On the TV stage.
A bald, fat man holding a microphone said on the stage: "Now, please welcome male guest number seven. This is a special guest, so there will be no short video introduction."
There was a commotion among the female guests, and they were discussing:
"Mysterious man?"
"Is he the kind of person who has money but wants to keep a low profile?"
"The son of a certain group? Can't you introduce him?"
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Wang Xiaohai appeared on stage wearing the clothes of a mentally ill person, with all the stage lights shining on him.
"Wow, such unique and fashionable clothes!" praised female guest No. 3.
They already had a preconceived notion that Wang Xiaohai was a rich second-generation.
"Look at his melancholy eyes. Is he doing charity work?" Female guest number five said, "He's obviously a loving person. He's a little young, looking like he just turned 18, but children from wealthy families often marry early. It's okay. I'm going to keep the light on for him!"
"Male guest, could you please introduce yourself?" the bald, fat host asked, guiding him. "For example, your work, experience, your requirements for your partner, etc."
"Hello everyone, hello female guests, my name is Wang Xiaohai." Wang Xiaohai's opening words were very normal.
There was another round of discussion among the female guests.
"The son of a rich man is honest. He even told me his real name. I like honest people." Female guest No. 6 made a heart shape with her hands.
"It's so sincere. I'm so touched. I've waited for so long and finally found a satisfactory male guest!" Number Nine also spoke up.
"Please let the male guest continue speaking." said the bald host.
Wang Xiaohai cleared his throat and continued, "I'm a mentally ill and unemployed vagrant. I like sincere girls."
Several female guests grabbed the microphone and said:
Female guest number two: "Rich men don't have stable jobs. We all know that."
Female guest number one: "Is he mentally ill? The male guest has a great sense of humor, exactly my type."
Female guest number 10: "The male guest is so handsome and manly. I'll keep the light on for you."
Female guest number nine: "Host, I have a question for the male guest, is that okay?"
The bald host said: "Okay, you can ask, but the limit is three minutes."
"What is the standard of sincerity for male guests? And male guest, you went on stage without makeup. Is it also to show your true side?" asked female guest No. 9.
"Don't lie, don't be pretentious." Wang Xiaohai thought for a moment and replied.
"Then I just meet your standards. Could you please consider me, male guest?" said female guest number nine.
"We are all sincere!" all the female guests said in unison.
The bald host picked up the microphone and said, "Male guest Wang Xiaohai, the ten female guests on stage have all reserved their lights for you, which is rare. Do you have a female guest in mind? Or, you could have them perform the talent you requested and then choose from them?"
Wang Xiaohai wondered how long this temporary male guest would be on stage. It had to end quickly, as he and Fang Fang still had to find a school to attend.
"Everyone keep the lights on, my charm is really strong!" Wang Xiaohai shook his flowing hair and pointed at the female guest No. 1: "What talents do you have?" He thought to himself that he had to turn off the lights as soon as possible to not waste time.
"Okay, can you show me how to fart? Fart towards the camera." Wang Xiaohai said.
"Fart?" Female guest number one hesitated.
"What? You don't have this talent?" Wang Xiaohai said, "Then turn off the lights quickly."
"Yes, yes, of course I can!" said the female guest number one, walked to the center of the stage, and let out a loud fart at the bald host.
Wang Xiaohai was dumbfounded—the lights weren't even turned off! Could this be true love? Love at first sight? Never mind, let's try another female guest.
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