"Aaaaaah—Ugh—"
"Poop poop poop! Ughhh—"
"Mommy, it smells awful! I feel terrible."
"Ugh, ugh, ugh—daughter, I feel awful too, ugh, ugh, ugh—"
Yu Baozhu and her mother made shrill and unpleasant pig-slaughtering noises while wiping the excrement off their faces.
Because I vomited for a long time, I even vomited up all the stomach acid.
A burning sensation in my throat made my voice hoarse.
"Lu Chunhe, An Wan! You're the ones who ruined me!" Yu Baozhu's features were contorted with rage, her eyes red as she glared at them.
Why didn't the excrement get splashed on them?
Why--
"You deserve it! You got your just desserts!" Lu Chunhe roared at them, his bloodshot eyes seeming to spit fire.
The bluish-purple veins on his forehead bulged out, like earthworms.
He clenched his fists into an iron fist; if he hadn't found their stench unbearable, he would have wanted to beat them to death.
Hmph! They dared to throw excrement at him, even the heavens couldn't stand it and sent a strong wind to punish them.
An Wan poked her head out from behind Lu Chunhe and burst into laughter when she saw the pitiful state of Yu Baozhu and her mother.
The laughter almost stopped.
They both deserved it!
If it weren't for her second brother, she would have used magic to force-feed them excrement.
Lu Chunhe covered her mouth, afraid she would laugh herself to death. "Alright, stop laughing, you almost got splattered with feces. You'll be the one crying, and they'll be the ones laughing."
An Wan didn't say anything, but pulled his hand away, her smile almost reaching her ears.
At this moment, several villagers came over to watch the commotion.
With Yu Baozhu and her mother shouting so loudly and making such a commotion, how could they not have called others over?
"What's wrong with them? They smell terrible, did they eat shit?"
"Hahaha! You're killing me with laughter. What idiot would eat shit? Even the dumbest moron at the end of the village knows you can't eat shit."
"I didn't say anything wrong. Look at the filth on their bodies. What else could it be but poop? Ugh, it stinks so badly. It's suffocating me even from this far away."
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