"You're so short and stupid!"
After a long while, Cheng Jingmo finally said this in a muffled voice. After he finished speaking, he looked at the two soldiers again to make sure they didn't understand what he meant.
Yu Xiangnian on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.
"Cheng Jingmo, you're so cute!" She laughed breathlessly, "I'll piss you off too, a hundred times more than you!"
Cheng Jingmo said in a deep voice: "Okay, I'm hanging up."
"Hey...wait, the last sentence." Yu Xiangnian said, "I'm not angry to death, I'm charming to death. I think you are short, charming, and oily. Goodbye!"
There was a beeping sound on the phone before Cheng Jingmo put it down.
I feel so embarrassed. Why did he remember it as being so angry that he died?
During those days in Beijing, he saw Yu Xiangnian's English textbook and curiously flipped through a few pages, which was seen by Yu Xiangnian.
Yu Xiangnian volunteered to teach him some simple English, and he memorized some of it.
What: I am short, you are fat, he is a straight, apple is a grandma, pear is a fart...
Yu Xiangnian hung up the phone and couldn't help laughing.
Xiao Jie was shocked, "Aunt, did you hang up the phone?"
"Um!"
"I haven't told you yet..." Xiao Jie said aggrievedly.
Yu Xiangnian said confidently, "You kid, you're at home every day and can call him anytime. Why are you competing with me for these three to five minutes?!"
Xiaojie: “…”
He thought that he would wait for his aunt to come back and play together. His uncle was usually busy at work, so it would save him the trouble of making several trips.
Seeing Xiaojie pouting and looking unhappy, Yu Xiangnian comforted him again.
"Your uncle is on the phone in the duty room, so it's not convenient for him to talk. Next week, he'll come to my house, and you can talk to him properly. You can talk for as long as you want!"
Xiaojie: “Oh…”
"Your uncle asked me to tell you to be obedient and study hard. He's pissed off at you!"
"Why are you pissing me off?"
"Ask him yourself next week!"
After dinner, Yu Xiangnian prepared to write the second letter. Looking at Xiaojie's carefree appearance, Yu Xiangnian had a "vicious" idea.
"Classmate Fang Junjie." Yu Xiangnian called Xiaojie over and asked, "Do you miss your uncle very much?"
Xiaojie nodded heavily.
"Then why don't you write to your uncle?"
"Write a letter?" Xiao Jie was confused. "I've never written one before. I don't know how to write one."
"It's very simple. Just write down what happened to you at school and at home this week, happy or sad. Anything you want your uncle to know, just write it down!"
Xiaojie seemed to understand but not quite.
Yu Xiangnian brought him back to the room and took out a piece of stationery. "You can write whatever you want. If you don't know a word, replace it with a homophone."
I wanted to use pinyin instead, but considering that Cheng Jingmo doesn’t know pinyin, I just used homophones.
Xiao Jie wrote that he made three friends at school, Grandma Lin asked someone to make him some clothes, and Lin also taught him to ride a bicycle, but he hasn't learned yet... He wrote more than one page.
"By the way, write mine too." Yu Xiangnian leaned leisurely on the bed, holding a celebrity biography in his hand and reading, "I said, you write it!"
With Xiaojie as his ghostwriter, Yu Xiangnian also told Cheng Jingmo about the interesting things that happened at school and wrote another page.
After finishing writing, it was almost time to go to bed, and Xiaojie shook his sore right hand.
Yu Xiangnian picked it up and took a look at it, then nodded with satisfaction. "Well! It's well written. From now on, you should write to your uncle every week to let him know about your situation in every aspect, so that he can feel at ease."
Xiaojie was skeptical.
When he looked at his aunt's expression, he always had a feeling that she had bad intentions, but when he thought about it, it shouldn't be a bad thing since it was a letter to his uncle.
Yu Xiangnian touched Xiaojie's head and said kindly, "I'll go send it tomorrow. You should go take a shower and go to bed."
After Xiaojie left, Yu Xiangnian added a sentence at the bottom of the letter: Husband, I love you and miss you. Your daughter misses you too? ( '???` )
Cheng Jingmo received the first letter from Yu Xiangnian on Monday.
He opened the envelope and just as he took out the letter, it was snatched away from his hand.
"Yu Xiangyang, do you understand privacy?" he asked calmly.
"I understand!" Yu Xiangyang said with a playful smile, "Why are you talking to me about privacy?"
Cheng Jingmo snatched the letter from his hand, opened it and read it. It was only less than half a page long.
Yu Xiangyang took a quick glance and saw the last sentence.
"Eh..." he said with a look of disgust, "You guys are so corny!"
Cheng Jingmo said, "What do you know?"
"I don't understand." Yu Xiangyang was also a studious person. "Let me ask you, what does the "mua" at the end mean?"
Cheng Jingmo: "...it means kiss."
You don’t even understand this!
It’s so hard to communicate with a man who has never been kissed!
Yu Xiangyang was even more disgusted, "Shameless!"
Cheng Jingmo also disliked him, "Talk to me less." He doesn't understand anything!
Yu Xiangyang punched Cheng Jingmo on the shoulder in dissatisfaction.
"Let's go out to eat together this afternoon," said Yu Xiangyang.
"Why do you want to eat out for no reason?" Cheng Jingmo asked.
"Just eat what I tell you to eat. How can I bribe you?" Yu Xiangyang said, "You're the only one at home now, and you don't have to rush back to cook or do laundry!"
Cheng Jingmo said, "I won't go unless you give me a valid reason."
Yu Xiangyang thought about it and realized that he couldn't deceive Cheng Jingmo, so he said, "My mother took me to meet a friend."
Cheng Jingmo quickly realized that Zhao Ruozhu had arranged a blind date for Yu Xiangyang. The corners of his lips curved slightly, "As expected, mother and son are connected. She knew you were feeling romantically attracted, so she arranged it for you."
Yu Xiangyang wanted to slap himself in the face, but who knew that what he said casually turned out to be right.
Then he thought of Lin Ye. It was all that little brat’s fault. He said those inexplicable things and made him find an excuse to run away!
"I'm an emotionless machine," Yu Xiangyang said. "If my mother hadn't threatened me that if I didn't go, she wouldn't let me into the house, I wouldn't have gone to see him."
The blind date arranged for him this time was Aunt Li’s niece, Wang Junfang, who was 20 years old and a doctor at the People’s Hospital.
Cheng Jingmo said, "Then you can have a good chat with her. Maybe you will fall in love with her. I won't bother you."
"Don't ask me for help if you have any problems in the future!" Yu Xiangyang said harshly.
"Okay, I won't look for you."
Yu Xiangyang punched Cheng Jingmo again and walked out of the office cursing.
Cheng Jingmo read the letter again.
He didn't want the little black pig either. In his heart, he always thought of it as a daughter, a white and soft daughter.
After work, Cheng Jingmo went to the cafeteria to eat, and then went home to read and study.
Yu Xiangyang rode his bicycle into the city and came to the state-owned hotel.
Zhao Ruozhu, Aunt Li, and a girl about twenty years old were already sitting at the dinner table waiting.
"Xiangyang!" Zhao Ruozhu stood up and waved to Xiangyang.
Yu Xiangyang pouted and walked over reluctantly. As soon as he walked in front of Zhao Ruozhu and called out "Mom", he felt a pain in his arm.
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