Chapter 100: There is a Melon Field in the Emperor's Room
"Do you know what you are saying?" The emperor was silent for a moment, then asked in a deep voice, staring at Su Qianqian with slightly narrowed eyes.
Madam Qin and Mrs. Du were also frightened by Su Qianqian. She was really determined to shock people with her words. Even though they were the two old people who had to take care of everything, they couldn't punish them to death. They should just be sent away!
Madam Qin decided to grit her teeth and hold on, but Madam Du stepped forward to block Su Qianqian first, "Your Majesty, this is your first time to see the Emperor, and I was frightened by his majesty, so I spoke inappropriately..."
"Let her speak!" The emperor interrupted Du calmly.
Zhaoyang and Zhaoning sneered at this time: You've been trying to show off too much, you're almost losing your head!
"Your Majesty, please forgive me for speaking frankly. Even if you are concerned about the country and the people and have a myriad of affairs to attend to, you must not neglect your own health. Your face is gray and your eyes are dull. This is clearly due to your sleepless nights and overwork. You have been poisoned by the accumulation of internal organs!"
Su Qianqian's distressed look made everyone in the hall silent again...
You are the originator of flattery!
The emperor was silent for a moment, and his expression gradually cleared up. It was obvious that this sentence pleased him.
"Can you tell from my facial expression that I... work hard day and night?" The emperor's voice lost its previous intimidating tone.
[I can smell your breath from two meters away, and your face is sallow, which is clearly a typical sign of staying up late. I have experience with this... But how do your concubines manage to stay out of it? 】
Concubines: Yes, we heard it, but no one dared to ask...
Su Qianqian complained in her heart, but still said with sorrow and worry: "Your Majesty, please don't blame me, your wife is not good at speaking.
In the past, I have learned some basic pharmacology from my mother. Your Majesty is a rare wise ruler throughout history. He has devoted all his energy to the country and the people. Plus, your eyes look kind and your complexion...it is not difficult to judge, but the imperial doctors are reluctant to say it out loud. ”
Emperor: It is such a waste to say these words here. You should let the ministers hear them in the court so that I can think about state affairs!
Concubines: You are not good at speaking? If you enter the court, you will be a traitor for all eternity! If she enters the harem, she will be the eternal treacherous concubine! How can you make your name last forever!
[No matter how many holes there are, flattery will never wear out!] As long as you can flatter someone well, you will have millions of taels of gold! Before the leader speaks, I'll speak first to see if the microphone works! When the leader speaks, I applaud. When the leader makes trouble, I clear the room...】
Su Qianqian was shouting the slogan of flattery strategy in her heart.
The corners of the queen's lips couldn't help but rise.
"It is my duty to take care of state affairs. It is inevitable. Does Madam Wuning have any good prescription?" The emperor sat back down.
Let those ministers wait a little longer, the emperor who is concerned about the country and the people also needs care.
"Your Majesty, I don't have any good prescriptions, but I have a few pills that are specifically for this disease. They were left to me by my mother..."
Madam Qin: Don't mention the books your mother left behind...
"...Yes, it is prepared in the carriage outside the palace gate. However, Your Majesty must be cautious in using the dragon body. I am willing to take a pill first..."
Concubines: What else is in your carriage? Just pull it in all at once!
"No need, just ask the eunuch to bring your servant in."
The emperor quickly stopped Su Qianqian: There are only a few pills in total, and you want to take one yourself first!
"Your Majesty, I also brought a few beauty pills and skin moisturizing cream. Taking them internally and applying them externally can restore your skin to its tenderness. You look like you are no more than a young girl now. After using my pills and creams, you will be no more than a virgin at most. I dare not bring any of them secretly..."
Su Qianqian took the opportunity to promote her cosmetics to the most powerful woman in Da Qi. She had to risk her life to enter the palace, so she couldn't waste the opportunity!
Concubines: Hurry and drive her carriage in!
"Eunuch Zhu, I have given you my order. From now on, when the wife of Marquis Wuning enters the palace, her belongings do not need to be searched. How could the daughter of Grand Tutor Su, the wife of Marquis Wuning, be so foolish as to bring poison into the palace and ruin her future!"
The emperor felt that as a wise ruler he must demonstrate his wisdom.
"Your Majesty is wise!" Su Qianqian quickly bowed to express her gratitude.
Soon the emperor got the pills for protecting the liver and gallbladder and detoxifying. He asked Su Qianqian how to take them and asked Eunuch Zhu to keep them as treasures.
The queen looked at the delicately packaged skin cream and the wax-sealed beauty pills and asked curiously, "Is this really effective?"
Even the most noble woman is still a woman, and she must cherish her appearance. Especially when facing those girls with delicate skin, she can't help but miss her past.
"For Her Majesty, it's just icing on the cake, not a miraculous effect. But for..." Su Qianqian glanced at Zhaoyang and Zhaoning, "For some women, it's like timely help, a miraculous effect that can transform them completely!"
Zhaoyang and Zhaoning's faces were so dark that they could be used to grind ink if a layer of skin was scraped off...
The emperor no longer cared about taking care of his daughter's mood. He laughed out loud. It was rare for him to be in such a good mood. His face was not so yellow anymore. Of course, the smell was still there...
The Queen could not help laughing as well, as every woman would be happy to be praised for her youth and beauty, and she was no exception. She asked her personal maid to put it away carefully and write down the detailed usage, and ordered a banquet to entertain the three generations of wives of the Marquis of Wuning.
Most of the ladies from other clans who came to the palace to express their gratitude and were given a banquet by the empress were royal relatives or families of important officials whom the emperor was eager to win over. It was the first time that Su Qianqian was given a banquet after killing so many people indiscriminately.
At the banquet, the Queen was so amused by Su Qianqian's witty words that she couldn't stop smiling. Although Zhaoyang and Zhaoning were angry, they couldn't do anything to her, and the Queen's eyes contained a subtle warning.
[The virtuous concubine hated herself for being too open-minded and not as charming as the imperial concubine. Some time ago, she got a prescription that could make one have a slender figure, and she secretly applied it on her chest in the bedroom every night.
Half a month later, the treatment did work, so Concubine Xian invited the Emperor to her palace to show him the results.
The emperor was also delighted when he saw it, and was so moved that he tried to chew the "fruit". However, he did not expect that the residual therapeutic effect on the "fruit" was very significant. When he woke up in the morning, the emperor's lips were swollen and rounder, even better than the "fruit" of the virtuous concubine.
The emperor said faintly: If I use this recipe, I'm afraid it will be more effective than my beloved concubine, hahahaha...
That day, the emperor attended the morning court and kept covering his mouth with his hands as if he was in deep thought. It was the only time that the officials stopped arguing. They just wanted to know what the emperor had eaten, as their hands could not cover his swollen lips! Hahaha……】
The system starts to eat melons.
"Hahaha, oh my, I am in a really good mood today. Every word Madam Wuning says makes me laugh."
The queen wiped her tears with laughter.
Mrs. Du was so frightened that she was trembling with fear, but at the same time she felt amused and embarrassed, because that was the emperor's bedroom affair!
[After hearing this, Concubine De was unwilling to be outdone. Her shortcoming was her dull features. She tried every means to find out who had sent the prescription to Concubine Xian. That person gave her a bottle of medicine. After applying it, her features became lively and her smile was as beautiful as a flower.
Concubine De pretended to be sick and practiced in the palace, preparing to amaze all the concubines with her brilliance one day. That day, she felt it was almost done, so she invited the emperor to her palace. She was afraid that the effect would not be obvious, so she applied the medicine several times before dressing up and waiting.
The emperor was indeed amazed by his arrival, so he took off his dragon robe and prepared to go to Wushan together. While they were exploring in depth, Defei's eyebrows suddenly twitched, her facial muscles twitched, and tears flowed from her eyes.
The emperor was so frightened that he lost his footing and kicked Concubine De under the bed, so Concubine De was sick for another half a month, and was only allowed to recover today, hahahaha...]
The system eats melons and laughs at them unscrupulously.
The Queen laughed so hard that she looked up inadvertently, only to see Concubine Xiao's eyes cast on Su Qianqian with scrutiny...
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