Chapter 244 We can't play here... uh
Does he look like he's sleeping at home?
She also brought her own?
Do we really have to be this considerate?
Elder Ming chuckled coldly, his expression chillingly cold.
"Your junior brother's first batch of pills yesterday smelled like shit!"
Do you think you're any better than him?
These two brats can tell what kind of shit they want to poop just by sticking their butts out!
In short, it's not a good mess either way!
Yesterday, he wasn't watching for a second, and Lin Yujin quickly dumped out a pot of shit-smelling pills.
He whipped her hard with the spiritual plant a few times before she reluctantly and forced to pick up a tiny bit of conscience... She tossed around the fruit-flavored pills half the night, very unwilling to accept it.
Lin Yujin was a little unhappy, pouting, "What's wrong with shit? We should be grateful to have something to eat!"
"Right, junior sister?"
Jiang Xianwan nodded, "Yes! As long as it's edible, that's fine."
The elder standing there: "..." What do you mean, "right"?
Why aren't you two eating?
Do they really have to eat this stuff?
Will I die if I don't add that spiritual plant?
They'd rather die than eat shit!
Several elders cast reproachful and resentful glances at Elder Ming in unison.
Look at the evil spirits in your house, they're trying to make my disciple eat shit.
Elder Ming, you're supposed to be an elder, how can you let two brats shit on your head like that?
Men are most afraid of being told they can't do it.
In response, Elder Ming grabbed Lin Yujin and Jiang Xianwan by the ears, saying, "You little brats! Who's the elder, you or me!"
"You two are really something! How about we let you be the elders instead? Huh?"
Jiang Xianwan and his three senior brothers immediately said in unison, "It's not impossible!"
The new wave pushes the old wave aside, and the old wave should also die on the beach.
Jiang Xianwan: "Elder Su! Congratulations!"
Lin Yujin: "Elder Bai! Congratulations to you too!"
Su Qingliu: "Elder Jiang! Congratulations to you too!"
Bai Ziye: "Elder Lin, congratulations to you too!"
Elder Ming: "...?" He just retired like that?
Take a deep breath, full of energy.
"Get out! Don't make me slap you!"
"Keep that pot of shit from last night for yourselves!"
"Playing with poop is not allowed here!"
"And you must never force others to eat shit!"
Lin Qingran: "..."
The other five sect elders, who remained silent, were speechless.
To be honest, shouldn't you take a look at yourself first?
I don't know who it was, but on their very first day there, they were full of vigor and managed to refine a batch of pills that smelled like shit!
The disciples of the other five sects hadn't even stepped into the Void Ancient Realm yet, and hadn't even put the Rejuvenation Pill in their mouths.
Suddenly, they all convulsed and collapsed at the entrance to the Void Ancient Realm, foaming at the mouth.
They thought the evil spirits below had escaped, and their entire group was wiped out on the spot!
Who knew that they were all wiped out by Elder Ming?
Su Qingliu and the other two: "..."
Don't say it.
Their reputation and public image as the Taixu Sect are really... quite authoritative.
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Let's put aside reputation and word-of-mouth for now.
She had every reason to suspect that if it weren't for the crucial matter of Dan Guan, Elder Ming would have happily refined a batch of shit-smelling pills himself.
After all, every time he mentioned the word "shit" just now, it was like he triggered some kind of mechanism.
Their faces couldn't help but reveal a deep sense of regret...being restricted in their performance and unable to prove their charm.
Li Weiyun and the other disciples of Taicao Peak now make sure to add a bit of excrement flavor to whatever pill they're refining.
It was precisely because of the diligence and hard work of these disciples that the Taixu Sect's uniquely made pills quickly became a hit in the two realms and three domains.
Elder Ming must at least tacitly approve of this.
It's likely that his strong support was also indispensable behind the scenes.
Jiang Xianwan silently picked up the pot... and his remaining conscience.
For the safety of other disciples, and also to salvage even a little of the notorious and stereotypical image of their Taixu Sect.
How about some peaches, grapes, watermelon, mangoes, or something like that?
Seeing Jiang Xianwan come to her side and start flipping the wok, Lin Qingran couldn't pretend not to see him.
After struggling for a while, he stiffly put down a spiritual plant.
Despite the violent churning in her stomach, she forced a smile.
"Junior Sister Jiang."
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Is she alright?
Even after being dumped in a cesspool, he can still nonchalantly and willingly come forward.
Why is she so upset?
Why couldn't she think straight?
Jiang Xianwan was unsure whether Lin Qingran had come to terms with it or...
If this happened to her, well... she definitely wouldn't have been able to handle it!
Thinking of the scene where Lin Qingran was pinned on the filth, Jiang Xianwan couldn't help but silently move the pot two meters to the left.
Su Qingliu took three large strides, then took two more steps to the left.
Jiang Xianwan then said, "Oh."
Lin Qingran: "..."
Looking at the familiar scene, Lin Qingran swayed again.
Along with hatred and fear, there was also... an urge to vomit!
Jiang Xianwan was clearly disgusted with her!
Just now, he deliberately tried to refine some kind of shit-smelling pill, which was also a veiled insult that she ate shit!
Under a pair of distorted and ferocious gazes, none of the four Jiang Xianwans spared her a second glance.
Elder Ming glanced at Lin Qingran.
What are they planning now that this plague has caused such a great disaster?
He kicked the elder of the Eternal Sect, pointed at him with a glare, and sneered silently: "Look at your jinx's eyes, those eyes that seem to want to eat my kid up!"
Elder of the Eternal Sect: "..." He closed his eyes helplessly.
Is it his fault?
Doesn't he want to care?
Is it even within his control?
She almost ate his sect leader!
The other two Northern Elders silently lowered their heads.
They pretended to be tacitly aware of everything...
Since the Xuan Gu Competition, these two have revealed each other's identities and exposed each other's furnace physiques, causing the relationship between the two realms to reach an unprecedented level of tension.
The six elders met in the Void Ancient Realm.
Elder Ming and two other elders from the other two major sects in the Southern Territory were busy refining pills and dissecting strange beasts, running around like dogs.
Even so, they never forgot to use veiled insults, insinuations, and barbs to relentlessly harass those innocent bystanders who were implicated.
They're already physically exhausted from all the work, but being criticized makes them mentally exhausted too.
The disciples from various sects in the Southern Realm who came to the Ancient Void Realm were even more outstanding than their predecessors.
Upon first meeting, he spat at people, claiming to be a descendant of an ancient clan...
I'm not even going to pretend anymore.
Before the deathly aura could destroy the two realms, they first sparked a fierce battle that would last until death.
Really... let it be destroyed.
I don't want to work a single day of this shift!
The three Northern Elders were all exhausted, both physically and mentally.
With vacant eyes and a numb face, he mechanically picked up the spiritual plant and threw it into the alchemy furnace.
It's written all over his body—
Working hard... Please don't disturb me.
Silence...is not a crime.
If one must say they are guilty, then Heaven will punish them.
Instead of letting those foul-mouthed bastards from the South Territory torment their fragile minds all day long.
Lin Qingran: "..."
She was surrounded by a particularly strange atmosphere.
One word is "shit" all the time.
They even said they'd eat shit.
Having eaten several mouthfuls of excrement, Lin Qingran couldn't hold back any longer. Seeing that Jiang Xianwan was about to say something, she suddenly swayed and leaned on the table, gagging several times.
Afraid of hearing that word again, I interrupted loudly without thinking.
"I heard you encountered a tornado in the Demon Realm and went missing for a few days?"
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