Chapter 84 Like a flower
Seeing that she didn't react, Xiao Zi angrily increased the battery level.
Jiang Xianwan: "..." You're so long, why do you need a tail? Where are you going to wear it?
Xiao Zi: I want it!
Jiang Xianwan convulsed violently from the electric shock. Seeing the stall owner giving her a strange look, she quickly said, "I'll choose another one!"
She picked up a dog tail. "Ahem... count this one too."
"Alright!" The stall owner, a man of many experience who had seen all sorts of quirks, gave Jiang Xianwan a knowing look and a lewd smile.
He happily gave Jiang Xianwan another white cat tail.
"This experience is pretty good too!"
Jiang Xianwan tightened his lips, looking like he didn't understand what she was talking about, and hurriedly stuffed the two tails into his mustard seed bag.
Lin Yujin stroked her tail as she walked.
However, after taking only a few steps, he felt a chill run down his spine.
He leaned closer to Jiang Xianwan and whispered, "Junior Sister, don't you think they all seem to be watching us?"
Jiang Xianwan glanced down at the wolf tail in his hand, then silently took a step to the left. "Is there any possibility?"
Lin Yujin: "...?"
"They're looking at you?"
After all, even if you can't see the other person's face, probably no one would dare to touch and rub such a sensual toy with a smug look on their face in public.
Lin Yujin obviously didn't understand, and pondered while holding her tail, "There's nothing I can do, it's all because of my face. It's too much of a femme fatale. Even a fierce mask can't hide my peerless beauty and outstanding temperament that's one in a million."
Jiang Xianwan: "..." Whatever makes you happy.
When you find out later, don't cry.
The two arrived at a crowded street corner and stood on tiptoe to see what new notices with hefty rewards had been posted on the wall.
A burly man, over two meters tall and muscular, grabbed Lin Yujin by the back of her collar and said in a deep voice, "Screw you, come and take a look."
As he spoke, he pulled Lin Yujin in front of him.
Lin Yujin: "...Thank you."
"Don't be so polite."
Lin Yujin: "..."
Jiang Xianwan was laughing hysterically when suddenly his neck tightened and his feet dangled in the air.
"What the hell are you laughing at? You're with him, aren't you?"
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Xiao Zi: ...Hahahahahahaha!
Lin Yujin: "Hahahaha...hehehehehehe!"
Jiang Xianwan thought for a moment, then said with difficulty, "...Um, thank you, brother. You really are a good person."
The older brother glared at him and said, "Why are you being so polite with me?"
Lin Yujin: "Chicken feathers, cluck ...
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
The eldest brother raised his thick eyebrows and said, "Laughing at chicken feathers."
"Gah." Lin Yujin's laughter stopped abruptly, like a chicken being choked, and she silently turned to look at the wall with Jiang Xianwan.
"A seven-person team is exploring the Phantom Spirit Secret Realm. They're still missing six teammates. Afterwards, the treasure... is it worth 91 points?"
"Even more shameless than me!"
"You put in the effort to exorcise evil spirits at Master Wang's house, and I'll take the money. If you're not happy about it... you'll just have to put up with it?"
"That's insane!"
Lin Yujin shifted her gaze, nudged Jiang Xianwan's arm, and pointed to the largest, most conspicuous, and highest-placed notice, "Holy crap, one hundred million top-grade spirit stones, they're fucking rich!"
Jiang Xianwan glanced up and her eyebrows twitched immediately. "Feng Huixue?"
Lin Yujin stroked his chin and clicked his tongue, saying, "The future Demon Emperor, the Demon Realm Prince's head isn't something just anyone can take. Speaking of which, his head is really worth a lot of money!"
He seemed to see an exceptionally majestic spiritual stone mountain beckoning to him from afar, enticing and teasing him—
"Come on~ pounce on me, ravage me~ trample me~ pamper me~"
"Junior Sister, do you think there's any possibility between us..."
“No.” Jiang Xianwan interrupted him.
Anyone who dares to take Feng Huixue's head, she'll take their head!
Even the junior brother won't do!
Jiang Xianwan squinted at the notice.
"You son of a bitch, you don't actually think you can chop off Feng Huixue's head, do you?"
The enthusiastic older brother standing behind them spoke again, his voice so loud that it drew a crowd to look at Jiang Xianwan.
Jiang Xianwan waved her hand, "How could that be? He's the future Demon Emperor. I'm just after those 100 million top-grade spirit stones."
"I'm fucking craving it too!"
"You're making your mouth water, but even if Feng Huixue is incredibly powerful, she can't withstand being ambushed, can she?"
"Come on, he's a prince of the Demon Realm. With a wave of his hand, his demon army could crush you into dumpling filling. Think of something more reliable, bro."
Lin Yujin wholeheartedly agreed, suppressing her drool, and dragged Jiang Xianwan to look at other things.
"Shall we have a duel?"
Jiang Xianwan refused, "I'm not going."
Lin Yujin rubbed her hands together, her eyes filled with longing for spirit stones. "Then I'm off! I'll bring you some roasted chicken legs later."
"Okay, I'll go buy some talisman paper; we're almost out."
Jiang Xianwan wasn't worried about Lin Yujin suffering a loss; after all, if they really encountered someone they couldn't beat, his junior brother was quite resilient.
"You fucking know how to draw talismans?" the man asked again.
Jiang Xianwan watched Lin Yujin leave, then looked helplessly at the man who was three sizes older than her, and stood on tiptoe, saying, "I know a little bit. Also, big brother, you can call me Ruhua."
"I'm as beautiful as jade, you bastard!"
Jiang Xianwan: "Then we really are destined to be together."
He chuckled loudly, then scratched his head, "I was just kidding. My name is Dali. Are you really a talisman master?"
Talisman masters and alchemists are highly sought after; those at level five or above can be counted on one hand and one toe.
Others who were looking at the notice stopped looking and instead focused their attention on Jiang Xianwan with great enthusiasm.
Jiang Xianwan blinked innocently, "Actually, I'm a sword cultivator."
Dali was stunned for a moment, "Then why are you bragging to me like that!"
Jiang Xianwan chuckled and pulled out a talisman. "However, I do know a little about talismans. Brother Dali, please take a look; this is the Meteor Talisman I drew."
The upgraded version of the Gale Rune is as fast as Flash!
"What's the meaning?"
"The speed increases like a shooting star."
Before he could ask, she waved her hand and said, "Anyone who wants to try, it's free!"
"I'll do it!" Dali raised his hand first, grabbed the talisman, and quickly slapped it on his chest.
"wait……"
Jiang Xianwan just reached out Er Kang's hand, but before he could stop her, there was a loud bang!
With great force... he passed through the wall.
"Holy shit! Holy shit! Awooo—!"
Leaving behind a series of heart-wrenching, excited cries, it vanished like a shooting star.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Wow, that was fast!
It took less than three seconds!
He's just gone like that?
Xiao Zi poked Jiang Xianwan.
She was running just as fast back then!
Jiang Xianwan ignored it, and with a smile, took out another card, her eyes filled with cunning and mischievousness.
"Everyone saw the effect of that meteor talisman just now, right? This one is a cleansing, detoxifying, and beautifying talisman that can quickly restore youth!"
Enhanced version of the fart charm!
"Really? Are you sure you can go back to your youth?" one of the men asked excitedly, raising his hand.
Without saying a word, Jiang Xianwan slapped him and revealed an evil smile, "I'm honest with everyone, young and old."
No sooner had she finished speaking than three earth-shattering farts rang out in succession.
It has a strong sense of rhythm and intonation.
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