Xuxu and Dalongbao were wandering around in the woods.
The forest is so big that it is not easy to find a wild boar.
"Master, can't we take this opportunity to escape?" Da Long Bao asked, "Anyway, no one is watching us now—no, there are no monkeys watching us."
"How can we get information if we escape? We don't know anything about this place." Xu Xu said, "You are stupid."
The two continued walking for five minutes and encountered many animals, but not a single wild boar.
"We're both armed with clubs and stalking the woods, full of murderous intent. No foolish pig will be fooled!" Xuxu said, "We need to come up with another plan to find the pig."
Xuxu looked at Dalongbao, who was wearing a skirt and holding a wooden stick, and suddenly an idea came to him and he thought of a solution!
"Da Long Bao, you're so fat, and if you're wearing women's clothes, you can easily disguise yourself as a female wild boar to seduce the male wild boar." Xu Xu said, "Then I can take advantage of the opportunity to launch a sneak attack and successfully capture the male wild boar!"
Dalongbao: "Master, I don't want to pretend to be a sow."
"This is the only way. Just listen to me." Xuxu said, and then he picked a strawberry from the roadside, squeezed out the juice, and smeared it on Dalongbao's lips, "I'll make you a simple lipstick."
"Master, I think strawberry lipstick is so ugly and useless. You even made me look so ugly." Dalongbao said aggrievedly, "No wild boar would be interested in a sow as ugly as me!"
Xuxu ignored Dalongbao's complaints, found a straw rope from the roadside, and stuck it on Dalongbao's butt as a pig's tail.
"That's good now," Xuxu said. "Hurry up and crawl on the ground and walk back and forth on all fours. That way it will look more like you!"
After saying that, he hid behind a nearby tree with a big wooden stick in his hand, and signaled Dalongbao with his eyes to bark a few times.
"Momo!"
Dalongbao lay on the ground and barked twice.
"Idiot!" Xuxu whispered, "You're mooing like a cow, not a pig."
"Master, don't talk. I seem to hear some noise coming this way." Dalongbao said.
Xuxu immediately shut up and hid quietly behind a big tree, and the strength of his right hand holding the big wooden stick gradually increased.
A black wild boar wearing jeans came over whistling, its steps a little unsteady, as if it had drunk some alcohol.
"Huh?" the Jeans Boar said in surprise, "There's a beautiful woman here!"
Xuxu dared to bet his life that the black wild boar must have been drunk, otherwise it would not have thought Dalongbao was a beauty. His original plan was that when the wild boar saw Dalongbao and fled in fear, he would chase it and knock it unconscious with a stick from behind!
But this was beyond his expectation! He had never expected that a drunk pig would come and mistake Dalongbao for a beautiful sow!
It turns out that to a drunk person or animal, everything looks beautiful!
The black wild boar in jeans pounced on Dalongbao like a hungry pig.
Dalongbao rolled over on the ground to avoid it, and then kicked the black wild boar over.
"Beauty, why did you hit me?" The black wild boar, reeking of alcohol, climbed up from the ground and pounced on Dalongbao again.
Dalongbao kicked again, but this time the black wild boar resisted and was not kicked away. Then the black wild boar hugged Dalongbao and put its round pig mouth straight into Dalongbao's face!
"Master, save me!" Dalongbao didn't expect that the wild boar was so strong. He didn't want to be beaten by a wild boar, so he struggled to ask Xuxu for help.
Xuxu jumped out from behind the tree and hit him with a stick.
Bang!
The wooden stick broke suddenly, but it hit Dalongbao on the head!
A big bump suddenly grew on Dalong Baotou's head.
"Sorry, I was in a hurry and didn't see the person clearly, so I called the wrong person!" Xuxu apologized.
"You monkey! Who can understand you when you speak English? Be careful next time you hit someone. If you do that a few more times, I'll be killed!" Dalongbao said. "Besides, no one in the Void Continent knows English! By the way, where did you learn it?"
"You learned it outside of books, so don't pay attention to these details in this book! You will lose if you take it seriously!" Xu Xu said, and smashed the remaining half of the wooden stick at the black wild boar. This time he used all his strength and knocked the black wild boar in jeans unconscious!
"Okay, drag this black pig back to the monkey's camp." Xuxu commanded.
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