Wang Xiaohai jumped from the roof into a pharmacy.
The nurse who sold medicine at the pharmacy was startled, but she felt relieved when she saw that it was a man and a woman.
"Excuse me, are you two martial artists?" the nurse said. "I see. You want to buy medicine for injuries."
"How clever!" Wang Xiaohai said, "What medicine do you recommend for me?"
"Is it you who wants to use it, or the girl behind you?" asked the nurse.
"Oh, is there any difference?" Wang Xiaohai didn't understand.
"The medicines in our pharmacy are all secret medicines passed down from our ancestors. Different formulas are formulated according to the gender of the customer," said the nurse.
"There's even a term like 'custom-made'?" Wang Xiaohai said. "It sounds really classy."
"How did she get injured?" the nurse continued. "Knowing how she got injured will help me develop a more accurate treatment plan."
"I hit him with the door." said Wang Xiaohai.
"Are you a domestic violence maniac? You actually hit your girlfriend!" The nurse was shocked.
"No, you misunderstood. I'm not a domestic violence addict!" Wang Xiaohai hurriedly explained, but it didn't feel right. What domestic violence? He wasn't even married! So he added, "She's not my girlfriend either."
"Ah!" The nurse was even more surprised. "So you're a pervert. You actually used violence against a girl you weren't close to! I suggest you buy a bottle of pervert treatment medicine from our pharmacy. I guarantee that after taking it, you'll be transformed from a pervert into a gentle and refined person!"
"What medicine?" Wang Xiaohai asked out of habit, then suddenly realized, "I told you, I'm not a pervert!"
"A bottle of medicine that can change your gender, so that you can no longer do perverted things to women!" said the nurse. "Also, perverts will never admit they are perverts, just like a fool always thinks he is very smart and never admits he is a fool!"
"Oh, are you a fool?" Wang Xiaohai asked.
"I don't...ah, you are really a pervert, trying to trick me!" The nurse reacted.
"If I were a pervert, you know I am a warrior, but you still dare to talk to me like that. You are so brave. You are the pervert, right?" Wang Xiaohai retorted.
"It's okay, I'm not afraid of you." said the nurse.
"Why? Are you also a martial arts master?" Wang Xiaohai was shocked. The world outside is really full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers!
"No, because I'm not a real person, idiot!" the nurse said, twisting her head off with her right hand, spinning it in the water like a ball, and then putting it back on her neck. "I'm a dummy puppet, I'm not afraid of death at all!"
Wang Xiaohai and Qin Jie were speechless for a moment.
"Are you selling medicine or not?" Wang Xiaohai shouted. "You're a fake. Where did you get the secret medicine passed down from your ancestors? You're talking too much nonsense. The person who set up your smart program must be a pervert!"
"It is indeed a secret medicine passed down from our ancestors." The nurse turned around and took out a few bottles of medicine from the cabinet and placed them on the glass display stand.
There was a trademark on each brown medicine bottle, and the full name of the trademark was: Secret Recipe Passed Down from Ancestors.
It turns out that this is the same routine as seafood fried noodles. The noodles cooked by a chef named seafood are called seafood fried noodles!
"I won't waste time talking to you, a dummy. Hurry up and apply the medicine to her!" Wang Xiaohai said, throwing ten thousand yuan on the glass table.
"Okay!" The nurse quickly put the money in her arms, picked up a bottle of medicine from the counter, walked to Qin Jie, and tore off her trouser legs.
"What are you doing!" Qin Jie screamed.
"It's okay, we are all women." The nurse said, "Oh, yes, I am a dummy, it doesn't matter whether I am a man or a woman."
"He is not a woman!" Qin Jie pointed at Wang Xiaohai.
"But he's facing away from you, so he can't see!" the nurse said. "Besides, you're wearing black underwear, so you're not afraid of being exposed."
Qin Jie's face turned red all the way to her neck. Even though she didn't see it, you said it all!
The nurse quickly applied medicine to Qin Jie's injured leg, then turned and left.
I have to say that this medicine is very effective. In less than a minute, Qin Jie was able to move her legs again.
"You are not allowed to turn around, otherwise I will dig out your eyes." Qin Jie threatened Wang Xiaohai.
She didn't know that Wang Xiaohai could see what was behind through the glass of the display cabinet in front.
"Nurse, are you selling your clothes?" Wang Xiaohai asked.
"I'll sell it to you if you pay me." The puppet nurse pointed to the price tag on the clothes and said, "One thousand a piece. Never mind. You just gave me ten thousand. I'll give it to you for free." As she said that, she took off her nurse uniform and threw it to Wang Xiaohai.
"Shameless, hooligan!" Qin Jie cursed from behind.
"This is for you!" Wang Xiaohai turned around and threw the nurse's uniform and ten thousand yuan to Qin Jie, gave her a meaningful look, and ran to the door.
"I'm going to kill you!" Qin Jie's deafening scream came from behind Wang Xiaohai.
But when Qin Jie put on her clothes and ran out of the door, there was no one on the street and Wang Xiaohai had already escaped far away!
She was no longer angry, and even felt a little lost and lonely.
"Wang Xiaohai, you dare to leave me? Let me show you how I'll deal with you when we get back to school!" She cursed, jumped onto the roof and left the street.
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