Chapter 365 He peed

After I finished speaking, I squinted my eyes and looked at Yuwen Zhong coldly.

I thought this would be a tit-for-tat, at least he would have to contradict me a few times, but I never expected that he seemed to not hear me and did not answer my words at all, but gave me a very...feminine look, then turned his head and said, shaking his head: "Ha, anyone dares to come out and read Feng Shui for others, Sister Qing, Feng Shui is not a joke, if you read it It's not good. At the least, you will lose money. At the worst, you may get into trouble. My dear sister, you must be careful. "

Liang Qing was embarrassed when she heard this. Although Yuwen Zhong was a half-baked man, he had the support of Xuanmenshan Zimai. This sect may have declined in power, but its foundation is still very deep. Liang Qing was just a businessman, especially as she was a woman, so she really didn't dare to offend him.

But I dare not offend Liang Qing. I will not get used to him. After hearing his sarcasm, I sneered and said, "You are right. As the saying goes, one is fate, two is luck, three is feng shui, four is accumulating good deeds, five is reading, six is ​​reputation, seven is appearance, eight is respecting gods, nine is making friends with noble people, and ten is keeping healthy. Feng shui is ranked only after fate and luck. You can imagine how important it is to a person's life. It is indeed not to be taken lightly."

I smiled indifferently when I heard this. I smiled, then lit a cigarette for myself, took a puff, and then looked at Yuwen Zhong and continued: "Don't worry, just leave Liang Qing's matter to me. What you can do, I can do, and definitely better than you. What you can't do, I can still do, so, there is nothing for you to do here, please go back."

As soon as I said this, Yuwen Zhong frowned, and there was even a flash of hostility in his eyes.

I saw him narrow his long eyes and said word by word: "What do you mean? Are you saying that I am incompetent?"

"Isn't it?" I said with a sneer.

This time, Yuwen Zhong was completely enraged. His face darkened and his eyebrows knitted together. I guess if Liang Qing and others were not still there, he would have cursed.

"Do you know who I am?" Yuwen Zhong said coldly.

I shook my head and said, "I don't know, and I don't want to know."

"Oh, you still don't want to know, you are pretending to be so serious." He originally had a feminine face, and at this moment, he smiled coldly, adding a bit of hostility.

Then he continued, "I am not afraid to tell you that I, Yuwen Zhong, am the disciple of the master of Xuanmen Shanzimai. I, Xuanmen Shanzimai, am the best at Feng Shui and fortune telling. If I say that I am the second best at Feng Shui, then no one in this world dares to say that they are the first. Do you believe it?"

I twitched my mouth when I heard that, and thought to myself, I believe... I believe you, a hammer!

I did not respond, but shook my head speechlessly.

Although Xuanmen is not as good as the top-level holy places such as Longhu Mountain and Maoshan, it can also be regarded as a place with a long history and a profound foundation.

As for the ability, of course, it also has it, but that was all in the past.

I guess that the current Xuanmen has long been filled with the stench of copper. It has been corrupted by money and has forgotten its roots. The things passed down by the ancestors have long been forgotten.

This can be seen from Yuwen Zhong.

All Taoist practitioners pay special attention to the balance of yin and yang, and this Yuwen Zhong obviously has more yin than yang. The reason for this is related to his own personality, but more importantly, it is caused by his excessive indulgence and excessive lust.

"Since your Xuanmen Shanzimai is so powerful, how about we talk about Feng Shui?" After I finished speaking, I looked at him with a playful smile, and he was obviously stunned. Then, the domineering aura before disappeared, replaced by a submissive look.

"Why, you don't dare?" I asked with a smile.

"What's there to be afraid of? I have the Shan character meridian and I practice Feng Shui. Why should I be afraid of you?" He stiffened his neck and yelled at me.

"Okay then." I nodded, then put out the cigarette, slowly stood up under everyone's gaze, and walked to the French window.

I stood in front of the French window, looking at the mountains, waters and clouds outside, pondered for a long time, and then said: "We only talk about Feng Shui Bureau, not the Feng Shui here. After all, this is a famous villa community. As for the Feng Shui legends of this villa community, I guess even a child can tell one or two."

Yuwen Zhong didn't say anything, just looked at me with a gloomy face. Seeing this, I smiled and asked: "Do you know what is the Xuanwu Bi? What is the double dragon playing with a pearl? What is the black tiger holding the pillar, what is the sitting mountain green dragon, what is the carp sending wealth, and what is the colorful phoenix double wings?"

I said the names of six Feng Shui Bureaus in one breath. These six Feng Shui Bureaus are all recorded in the Corpse Clothing Sutra. They are relatively famous and not particularly profound.

What is the Xuanwu Bi?

Xuanwu is one of the four great beasts, and the original meaning of Xuanwu is Xuanming, which means that this thing is connected to the Yin.

Although the Xuanwu stele is not a fatal Feng Shui situation, it is definitely a very fierce situation.

People who live in such a place will all encounter various accidents for no apparent reason, leading to sudden death, and after death, they will turn into fierce ghosts.

In short, any Feng Shui situation like the Xuanwu stele is not suitable for living. In ancient times, some Feng Shui masters would build temples or Taoist temples in such places to suppress this Feng Shui situation, and use the power of incense to suppress the fierceness of this place.

The double dragons playing with a pearl is the most famous of these Feng Shui situations, even more famous than the Panlong situation.

Let's not talk about anything else. For example, Panlongju has only one dragon, while Shuanglongxizhu, as you can tell from the name, has two dragons, and its ability to attract wealth is more than ten times that of Panlongju.

Of course, my explanation may be a little simple, but the mystery is not something I can explain in a few words.

After I finished speaking, I looked at Yuwen Zhong with a smile, but I saw that he was staring at me with his eyes wide open, as if he had seen a ghost.

As for the two sisters Liang Qing and Liang Dan, they looked like they were trying to hold back their laughter.

"You, you, you...what are you talking about? Didn't we agree to talk about Feng Shui?" After a while, Yuwen Zhong said hesitantly.

I laughed when I heard that: "Isn't it Feng Shui that I'm talking about? How come you Shan Zi Mai don't even know these basic Feng Shui arrangements? Didn't you say that if you Shan Zi Mai are second to none in Feng Shui, no one dares to claim to be number one? Is that it?"

"You..." Yuwen Zhong was furious, and took a step forward as if he was going to attack.

I immediately raised my eyebrows, and a gleam of light flashed in my eyes.

This directly intimidated Yuwen Zhong, and he stomped his feet and said hatefully: "Okay, you are awesome, right? Damn, you wait, I'll remember you, I'll let you go wild for a few days, and after a few days, if you don't kneel down and beg me, I'll call you Grandpa!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Liang Qing and Liang Dan coldly, then turned and left.

"Wait a minute!" I suddenly called him, and Yuwen Zhong was immediately startled, looking at me with a vigilant face, and asked: "You, what do you want to do?"

I smiled coldly: "Instead of talking nonsense with me here, in my opinion, you might as well go back and buy some supplements to replenish your body. Oh no, as the saying goes, the weak cannot be replenished. You are too weak, and your body has been hollowed out by alcohol and sex. I advise you not to indulge in women anymore, otherwise, you will die on a woman's belly sooner or later."

My words directly made Yuwen Zhong explode. I saw him gritting his teeth, and his body was shaking slightly with anger.

Then, he pointed at me and cursed: "Who the hell are you? How dare you say that I am your grandpa..."

He stopped talking before he could finish his sentence. I took a step forward, put my two fingers together, and pressed directly on the Shenshu point on his lower abdomen.

Shenshu point controls the kidneys and urinary tract.

I saw him tremble all over, and then he burst into tears.

For a while, the sound of running water kept coming from his crotch, and a foul smell instantly spread in the room. A stream of yellow liquid slowly flowed out along his trouser legs...

He actually... peed!