Chapter 372 Let's Break Up
"I touched your chest?" Ni Chang's eyelids twitched guiltily. She flicked her whip to bolster her aura, stubbornly refusing to admit it. "Stop trying to extort me! You're the one who deliberately bumped your chest into my hands! And you, Yue Li, if you hadn't tripped me first, would we have been swallowed up like this?!"
Yue Li pointed to the tip of her nose, then immediately switched to battle mode, "Me? I tripped you? You were the one who poked my foot with your foot! You haven't apologized to me yet!"
"Why should I apologize to you for stepping on me! Young man, I advise you not to be unreasonable!"
Wolf Too Gray: "If you want to go anywhere, you have to go somewhere else! Come back here! What gives you the right to decide to go north?"
Without a word, Miyin turned the corner and came back. She took two quick steps and shoved her face into Lang Taihui's, angrily demanding, "You think I'll just go west because you tell me to? What's wrong with me going north?"
Ni Chang: "Enough! You bunch of idiots who can't even tell east from west! I can't live like this anymore!"
"Who are you calling an idiot? You're the idiot! If you can't stand it, then don't stay!"
"You're all idiots!"
"Fine! You dare call me an idiot! Let's break up!"
"Fine, let's break off the friendship then!"
"Fine! We're breaking off all ties right now! I'm heading north!"
"They're all dogs! Anyway, I'm heading south!"
"Why should I! Even if it means certain death, you all have to head east today!"
"roll--!"
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Underworld Tomb: "..."
Is it even necessary to keep going like that?
Under the unspoken gazes of the two, they performed a vivid and authentic ritual of severing ties on the spot.
It's not over yet.
After finishing their business, they crossed their respective 38th parallels, grabbed each other's hair accessories, and twisted into a ball.
It was like a washing machine full of cursing fighters, spinning and vomiting, and the scene was quite out of control at one point.
"South!"
"Why should I!"
"Yes! Why should I! I'm going north!"
"Hilarious! We're not going north or south! We have to head east today!"
"What did you say? Say it again?!"
"I'll say it twice! East! East! It's east!"
"That won't work! Head west!"
Jiang Xianwan: "..." Silently took out a handful of melon seeds and sat down on a tree branch.
The person next to him, Mingmu, was speechless. He smoothly took a handful of sunflower seeds from Jiang Xianwan's hand.
no.
What exactly are they fighting?
Just because of directions?
Look at Baiyu, Langtaihui, and Shuilian, their fur is falling out like dandelion seeds.
Ni Chang's beautiful hair was quickly torn into a mess.
Three bright, large footprints were visible at the tip of the Netherworld's tail.
Miyin and Yueli looked as if they had rolled around in a pile of mud twice.
Hiding behind a tree, Beast, who had originally planned to have a big meal, was also staring wide-eyed, her cups practically steaming from the heat.
These guys... are they idiots?
Didn't anyone see it with its fierce eyes and bared teeth?
Is its presence really that weak?
Can't we just break off our friendship for a while?
Besides, we've already broken off relations, why should I care which way others go?
Is this really considered absolute or not?
Eating this... might affect my IQ, right?
Jiang Xianwan remained silent for a long time.
The tomb remained silent for a long time.
See?
The inherent discord between the two realms and three domains is vividly demonstrated in these individuals.
but.
Soon, they learned the cause and course of events from their grumbling conversation.
How did the little boat of friendship capsize so completely?
This morning, a secret place where dogs were lurking around suddenly appeared in the sky.
He chased after a group of cultivators and ate and feasted.
One big pile in one bite.
One big pile in one bite.
After eating several piles, they quickly disappeared.
When they reappeared again, they had moved to another location.
One big pile in one bite.
One big pile in one bite.
As for why Yue Li and the others were swallowed up together.
Ultimately, it all comes down to the fact that she was ambushed in the prosperous county.
This matter caused quite a stir, and the jade slips spread very quickly.
At that time, Yue Li and the other two were afraid that she would be too slow to run to the realm and they would not be able to wait to pick her up.
Coincidentally, when Youming and Nishang turned their heads, they found that their emperor had disappeared into thin air. They immediately realized that he had secretly run off to Fanhua County.
Without saying a word, he ran after them.
What happened next is obvious: they coincidentally came together and even formed a Three-Domain Search Team.
There's nothing wrong with forming a team, and there's nothing wrong with choosing a name.
Finding someone is naturally... no problem at all.
The problem is that they had a disagreement.
These individuals each have their own ideas and their own convictions, and none of them listen to the others.
One tells you to go east, another tells you to go west, and yet another tells you to go north...
Because they all have a strong intuition:
Jiang Xingxing and she must be in the east (west, south, or north)!
This strong intuition made everyone unwilling to yield to each other, and the few friendships they had quickly developed huge rifts.
One wants to go east, another wants to go west, yet another wants to go north, and still another wants to go south.
After arguing for a long time, they didn't move an inch.
Just as they were arguing heatedly, unable to figure out which way to go, a secret realm suddenly appeared above them and swallowed them whole.
but.
It doesn't matter.
This won't affect your performance.
Does it matter where you argue?
The moment their feet touched the ground, without moving an inch, they argued for ages over which direction to go.
Hearing this, Mingmu looked down at the group tearing at each other's buttocks and was shocked. "Why didn't any of them look in the middle?"
Does it have to be east, west, south, or north?
Jiang Xianwan is right here among them!
Just lift your head!
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
It was a lucky accident.
Honestly, if any of these people went anywhere, they probably wouldn't be able to find her.
Meanwhile, the others below were still pulling each other's hair and spinning around in place, maintaining a delicate and admirable balance.
Seeing that the sunflower seed shells were being thrown in their faces, and not a single one of them even looked up to look, Mingmu raised an eyebrow smugly.
Make a solemn vow.
"I've figured it out, putting it in the middle won't work either! If I can find this, I'll perform a handstand while eating shit!"
First of all, their starting point was good.
Secondly, they'd better not set off.
They're practically riding on their heads, can't you see that?!
Still looking for someone?
That's hilarious.
Jiang Xianwan: "...You really have some heavy tastes."
So what if I eat shit?
He's even doing a handstand!
What's so great about him being able to say "eat shit upside down"?
Do you think you're smarter than Yue Li and the others?
However, despite her intellectual disability, she was still quite moved.
What wonderful friends they have!
They actually thought of coming to find her and Xingxing!
Besides, we haven't seen each other for so many years, who understands the feeling of reunion with loved ones that brings tears to our eyes?
Seeing her friends fighting tooth and nail for her sake, Jiang Xianwan was moved to tears.
He immediately threw away the sunflower seed shells.
He stood up, looking refreshed.
"Looking at it this way, I'm definitely going to give my friends a big surprise today!"
The Underworld: "..." It's definitely a pleasant surprise, not a shock.
The tiger girls' lewd smiles make me suspect they're up to no good.
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