Chapter 315 Kindergarten
Back in the Thirty-Three Palaces, Jiang Xianwan prepared to summon the three kings to inquire about the situation in the two realms and two regions.
At this moment, the sky hangs low, the myriad stars and rivers flow, and the Milky Way gradually appears in the sky.
A cacophony of noise rose and fell, far drowning out the chirping of insects and the sounds of animals all around. She instinctively looked up into the distance.
His lips twitched instantly.
Are these idiots her soldiers?
Everyone says that cultivators from different realms are mentally ill, and looking at it this way, they're definitely... right!
At first glance, they are incredibly diverse and varied.
Some hung from tree branches, swaying happily; others lay sprawled on the ground, rolling around; still others squatted on the street, huddled together playing dice; and some even rode on rooftops, singing at the top of their lungs…
In short, they do all sorts of things.
And you can never guess what they'll do next.
Like that demon who suddenly and secretly touched the chicken demon's butt and plucked out its most beautiful tail feathers.
She actually used someone's tail hair... to clean their ears?
All right.
The two have already started fighting.
So, is it absolutely necessary to clean out this earwax?
Jiang Xianwan: "..." He paused for a moment.
As his divine sense spread out slightly, a cacophony of voices rose from all directions and even further away.
Clear and easy to hear.
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
There was another long silence when they heard what they were discussing.
They're about to be attacked at their doorstep, aren't you even a little bit nervous?
Why are you in such a hurry?
"Aww, I'm so happy! I'm fighting alongside the Emperor!"
"Are these idiots from the Ancient Realm looking down on us? We could easily take on five of them!"
"Have you eaten too much shit? After you take down those four, why don't you go after the Void Ancient Realm cultivators? Focus on one, and nobody will survive!"
"Who are you calling a jerk?! I clearly ate three eggs for dinner! And besides, I'll fuck you first, then I'll fuck them!"
"Eggs? You bastard, you stole my eggs again?! Give me back my daughter and son!!!"
"Waaaaah... Your Majesty, that bastard stole my eggs again—!!! You must stand up for me and my unborn baby!"
"Forget it, I wonder who cooked their own egg last time!"
"Why wait until the day after tomorrow! Why not now! I'm itching to fight right now!"
"My Emperor! My restless body and fiery heart are burning for you, I can't wait even a second longer! Can we set off happily right now?"
"Your Majesty? My Emperor? Are you there? Are you there? If you are, please answer me!"
"Your Majesty! Once our boundary markers are planted all over the Xuangu region, could you consider making me the fourth king? Of course, I won't be king for nothing. I just laid two ostrich eggs today, and I'll make soup with them for you!"
"Anyway, it's definitely not because I don't want to hatch eggs! But honestly, being single is so great...hehe..."
"Your Majesty! Do you know? My skin is itching again! You haven't hit me for six months! Six months! Where have you been all this time! Don't you ever know where you are?"
"Do you know how I've been these past six months? Where is my Emperor? Where is my Emperor's mighty fist? No matter where my Emperor is, rain or shine, I'll be waiting for you on Spring Breeze Avenue!"
"Your Majesty, can Yingying come with you? Yingying is already three years old! Yesterday, I knocked down a master with one punch! As for that Demon Emperor, Yingying can take care of him!"
The experienced driver: "..." Forget it! He just doesn't want to take care of kids! He could knock out ten kids with one punch!
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Life is not easy, even the World Emperor sighs.
Three eggs! Putting aside the fact that the chicken demon laid and ate them herself, he ate the chicken demon's son and daughter, so it's no wonder he got beaten.
Furthermore, it's clear that the ostrich demon had no intention of hatching the eggs or procreating, and just wanted to enjoy itself!
Hey you, if you're itching for a beating, go rub your face against a jujube tree. She's busy too, okay?
Oh, pick more jujubes from the trees next time.
Also, ostrich eggs? She'd never actually eaten them before.
That little girl who was whimpering, she's three years old, which is quite old.
He knocked down an old master with one punch; that's no better than her.
but.
cannot!
The World King declares that it rejects child labor!
And you lot, can't you wait to die?
Are you guys itching for a fight?
Boundary markers are planted all over Xuangu?
Is it possible that the graves that are planted all over the ancient world are our own?
Do these oversized socks, which go crazy from top to bottom and then from bottom to top, have any sense of self-preservation?
Jiang Xianwan couldn't help but clap her hands twice.
To be honest, she's quite impressive to be able to manage a realm like this.
Anyway... no normal person could possibly manage something like this!
No wonder other realms don't associate with this realm; their thought processes are simply unbelievable.
I can't keep up at all.
Jiang Xianwan stood quietly on the steps, watching the chaotic and noisy scene unfold, a hint of doting smile flashing in her eyes.
As I laughed, an indescribable bittersweet feeling welled up in my heart.
She was never alone.
There are always people behind her, of course, there are demons and monsters too.
He recklessly followed in her footsteps.
She never looked back, nor did she ever see it.
At this moment, the sounds of wind and noise, stars and moonlight all surged into my consciousness.
She watched and listened for a while, then gave up the idea of going to the two realms and two domains on her own.
If she were to abandon them, these stubborn humans, demons, and monsters would probably wail and chase after her.
Jiang Xianwan remained silent for a long time.
Thinking about it carefully, it seems she didn't really care about them, let alone brainwash them!
Is this definitely not some kind of pyramid scheme?
How did they brainwash themselves?
This love is truly profound.
But the passage of time did not allow her to remain immersed in such a heartwarming scene.
A major battle is imminent.
And her three kings, summoned by her, finally... rolled onto the altar.
It really was rolled.
Not an exaggeration at all.
That rolling, scrambling mass of characters, muttering curses, didn't stop them from tearing at each other's clothes.
Jiang Xianwan stood there expressionless for a while, then pinched the bridge of her nose with a hint of helplessness. "Have you made enough of a scene?"
Back when the realm was first established, these three were the most enthusiastic about rolling around.
They rolled onto her lap, and three more kings appeared in the realm.
Ever since those three became kings, she hasn't had a single day of peace and quiet.
Xin Yi and his group often brought demons and monsters to bother her, swarming around her like a bunch of insects under her nose.
No talent, yet still insists on jumping.
Not only does it dance, but it also often catches all sorts of strange and unusual beasts, staring at her longingly and insisting that she hug it.
Just imagine her altar, where every day there's the constant blaring of trumpets and suonas, the chattering of people cracking sunflower seeds, and the mournful howls of ghosts and wolves.
She felt that... she was actually quite patient.
With difficulty, Mu Shang stretched out an arm, offering her his Er Kang-like hand: "Wait... Ouch!"
Xin Yi, who snapped his arm back, yelled, "Who the hell are you making wait! Say that again, who the hell are you making wait!"
Fei Yu swung a punch at him: "You bastard! You dare keep the Emperor waiting! You think you're all grown up now? You don't even respect the Emperor anymore! I'll hit you—!"
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