Chapter 43 Eating this fish affects IQ
Jiang Xianwan twitched her lips.
Are you suggesting she become a babysitter for a fish?
These days, even fish have babysitters?
Seeing that she was staring at him lecherously without saying a word, the dragon carp flicked its tail, sending water droplets splashing onto her face.
His fish-like face was full of sarcasm. "What are you looking at? You ignorant bumpkin!"
Jiang Xianwan, the country bumpkin, looked increasingly strange. "Are your horns real?"
The dragon carp raised its head arrogantly and scoffed.
Jiang Xianwan: "I don't believe you unless you let me touch it."
This big, fat fish is so white, even its horns are white. It looks so tender and delicious.
A dozen or so ways to cook fish flashed through my mind instantly.
Frying, steaming, boiling, stir-frying, and steaming.
"What did you say?" The dragon carp thought it had misheard, its fish eyes widening. "Touch... touch me..."
It was so angry that its fins trembled, and it was about to lash out at her with its tail when a net suddenly covered its head and face.
She continued speaking, her words still unfinished, "Horns? You, you know I am... Ugh!"
Before I could even react to what was happening, the whole fish was caught by a pair of warm hands, and then my two horns felt a tickle.
Dragon Carp: "...!!!"
It lay blankly in the net, its fish eyes wide open, reflecting the puzzled girl who was touching it.
no.
This fierce and powerful dragon carp was caught by a tattered spider web.
Its noble and beautiful little horn was touched by a little girl?
Jiang Xianwan was equally shocked.
These two dragon horns are actually real!
So, is this thing a dragon or a fish?
Indeed, the fantasy world is full of rare and mutated creatures.
Before Jiang Xianwan could finish her reflection, a bone-chilling coldness spread from her fingertips.
Looking down, she saw that the supple spider web had instantly frozen over, quickly spreading to her hands that were holding the fish.
It's fucking cold!
The entire dragon carp was trembling.
Not only was it held and its noble body touched, but what's worse, it was also caught in a tattered spider web!
The dragon carp, which had never been touched by anyone else, leaped up, smashed through the spider web, and sprayed a bubble at Jiang Xianwan.
The bubble looked harmless, but Jiang Xianwan felt a terrifying icy power and hurriedly rolled on the spot...
She really wanted to roll faster, but she couldn't roll at all!
As Jiang Xianwan shattered the frost on his hands, he promptly pulled out a stack of fire talismans the moment the bubble stickers appeared.
"Sizzle—"
The two collided, like fire meeting ice and snow, turning into hazy smoke.
The dragon carp was furious. It opened its mouth wide and spat out a series of bubbles again.
Jiang Xianwan decisively pulled out a sack of fire talismans and hugged it to his chest.
Dragon Carp: "..."
It had never seen such a dog-like person before. Furious, it flapped its fins and floated in mid-air, commanding, "Get away!"
"That won't do." Jiang Xianwan sat leisurely on the ground. "How can a fish have such a bad temper?"
He secretly decided that stir-frying the big fat fish was the perfect way to cook it.
fish?
The dragon carp was stunned at first, then flew into a rage, "You're saying I'm a fish?"
You brat, are your eyes on your butt?
Is it a fish?
It's a dragon carp!
Jiang Xianwan glanced at it suspiciously, her eyes clearly saying: Aren't you just a fish?
"Fish my foot!"
The dragon carp felt deeply insulted and wanted to whip her with its tail, but it was afraid of killing her and causing trouble, which would lead to its master punishing it.
He glared angrily with his fish-like eyes, spitting in her face, "Are you blind? Have you ever seen a fish that looks like me?!"
Jiang Xianwan stared at it intently for another three seconds. The dragon carp twisted its body, displaying its flesh from every angle, its tail practically lashing out at her face, trying to make her open her eyes wide and take a good look.
Look up at its noble body and dignified corners.
Tremble, humans!
As expected, Long Li saw the infatuated look in Jiang Xianwan's eyes, and... drool at the corner of his mouth?
No, was she so amazed by it that she was drooling?
As expected, the dragon carp held an exceptionally high status and was incomparably noble.
Considering how much she admires me, I'll reluctantly forgive her... um?
Jiang Xianwan swallowed hard and muttered, "So fat."
She still prefers spicy food.
Really fat?
The dragon carp froze completely. "W-what did you say?"
Jiang Xianwan snapped out of her daze, met a pair of fish eyes that were practically bulging out of their sockets, and said righteously, "I said I'm really bold."
They actually want to eat the guardian spirit beast of the Taixu Sect!
Longli nodded in satisfaction. "Good that you know. Also, you need to apologize for catching me with that lousy spider web earlier! Otherwise I..."
"Didn't you ask me to touch you? Besides, I only touched you because you're so beautiful."
Jiang Xianwan suddenly interrupted it.
Under the astonished gaze of the dragon carp, it glanced at the shattered spider web and turned the tables on the dragon.
"When I saw you, for some reason, I couldn't help but want to admire your magnificent body."
"Even though I was wrong, were you completely innocent?"
"Your mistake is that you are so imposing and strong-looking without even realizing it!"
"I thought you were a kind-hearted fish who wouldn't mind my admiration in my excitement."
"Who knew that you would spit in my face as soon as you came up and break the gift that my senior sister-in-law gave me."
As he spoke, Jiang Xianwan turned pale and lay down on the ground, as if his heart had shattered into eight pieces. "My heart shattered along with it."
The dragon carp stared wide-eyed. "Love...love is hard to control?"
She was immediately captivated by its alluring form.
It's just that I admire it so much, I'm so infatuated with it, that I used a net to catch it and wanted to touch it.
That's somewhat understandable.
Tsk~
no way.
Who can blame them when the Dragon Carp is so noble and charming?
I'm so charming, it's really a problem!
Longli glanced at the spider web shattered into ice shards, and the icy power all over his body suddenly dissipated. He was a little embarrassed. "Well, I didn't do it on purpose. It's just that the web is too fragile."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Jiang Xianwan sadly raise her hand to cover her face, and a deep sense of self-reproach welled up in his heart.
It was a gift from the master's wife, after all; it was really wrong of it to break their net.
This little girl idolizes it so much.
"Here's what we'll do, don't be sad. As compensation, I'll give you this."
Jiang Xianwan, who was trying hard to suppress her laughter, moved her finger away slightly and looked in surprise at a fish scale floating in front of her, shimmering with light. She was flattered and asked, "For me?"
The dragon carp's body was covered in a fresh, light pink color. It proudly raised its head and said, "Hmm, here you go. Put it away properly. Not everyone can have my scales. They're a million times better than your lousy... better than your net."
After thinking for a moment, she said hesitantly, "Although you like me a lot, we're not the same species, you..."
The dragon carp's face was now a rosy color. It spoke incoherently, swaying its tail shyly, "Don't be too infatuated with me. I... I... we're not suitable."
It glanced furtively at Jiang Xianwan, who was staring blankly at the scales, and couldn't bear to hurt her any further, fearing that she might do something rash because she couldn't have it.
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Will eating this fish affect my IQ?
These fish scales look like good stuff. I wish I could get a few more for my senior brother and Jiang Xingxing.
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