Chapter 27 Beautiful Mental State
The Mushroom King trembled in fright and cried out in anguish, "Protect the Emperor! Protect the Emperor! Protect the Emperor!"
Jiang Xianwan, burning with enthusiasm, rushed over: "Your Majesty! I'm here!"
'Whoosh!'
Jiang Xianwan missed her.
"Huh? Where are my mushrooms?"
She stood there blankly, staring at the mushroom army that had vanished into thin air, then looking down at the crater in the ground.
Tsk~
little things.
Did she think that because it was hidden underground, she couldn't pull it out?
Who do you think you are!
A wicked smile, full of confidence, crept onto Jiang Xianwan's lips.
He threw down the pot, pulled out two shovels, and with his left and right hands combined, his eyes fell on the largest mushroom-shaped hole.
"I've found you."
"Surprised?!"
"Unexpected, isn't it!"
Pooh!
Accident my ass!
It's more likely that something bad will happen to it!
The Mushroom King was so frightened he almost fainted.
"withdraw!"
"withdraw!"
"Get out of here!"
"She wants to fire me!"
However, it was protected in the very center by the other mushrooms.
The mushrooms were packed so tightly together that they became increasingly chaotic, unable to move an inch and even causing serious stampedes.
Jiang Xianwan stood on the uneven ground, leisurely watching their dying struggles.
She suddenly smiled charmingly, "Do you know what these two shovels of mine are called?"
Mushroom King: ...What's your name?
Jiang Xianwan held up a shovel and said, "This shovel is called Chu Yi (初一)."
Mushroom Army: What about the other one?
Jiang Xianwan then raised another one, saying, "This one is called Fifteen."
Of course, it's all made up.
Mushroom King: Why are you telling me all this? I don't care what they're called! You better stop the hell first!
"That means you can run away on the first day of the month, but you can't hide on the fifteenth!"
After saying that, the two shovels left afterimages as they dug.
Mushroom King: Aaaaaaah! She threatened me!
Jiang Xianwan felt no shame whatsoever and sincerely called out, "My darling, I'm taking you home!"
Mushroom King: You're going to take me home?! Do you think I believe that?! Are you sure you're not sending me to my death?!
Two men, gazing at this scene from the Lianfutai Pavilion, fell into a long silence.
The Southern Emperor even slowly rubbed his eyes.
Di Yin tightly gripped the rather spectacular blush on the girl's cheek, his expression dazed, a flicker of light in his eyes.
Three years later, she has lost weight and her waist has become even more slender.
Her appearance has also blossomed.
Even deliberately smeared birthmarks cannot conceal them; they are as radiant as peach blossoms, dazzling to the eye.
She was more lively and radiant than when she was with him.
Di Yin didn't feel unfamiliar, but...
Unexpected.
Her name isn't Jiang Zaozao.
Instead... it was Jiang Xianwan.
Late evening.
He closed his eyes briefly, his knuckles slowly curling up. After the initial joy, a bittersweet feeling arose within him.
The longsword on the table, suppressed by a wisp of spiritual energy, hummed incessantly, as if it too was aggrieved.
Upon hearing the names of her two iron shovels, Yun Weize glanced at the longsword that exuded a resentful aura and was almost shattered, and couldn't help but let out a pleasant chuckle.
Finally, he spoke his first honest opinion today.
"Not bad, you look quite radiant."
Di Yin, so you like this kind of personality?
It's quite a coincidence; I never expected to find it right in front of me after searching for so long.
He became a disciple of the Taixu Sect, taking Fengyi's place as his vassal.
Yun Weize watched with a smile in his eyes, bending one long leg up.
Di Yin pursed his lips, his cool voice carrying a barely perceptible hint of grievance, "Liar."
Where is Zaozao?
Yun Weize: "...?"
Here, Jiang Xianwan dug out a two-meter-deep pit and successfully dug out the mushroom king.
Roll up your sleeves and start stuffing things into the pot.
One side is blocked, the other is filled with sorrow.
"The mushrooms are so big that they can't all be put in one pot."
"I should have bought a bigger pot."
They even took out a pot and put it on its head.
"Or should I cut it into pieces? I'm still waiting to snatch the jade pendant to earn money to support my family. Wouldn't this delay things?"
Cut into pieces?
The Mushroom King was already terrified.
The mushroom army, in particular, performed their duties diligently and began to mourn.
Hesitant and muttering, echoing in my head.
Why are you crying!
It's not dead yet!
I'm crying!
All you do is cry!
They cried away all their good fortune!
The Mushroom King was trapped between two pots, unable to escape or jump out.
Seeing her pull out a stack of talismans on her own, he trembled with fear.
Stop adding it! Stop adding it!
Seriously, don't add it!
If you fire me, you can only eat me once. But if you keep me, I can give you a whole bunch of babies!
In extreme fear, the Mushroom King spewed out a bunch of mushrooms, which directly pushed open the pot lid above its head.
"Huh?" Jiang Xianwan subconsciously extinguished the flame. "So it was a girl?"
Mushroom King: ...
"Could you possibly give birth to someone as big as you?"
Mushroom King: ...Yes!
Even if it's impossible, it has to be possible!
It doesn't want to die!
They'll still be driven to despair!
Jiang Xianwan looked at the fallen mushrooms on the ground, disbelieving, and demanded that they prove it on the spot, "Then you give birth to one for me now."
Mushroom King: Do you think this is taking a dump?! At least give me some time to process this!
Also, whose baby could be this big?
The crazy women not only want to eat its valiant and mighty Mushroom King, but also its unborn Mushroom Princess!
She's so audacious, even though we're both girls!
Faced with Jiang Xianwan's cool gaze, Mushroom King still had to bend his back, which he had kept straight for half his life, and had no choice but to submit to his tyranny.
Shaking his weak and helpless self violently, he negotiated with her: Give me some time to think things over, or you can grab the jade pendant first, and I'll slowly give birth to your child.
Strangely enough, Jiang Xianwan understood.
After hesitating for a moment, he nodded and said, "Okay."
The whole pot, including the king mushroom, was quickly stuffed into the mustard seed bag.
The remaining mushroom army was dumbfounded.
Seeing Jiang Xianwan take the Mushroom King hostage and leave, they quickly discussed the matter and the dog began to secretly dig a hole to follow them.
The elders were even more bewildered.
They were all as quiet as chickens.
How do these two communicate so seamlessly?
Jiang Xianwan hadn't gone far when she encountered an inner disciple.
Jiang Xianwan stopped, and the army of mushrooms that had been quietly surging underground also stopped.
Two pairs of eyes met in mid-air, sparks flying.
The young man drew his sword with a backhand motion, "Excuse me!"
Jiang Xianwan slightly raised her hand, "Excuse me!"
"Clang!"
A cold glint flashed, and the young man slashed down with his sword.
At the same time, Jiang Xianwan calmly waved his hand.
"Men, if you don't want the big mushroom to die, charge!"
The mushrooms: Have you no shame? You're just letting them go first?
Unexpected events can happen so suddenly and without warning.
The disciple had just unleashed a dazzling burst of cold light when, before he could even react, he was instantly engulfed by an endless tide of mushrooms that appeared out of nowhere.
The secret realm was fraught with danger. Although he had taken antidote pills beforehand, he was still no match for the massive army of mushrooms and the overwhelming poisonous fog.
In the blink of an eye, the disciple was already riding on the mushroom, his eyes unfocused, drooling as he hugged the mushroom with a smug look on his face.
Jiang Xianwan pushed through the mushrooms and pressed him to pull out a jade pendant.
Looking at the disciples who had been teleported out and were still surging on the ground, the elders fell into deep thought once again.
Why is the future of the Taixu Sect suddenly becoming unclear?
Would bringing them back be a... terrible mistake?
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