kind of crazy thing is this wolf doing, blowing north and south winds?
She stared at the large, silver-gray tail in front of her for ten seconds, then shook her head and refused again, "No need."
I petted her all night last night, and now she gets a bit stressed whenever she sees a tail.
"No way!" Wolf Grey suddenly became agitated, his tail practically shoving into her face, and shouted, "If you're a friend, then touch me!"
Leopard and the other demons: "..." Are there really people who are so eager to be touched?
How shameless!
Demons always value their tails and wings highly, and will never allow anyone else to touch them except their Daoist partner and closest blood relatives.
That rich and roguish female cultivator in the black market was the only one who could stand up to her; anyone else would have been hunted down and killed by the demons long ago.
As for last night, the fact that Jiang Xianwan and his group didn't have their heads twisted by the demons of the Demon Capital shows just how formidable their fighting power is.
Wolf was too stubborn. He pointed at Leopard Charge, his handsome face showing a look of grievance.
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