Chapter 118: Not very talented, but the best at making trouble
The emperor twisted his fingers lightly, glanced at the courtiers, and uttered the word "approved".
General Qiu Ran thanked the emperor hastily, stood up and asked the palace guards to bring him a gun. After he concentrated and gathered his energy, the guards stabbed his throat with the gun.
Upon hearing the content of this performance, some women in the hall couldn't help but secretly exclaimed, and then whispered to each other: In Da Qi, we have never heard of anyone who could survive being stabbed in the throat by a gun, so doesn't that mean he is invulnerable to swords and guns?
[What invulnerability to swords and guns? It's nothing but hard Qigong. However, even hard Qigong is a dangerous activity that cannot be imitated! 】Su Qianqian said in her heart.
[Even if you can do it, it is embarrassing to follow others and imitate them. There is no glory in winning, unless you can find a way to win by surprise and surpass them in all aspects! 】
The system analyzed with some concern.
What’s it got to do with you? 】Su Qianqian complained, quietly tested the poison with the poison detection talisman, picked up a piece of barbecue with chopsticks and ate it.
How come you don’t have any sense of collective honor? 】The system was angry at him for not fighting back.
What does it have to do with me? 】Su Qianqian picked up another piece of red bean cake.
At this time, General Qiu Ran was ready. He sank his qi into his dantian and then lifted it upward to protect his throat, signaling the guards to stab him with a gun.
The guard naturally didn't need to be polite and raised his gun to stab, but at this moment he heard a soft voice: "Wait!" The guard stopped in surprise and turned to look at Su Qianqian who was swallowing the red bean cake.
Everyone's eyes fell on Su Qianqian's face.
"Your Majesty, Queen, please forgive me for speaking frankly. On this festive day, if something goes wrong and blood is seen, it will ruin the mood. Since we are here to make Your Majesty laugh, we might as well just pretend. I think we should replace the spear with this."
As Su Qianqian spoke, she actually took out a long needle from her sleeve. Yes, it was a long needle used for acupuncture, which shone brightly in the bright lights of the hall - with a cold glow.
General Qiu Ran's expression changed instantly.
The female relatives: Didn’t anyone check if you brought something like this to the palace banquet?
Su Qianqian: The emperor has granted me exemption from search!
Su Qianqian kindly took out a handkerchief and wiped the acupuncture needle twice: "This needle is not as scary as the spear. Just poke it. I will wipe it clean so that I can use it for you."
Although Emperor Gan De didn't understand why Su Qianqian didn't let him use a spear but instead used a silver needle, he didn't want to offend the wife of Marquis Wuning in public, so he uttered the word "approved".
"Your Majesty, it is better to use a spear. This long needle is too ridiculous." General Qiu Ran hurriedly tried to stop it.
"Envoy, please do not refuse. The wife of Marquis Wuning is kind-hearted and cannot bear to see the envoy take risks. So use this silver needle. When my soldiers follow suit, it will not be too late to switch to spears."
At this time the Queen spoke, and General Qiu Ran did not dare to delay any longer. Seeing the guard coming over with the long needle, he was sweating.
[Hehe, no matter how powerful your Qigong is, it can’t defeat this deadly weapon coated with capsaicin, the indestructible steel needle! You can escape the first level, but you can’t escape the second level! 】
Su Qianqian sat back and watched to see how the bearded general's hard qigong could withstand such pressure.
The guard stood in front of General Qiu Ran and raised his hand to stab him, but General Qiu Ran suddenly squatted and jumped back a step to avoid the guard's stab. Then he squatted and did frog jumps, jumping around in the hall.
The emperor and his courtiers were all stunned, and then couldn't help laughing.
"Your Majesty, I just wanted to make you laugh. Fortunately, I have accomplished my mission. Hahaha, there is no need to pierce the needle."
General Qiu Ran then stopped, wiped the sweat from his head, and said with an apologetic smile.
[You are sensible. This bearded general is quite smart. 】Su Qianqian was a little surprised. This should be the best way to escape.
[How could a concubine who was not smart enough to sleep with Prince Ning escape from the repeated strangulations of the Marquis? And he brought his cuckolded brother with him! 】
The system agrees.
"Well, I wonder what the reward the envoy is talking about is? Since you can make me smile, you should at least give me a reward."
The emperor said this with a smile that was as unpredictable as usual.
General Qiu Ran glanced at the Crown Prince, hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "Your Majesty, please allow me, the Princess of Liang, to dance for your Majesty and the Queen."
This request for reward made Emperor Gan De slightly stunned, and then he nodded: "Okay."
The three princesses stood up, bowed and retreated to the side hall. The musicians played the powerful drum music of Liang State. The three princesses changed their dresses and danced into the hall.
[This is beautiful, a bit like the rhythm of a shaman drum. She is worthy of being the Princess of Liang, she has great talents. Look at our princess, she has a terrible temper! 】
Su Qianqian was enjoying the dance, but felt something was missing, so she secretly took out a handful of peanuts from her sleeve and stuffed them into her mouth while watching.
The Queen, the Crown Prince and Prince Jing, who were sitting on the throne, all looked over silently at the same time.
Among the three princesses, Princess Meng Yun is tall and has a slender waist. Her two proud peaks are wrapped in a tight dance dress, which makes her look even more charming. She twists herself into a doughnut with full power to the rhythm of the drums.
Not to mention those men, even Su Qianqian was fascinated by the sight.
When Princess Meng Yun danced in front of Qin Hanzhang, she stretched out her arms like snakes and twisted them, forming a frame to frame her eyes. What a powerful move! Su Qianqian couldn't help but praise him with a "good"!
It was not enough to just cheer, you also had to applaud. You forgot that you had a handful of peanuts in your hand and scattered them all on the bricks of the temple.
The three princesses were dancing with great enthusiasm, and they never expected that someone would throw a hidden weapon. One after another, they lost their balance and fell to the ground.
Princess Meng Yun relied on her excellent dancing skills and tried hard to keep her body steady and not fall, but her feet slipped on the peanuts and she did a big split!
In order to show the figure, the hem of the skirt is spread out, and the part from the knee to the thigh is very narrow and sticks to the body. As a result of the big split, the thigh part of the skirt is torn, revealing healthy and firm skin.
The prince of Xuanguo was so shocked that he said: I must bring a handful of beans when I watch a dance next time!
The musicians could no longer play. The older court officials who wanted to save face quickly turned their heads away and tried not to look. The women all looked at their men: Your performance determines where you will stay tonight!
The Empress did not expect this to happen. She turned to look at Su Qianqian and saw that she seemed to be frightened. She finally came to her senses and stood up to apologize:
"Your Majesty, please forgive me. I was so engrossed in the princess's dance that I lost my manners in front of you. Please punish me!"
The female relatives: Why were those beans allowed to be brought into the palace?
Su Qianqian: The emperor has granted me exemption from search!
[My lady, you really don’t have much talent. You are the best at tripping people! 】The system has to be praised.
Several princesses fell in a mess. The palace maids came over to help them out. Some of them rubbed their waists and limped. Princess Meng Yun even tried her best to hold on to the torn part of her skirt. She glared at Su Qianqian before leaving.
"Madam Wuning is a passionate woman who enjoys the dance and is intoxicated by it. What crime has she committed? On the contrary, I think you should be rewarded. I will grant you a gold medal and allow you to enter the palace at any time according to my order. No one can stop you anywhere!"
There was silence in the hall for a moment, and then Su Qianqian's cheerful voice of thanks was heard.
The female relatives: Why reward her?
After cleaning up the peanuts, the palace banquet continued, and many eyes fell on Su Qianqian...
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