Chapter 353 Laughing so loudly
Jiang Xianwan withdrew her sympathetic gaze and slowly took out a bowl of chilled lychees.
His earnest, focused expression as he ate drew the attention of the chattering cultivators around him.
The three boys squatting not far away suddenly found that the sunflower seeds in their hands didn't smell good at all.
Shui Lian threw down the melon seeds, sprinted through the crowd, and pushed the two demons beside her down onto the pile of fallen people, forcing a path through them.
The man, who was very familiar with her, squatted down, shifted his position, and rubbed against the tombstone beneath her, pushing her aside.
"Is it tasty?"
The cultivators, huddled together in a ball: "...?" Do you have any shame?
Jiang Xianwan: "...?"
I looked up and saw three familiar boys.
Three seconds of silence.
"It's delicious."
Yue Li took a long stride over the head of a demonic cultivator, then plopped down on it, squeezing her in the middle.
I don't believe it.
The demonic cultivator, whose mind had been shattered: "..." Believe it or not, I'll fucking beat you to death!
tombstone:"……!"
no.
What the heck... got on?
Tiger Girl... she just let them sit on her like that?!
More than three hundred years have passed, and these idiots in their family are still so mentally unstable?
If it hadn't been held down by the tiger girls, it would have given them both big bumps on the head!
Even if it's your own property, you can't use your backside... uh...
As another buttock landed, the tombstone, which was about to burst into curses... fell into a long period of contemplation.
Miyin was a step too slow, and reluctantly squeezed behind her, her chin almost touching her shoulder, her head peeking out from the side of her neck.
His eyes were fixed intently on the translucent lychee on her fingertip, without blinking.
"Unless you let me try it!"
Jiang Xianwan, who was having some difficulty breathing due to being squeezed, was speechless.
"I take back what I just said, it doesn't taste good."
"Not tasty?" Yue Li blinked her bright eyes, but one hand had already quietly grabbed her wrist. "I don't believe it."
Shui Lian's series of small actions were completely unnoticed.
He grabbed her other wrist, pressed it against his lap, and moved even closer.
"Unless you let me try it right now, immediately."
Miyin lowered his chin and placed it firmly on her shoulder and neck, with a righteous and self-righteous look on his face, as if to say, "You better beg me to try it."
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
So you insist on having to try it?
Whether it's sweet or not, you have to taste it, right?
What else can we do?
It's our own property, so we should pamper it.
"Please, try it!"
However.
Her bold move was clearly a miscalculation.
Shui Lian pushed the two faces away with both hands, quickly snatched the lychee from her fingertips, and before she could take out two more basins, three hands grabbed the basins on her lap at the same time.
As expected.
The three of them started fighting again.
Yue Li raised her eyes angrily, "She gave it to me!"
Shui Lian nudged them with her wings while yelling, "Nonsense! She was looking at me just now!"
Miyin gripped the edge of the basin tightly, refusing to let go. "Let go, you two! This is mine!"
Jiang Xianwan, who was nearly crushed to death amidst the six arms, was speechless.
She knew!
They could vaguely see the man in blue robes being tightly surrounded by three teenagers, desperately trying to gather spirit stones, but they couldn't manage to collect enough. Hua Buxiu and the others' faces turned green.
Why……
Why... are there three more?!
Almost simultaneously, their pupils dilated in shock, and their fingers trembled with anger.
They frantically searched their mustard seed pouches, desperately looking for every inch of space, as if they could magically produce a few more spirit stones.
When Yue Li and the other two saw two more pots of lychees suddenly appear in front of them, the fight instantly turned into a battle with a winner.
Five minutes later.
The three of them then tacitly surrounded Jiang Xianwan, grabbed her hands, and frantically tried to pry the sunflower seeds she had just picked out...
Listen closely in the distance, and you'll hear Feng Huixue and the others... have already started bargaining.
Jiang Xianwan pressed her throbbing temples, her tone helpless, "Don't you guys have them yourselves?"
Without even thinking, Yue Li retorted, "How can that be the same!"
Shui Lian tugged at her sleeve while shouting, "Yours is delicious! I want to eat yours!"
Miyin wrapped her arms around her shoulders from behind, then scratched her, saying, "They've all eaten! What's wrong with me taking a couple of bites from you!"
Two more minutes passed.
The three of them, like bandits, started tearing open her scrotum.
Yue Li: "You must have other delicious food. I want more!"
Shui Lian: "I don't care! Quick! Open it!"
Miyin: "Share with friends!"
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
That's enough!
You three good-for-nothings!
The house is about to explode, and they're still eating!
A minute later, the three boys were happily hugging a leg full of food.
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
never mind.
What's wrong with the child eating something?
It's still our own property.
She sat in the middle with her eyes glazed over, watching the three boys, who looked like three big rats, munching away around her.
Every now and then, I numbly open my mouth and am forced to eat the snacks that three hands stuff into my mouth, chewing them mechanically a few times.
When he released his divine sense, he looked at Di Yin and the others again... and they were still in the same place.
The reason is...
They couldn't gather enough spirit stones, and Feng Huixue, with her fiery temper, and Fei Ling, who had a crazy personality, couldn't stand it anymore!
He pushed away Yun Weize, who was unable to bear it any longer and shamelessly tried to scare away the female cultivators with his cultivation level.
"Why waste your breath on them!"
Using cultivation level to suppress someone? Isn't that just asking for trouble?
Didn't they notice the male cultivators around them staring intently at them with their eyes wide open?
Each of them, their expressions clearly said—
Do you still want to bully the weak?
Why don't you try it?
Should we check how many of us there are first?
Believe it or not, we can spit you all out with a single spit!
Hua Buxiu: "..." Enough! You think you're right just because you're weak!
Yun Weize: "..." He had a vulgar remark he didn't know whether he should say it or not!
Su Qingliu: "..." I can't hold it in any longer!
Bai Ziye: "..." Day.
Lin Yujin: "..." That's hilarious.
Feng Huixue has a bad temper.
Fei Ling has never been someone easy to get along with.
The two chuckled coldly, and suddenly... raised their hands and took off their masks.
"Should we let them pass or not?"
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
As expected, an unexpected event is about to occur.
Everything went exactly as expected.
All I heard was...
The place was initially enveloped in an eerie, deathly silence, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Immediately afterwards.
Suddenly, a whole area erupted...
A burst of laughter erupted as the children shouted "Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose!"
Some monks even laughed so hard they pounded the ground, tears streaming down their faces.
"Hehehehehe! I'm dying of laughter! Demon Emperor? Ahahahahahaha! I must say, this illusion is quite convincing!"
"Hahahaha! Demon Emperor? How about you transform into the Northern Emperor as well? And don't forget the silver hair!"
Why would a dignified Demon Emperor and Demon King come to this kind of crowded place where humans crammed together demons and demons huddled together?
Don't you even bother to write a draft before lying?
Fei Ling: "...!"
Feng Huixue: "...!"
Di Yin was unusually anxious in his life. With his jade-white fingertips, he lifted the veil, revealing his smooth forehead and flowing silver hair, with a layer of fine sweat on his nose.
Her voice was clear and melodious, like pearls falling onto a jade plate.
"I am the Northern Emperor."
There was another brief moment of deathly silence.
Fei Ling and Feng Huixue stared blankly, their faces filled with disbelief.
When the tsunami-like laughter erupted again from all directions, the two closed their eyes in despair, their upright bodies swaying slightly.
"Hahahaha! Silver hair! He really has silver hair! I'm dying of laughter! Am I... the Northern Emperor?"
"Who is the Northern Emperor? Why would he come here? I'd rather be the Phoenix Sword Master!"
"I! I! I am the Southern Emperor!"
"Greetings, Southern Emperor!"
"Greetings, Sword Master Fengyi!"
"You may dispense with formalities!"
Hua Buxiu: "..."
Di Yin: "..."
Yun Weize: "..."
The other men: "..."
Is it... funny?
Does that sound funny?
They all fell into a profound silence, as if the sea had dried up and the rocks had crumbled.
real.
They were laughing very loudly.
I really want to... swear.
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
She laughed so hard her body trembled, and Yue Li and the other two trembled along with her.
Goose! ...
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