Chapter 268 I Suck
Emperor Yin's gaze naturally fell on her hand, and Jiang Xianwan finally took out the stone in front of those strange beasts.
Gazing at the tiny tombstone, he was momentarily lost in thought, his soul seemingly torn apart as if a thunderbolt had exploded within the depths of his being.
The shock left me with a blank, white vision, and my eyes were covered by a scarlet membrane.
"ha……"
A low, hoarse laugh, tinged with blood and foam, emanated a strange calm before the all-consuming darkness of the end times.
As time flows through the sands of time, the ancient silence amidst thousands of mountains and valleys has plowed deep scars into the depths of his soul.
Cold is not soft.
"Their fate is in my hands."
The stars in my field of vision, one after another, are like candle flames extinguished invisibly, vanishing in an instant, leaving only a suffocating void.
Di Yin's fingertips, which were forming hand seals, began to tremble uncontrollably. His entire body's bones broke in the blindingly white light, revealing his stark white bones.
Suddenly, I felt pain, and my whole body began to tremble slightly.
The stench of blood, mixed with the gasps of a trapped beast struggling, was muffledly squeezed from his chest.
"In your...heart..."
The crimson in his eyes vanished in an instant. Jiang Xianwan was beside him, her tone suddenly becoming irritable, but in that instant she pulled him out of the deepest despair and soothed his pain.
"Stop fucking playing dead, get on your sucking!"
Di Yin: "..."
tombstone:"……"
She failed to see the fleeting, piercing crimson in Di Yin's eyes, and the momentary daze.
Hearing the ear-piercing screams around me, I had absolutely no patience left.
Amidst Di Yin's somewhat dazed and adorable reaction, he threw the tombstone in his hand as if it were worthless, slamming it hard onto the ground.
Then, he stomped on it hard, and pulled out a hundred-pound brick in the process.
"If you don't take it, I'll smash you to pieces right now!"
Di Yin: "..." Ah, Wanwan is so cute.
Tombstone: "..." Damn! Even a mad dog isn't as bad as her.
Listen to this, is this even human language?
Heartless dead woman, I used to hit her with it when we fought, now I hit her first when we fight.
It ran down with great difficulty, its body torn and mangled by the power of time and space. Who was it all for?
Isn't it all for that heartless, ruthless woman?
She's fine, though.
Even in this sorry state, a leopard can't change its spots!
I originally thought that since she had a son, accepted these men, and even learned to act cute, she would definitely treat the adorable dog gently.
Looking at it now... well, it's laughable.
Unless the laws of Heaven collapse.
The tombstone was trying to play dead. Anyway, her cultivation level was as low as a blade of grass, and there was nothing she could do about it. At most, she would get a good beating when she remembered it later.
However, he couldn't resist the deep-seated fear he had of this perverted woman.
Besides, Jiang Xianwan discovered it herself, so it can't be considered that she broke the contract, right?
After thinking about it, feeling unconvinced... he dodged.
In that instant, both of them noticed.
Di Yin stared intently at the palm-sized tombstone, his vision blurring again. Jiang Xianwan's heart stirred, and he bent down to scoop it up.
It was definitely that piece of junk that did it!
Was 'Wait' also damaged by it?
It even caused her to be chased around by the monster for so many rounds.
Uncle can tolerate this, but Aunt cannot!
A sudden surge of inexplicable anger welled up in Jiang Xianwan, and her tone was more irritated than ever before, "Why didn't you say so earlier!"
"Come on! Have a smoke!"
But she clearly forgot that the kind of owner a person is determines the kind of tombstone they will have.
Jiang Xianwan is cold-blooded and ruthless, like a walking Yama. Before dealing with others, he never utters a single word.
Without giving the person a word, they went up and crossed their name off the Book of Life and Death.
Under her influence, the tombstone bears a striking resemblance to its owner; if she dislikes someone, she'll immediately attack them.
Sometimes Jiang Xianwan had to slam his fist on the ground a couple of times to discipline them.
"snort."
A haughty, disdainful snort escaped the faint sound amidst the rising and falling roars of the strange beasts.
Di Yin and Jiang Xianwan heard everything clearly, and they exchanged a surprised glance.
This piece of junk can even hum?
It actually possesses sentience?
Di Yin was even more surprised that he couldn't see through the tombstone at all.
If it hadn't spoken on its own initiative, he wouldn't have been able to detect the spirit within the stele.
Jiang Xianwan looked at the blurry figure standing in the void, surrounded by spiritual light. That person was Yun Weize.
Fearing he might do something that would make him a vessel for her, the rage in her heart was suddenly unleashed by its snort.
Her face was as cold as frost. She remained silent, knelt on one knee, and pressed the seemingly arrogant tombstone to the ground.
Tombstone: "..." My God, is this perverted woman possessed by an evil spirit?
Does this mean we have to perform the ritual of kneeling and kowtowing three times and kowtowing nine times before it?
If you want it to die, just...
Clang! Clang! Clang!
Three solid, forceful sounds!
Holding a brick, Jiang Xianwan's stoic yet indifferent expression and emotionless voice gave the tombstone the illusion that it was about to embark on its journey.
Suddenly, it overlapped with the past.
"If you don't take it, I'll send you to your death first!"
That familiar little feeling!
The tombstone trembled, and a voice, warm as a spring breeze, hurriedly said, "I'll inhale! I'll inhale! I'll inhale right now!"
Di Yin: "..."
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Does it have some incurable brain disease?
So you like this rough and tumble style?
"But there's too much death energy; I can't inhale it all."
The death energy in the Void Ancient Realm is somewhat special. It was once tainted by that evil creature, who somehow managed to catalyze it, making it extremely malevolent.
In response to its reply, Jiang Xianwan pressed it down and proceeded to deliver another barrage of bricks to its head.
"If you don't finish it, I'll kill you!"
This little thing seems to have masochistic tendencies; it can't stand a single kind word.
The fact that he managed to smash "wait" shows he's an unruly child.
Mustard seed, etc., seized the opportunity to complain tearfully: "Yes! It smashed me to pieces as soon as it came up!"
"Wanwan, Wanwan, it hurts so much."
"I need to sleep."
Tombstone: "..." Do you believe me if I slap you in the face?
What kind of creature dares to let Jiang Xianwan give it a good thrashing?
Jiang Xianwan never even gave it a puff!
The tombstone trembled with rage, its curses spitting out in heart-wrenching, wavy lines: "You broken, rotten, ugly, and useless little bastard..."
Bang!
A sound.
Jiang Xianwan gave it another brick of loving education.
"Shut up!"
This tombstone has such a foul mouth; I wonder who it learned it from!
Tombstone: "..." Damn it.
Who can it learn from?
Doesn't she have any self-awareness?
Why don't you look in the mirror?
It's quite reasonable to suspect that the one you can't go back to might be it!
Just for a useless and ugly broken sword!
How could they treat their pet, who shares the same pants with her, like this?!
It's going to show Jiang Xianwan who she should be the one to bully!
Jiang Xianwan hurled the tombstone forcefully towards the barrier, while Di Yin subtly opened a gap with his fingertips. The two worked together seamlessly.
The tombstone didn't fall to the ground; it floated leisurely into the air, smug and arrogant.
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