"Nonsense! Most of the monkeys in the orchard are idiots. Who would understand art like painting?" Da Long Bao said, picking up the wine on the table and asking, "Could these two bottles of wine also be fake?"
"No, no." Boss Monkey waved his hands quickly, "There must be wine in the bottle."
Dalongbao opened the bottle, took a sip, and immediately spat it out: "Bah! This is just water!"
"That's not right!" Boss Monkey took the wine from Dalongbao and examined it carefully. "I did add a few drops of wine to the bottle after filling it with water this morning. Did I mistake kerosene for wine?"
Boss Monkey took out a lighter and said, "Open your mouth. I'll check if you drank kerosene by mistake."
Dalongbao opened his mouth, and Monkey Boss immediately lit the lighter and put it into Dalongbao's mouth.
Peng——
The flames exploded, and a fireball instantly spurted out of Dalongbao's mouth. The fireball hit the monkey boss's head, burning the monkey hair on half of his head bald!
"See!" Dalongbao said, "It's fake wine!"
"Forget it, since you two have seen through me, I won't charge you for this meal." Boss Monkey felt very sorry that he didn't make any money from his first business today.
"You still want to make money?" Dalongbao cursed, "I'm in a good mood today. If you can survive normally, you'd be lucky. How can you still want to make money!"
Xuxu and Dalongbao walked out of the restaurant dejectedly. They were so hungry that their stomachs were rumbling and they felt like they could eat a whole cow.
The two returned to the open space in the camp, where the two elders were already waiting.
In one afternoon, more than half of the monkeys did not come. It seems that these monkeys are really used to being lazy.
"Let's go back and eat first, and come back in the evening." The two elders said weakly, thinking that they would not care if everyone was not together in the evening.
Xuxu and Dalongbao dragged their feet away.
"Master, I feel like I'm going to starve to death in this world." said Dalongbao.
"Don't make noise, I seem to smell the aroma of roasted chicken." Xuxu rubbed his nose.
The two followed the scent to a small stream and saw a tiger roasting a chicken by the river, with the aroma filling the air.
"Master, can you kill that tiger?" Dalongbao asked quietly.
"If you're full, there's no problem." Xu Xu said, "But I'm too weak right now to even awaken my blood energy."
"Then how can I snatch food from the tiger's mouth?" Dalongbao pondered.
He saw Xuxu staring at him with strange eyes and immediately said, "Master, stop! I can't pretend to be a tigress like this!"
"Did I tell you to pretend to be a tigress?" Xuxu said.
"No one said it, but your eyes look very similar." Dalongbao said nervously.
"I have an idea." Xuxu leaned close to Dalongbao's ear and said a few words.
Dalongbao nodded as he listened.
One minute later.
"If you dare to take my things, I'll show you how I'll deal with you!" Xuxu walked towards the Tiger Roast Chicken with a wooden stick in one hand and a big dragon bag in the other.
"I didn't take your things." said Dalongbao.
"Nonsense, you clearly took it!"
The two men quarreled and gradually approached where the tiger was.
"You bastard Dalongbao, take my things, take my stick!"
The two men finally came to the tiger, who was roasting a chicken and was looking at them in confusion.
Xuxu raised the wooden stick and smashed it towards Dalongbao's head. When it was about to hit, he deflected the stick and hit the tiger's head hard.
“Crack—”
The wooden stick broke into two pieces.
A big bump suddenly grew on the tiger's head, and it turned around and rushed towards Xuxu angrily.
I didn’t faint!
Xuxu turned and ran away, with the tiger chasing after him.
"Bastard—I'm going to tear you apart!" roared the tiger.
Dalongbao took the opportunity to take the roast chicken and fled in another direction.
The tiger was chasing and suddenly stepped on a rope loop. In an instant, it was hung up and its body was suspended in the air on the tree.
This is a trap designed by Xuxu and Dalongbao. When you don’t have the strength, your IQ is the most useful.
"Stupid tiger, just hang on the tree."
Xuxu hurried to the agreed place to meet Dalongbao. If he was too slow, he would probably only see chicken bones. He did not forget that Dalongbao's eyes turned green when he saw the roasted chicken!
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