"Hello, I want to call the police. There is a prostitute here."

"Oh, don't worry, we have the women under our watch, and there's no need to worry about the men running away.

But you might want to bring a medical examiner, since he's dead."

"I don't know exactly. It seems like I was too excited for the first time..."

The hotel manager was on the phone and was kind enough to use the bathroom trash can to gently cover the man's penis.

......

In the underworld.

Su Qingwan put her hands on her hips, pointed at King Yan's nose angrily and demanded an explanation.

"Last time, you said your husband is a diamond bachelor. I asked you where are the diamonds?"

"Last time, you said you didn't have to work 996, you could eat and drink as you like without losing weight. I asked you if you were Concubine Yang of the Tang Dynasty, and you said almost.

Your pig is similar to Concubine Yang, right? "

"I've just got the fucking right this time. Bring your people down to me and tell me that the old black guy has seduced the wrong soul?"

"Damn it, you could at least wait three seconds before hooking up!"

The little ghosts around them hid away from Su Qingwan as if she were them.

The fierce red ghost who was full of resentment and unwilling to reincarnate heard what Su Qingwan, the ghost, said.

He thought her grievances were nothing, so he shut up quietly and floated away to be reincarnated obediently.

"Old King Yan, if you don't give me an explanation this time, I will learn from the monkeys and tear up your underworld!"

Su Qingwan snatched the book of life and death from the judge's hand, picked up the pen and prepared to do the addition and subtraction.

Prince Yan quickly reached under the table and took the paper out of his ears, smiling.

"Little Doctor, don't...don't be angry. This was indeed a mistake."

"I wanted to send you back to enjoy yourself, but your body has been dissected and autopsied, so you can't go back now."

"How about we cast the next one?"

King Yan spoke carefully, and slowly took the Book of Life and Death from Su Qingwan's hand.

"Where will you vote next? What's your identity?"

"Northern Zhou, the Crown Prince's Consort of Prince Ping's Palace."

Seeing that Su Qingwan didn't say anything, he quickly added:

"That prince is the war god of the Northern Zhou Dynasty. His status and position are very high. The most important thing is,"

Prince Yan leaned close to Su Qingwan's ear and whispered, "1.85 meters tall, eight pack abdominal muscles."

Su Qingwan swallowed her saliva, "Is he handsome?"

"That's so handsome."

Su Qingwan was thinking ***

Then he immediately responded, "Old King Yan, what tricks are you playing on me again?"

"If the prince is so outstanding, why did the prince's wife die? Why did she get such a good deal of pleasure from a pervert like me?"

"Uh... ahem... the original owner must have eaten the wrong thing..."

"I don't believe it. Call her ghost over and I'll ask her."

You old bastard, don't try to fool me this time.

King Yan winked at Hei Wuchang glaringly.

"Go quickly and call the ghost of the original owner over."

The Black Impermanence bit its long tongue and floated in within three seconds.

"King Yan, that woman just drank Meng Po soup and forgot her past life..."

Su Qingwan sneered.

Humph, the three-second king, the same trick again, he's too lazy to think of new tricks to deceive her.

King Yan laughed again.

"Look, it's not that I don't want to, it's just that I'm a step too late!"

Su Qingwan pushed King Yan in disgust.

"Stay away from me, you creepy smile."

"I don't care, you have to give me a guarantee this time and don't lie to me like you did the previous eighteen times.

After all, I am the most favored disciple of the Heavenly Doctor Emperor of the Ministry of Health in Heaven. If you lie to me again this time,

When my divine essence returns to its original place after a hundred lifetimes, I will let my master prescribe all your medicines. I wonder how your old cold legs can survive in the underworld."

Su Qing sat on the table with his legs crossed and raised his head proudly.

She is the only female medical officer in the Heavenly Court and the darling of the Ministry of Health.

I have many hobbies, handsome men, beautiful women, fine wine...

It has not changed in tens of thousands of years.

If I hadn't been drunk and pinched the Queen Mother's buttocks,

Nor will he be punished by the petty-minded Queen Mother to suffer hundreds of tribulations in the human world.

King Yan saw that he could not deceive Su Qingwan this time, so he had to take a step back and said:

"Then I will keep your divine eye. If anything happens, you can summon the Black and White Impermanence at any time."

Black and White Impermanence...

It is not easy to fight in the underworld. The requirements promised by the boss require them to work hard to complete them. Obviously, it is not considered as performance.

Su Qingwan lowered her head and thought for a while. She was a ghost boss in the world.

Since she's the Crown Prince's Consort, she definitely has no shortage of money. It sounds like a good idea.

The most important thing is that I can finally have sex with handsome men openly.

Thinking about it, she has been in heaven and on earth for so many years, and even if she was born as a sow, she has never been gored by a boar.

So he responded readily: "Okay!"

Su Qingwan turned around and left the Netherworld Palace, and headed towards the Naihe Bridge with ease.

"Sister Meng, nice to see you again. You look much prettier now. You're going to charm so many people." Su Qingwan said flatteringly.

The ghosts queuing at the back all glanced at Su Qingwan with disdain, and some even pretended to vomit.

Su Qingwan shook her head and sighed.

The little ghost is so naive, he doesn't understand the ways of the world.

These new ghosts only know that all the ghosts in the underworld obey King Yan, but they don't know that King Yan obeys Po Meng.

Besides, Meng Po is a great beauty, and Su Qingwan has a clear conscience when praising her.

Meng Po was bored and was digging out the eye of a demon and using it as a bouncing ball to play with. She heard a demon bragging about himself.

He raised his eyes lazily, "Hey, little medical officer, what kind of character are you going to set up this time?"

"It's OK, it's OK, just a prince's consort."

As he spoke, he leaned forward and whispered to Meng Po, "The pictures of handsome men I collected in my last life have been quietly sent back to your residence.

Sister Meng, please enjoy it slowly."

"Yes, King Yan, please keep my Heavenly Eye this time. If you want it in the future, I will ask the Black and White Impermanence to bring it back to you when they are in trouble."

Meng Po looked as if she understood me.

"You little brat, he only opened your third eye, and you have no memory. Wouldn't you be scared to death when you suddenly saw that ugly guy?"

Su Qingwan smiled and said, "I have my sister here."

Meng Po poked Su Qingwan's eyebrows and said, "Okay, drink this bowl of soup and go to reincarnate."

"Thank you, Sister Meng."

Su Qingwan took the soup from Meng Po and drank it happily.

Glancing at the ghost behind him, he secretly boasted in his heart: Humph, what you drink is called Mengpo soup, and what I drink is called Qiongjiang Yulu.

Watching Su Qingwan crossing the Naihe Bridge, Meng Po waved her ghost hand and said, "Okay, leave work early today and come back to queue tomorrow."

After saying that, she turned into a streak of red smoke and flew away. She returned to her haunted house and could not wait to open the picture of the handsome man and admire it.

"What about the young medical officer's reincarnation?"

Prince Yan, leaning on the bed, spoke lazily.

Meng Po put away the painting, glanced at King Yan, and said, "Throw it away."

King Yan sighed softly, "Ah, on one side is the Queen Mother, and on the other side is the Emperor of Heavenly Medicine. How difficult!"

"Stop howling in front of me. If you find it difficult, resign as soon as possible and reincarnate as a human being, so that I don't have to see you all day and get annoyed."

King Yan said with a playful smile: "Hehe, but I can't bear to leave you. Who told you that you are the only one in the world who can brew Mengpo soup?

So since you can't be reborn and can only be a veteran in the underworld, I might as well be the King of Hell to protect you."

Meng Po rolled her eyes and kicked King Yan off the bed, "Who needs your protection?"

"I have already handed over the recipe for Meng Po Soup. If you hadn't interfered every time, I would have been reincarnated as a human long ago."

"Who told them to brew a less delicious wine than you..."