"As monkeys, climbing trees is a basic skill. In order to prevent the competition items from being leaked in advance and to prevent opponents from setting traps in advance, the two of us will randomly choose a tree tomorrow and then draw lots to decide which tree the contestant will climb." said the two monkey elders.
After seeing the 100-meter race, the monkeys had already dispersed. The two elders were only talking to the candidates. The King Kong Monkey was glaring at Xuxu, but Xuxu remained calm and didn't even bother to look at it.
On his way back to the hotel, Xuxu encountered a tiger begging on the roadside. He was shocked. What the hell? Even a tiger is begging!
And this tiger seemed familiar. Xuxu took a closer look and found that it was the tiger that was hung on the tree after he stole the roasted chicken.
"Hey, Brother Hu, what's wrong with you?" Xuxu greeted.
"Ah—it's you, you bastard!" Tiger stood up instantly when he saw Xuxu, "You've hurt me so badly!"
"How did I hurt you?" Xuxu was puzzled.
"You stole my chicken yesterday!" the tiger said. "Did you know I roasted that chicken for my tigress? I went home and knelt on a washboard for three hours because of it. Then she yelled me out of the house. Now I'm penniless and can only beg."
"You are a tiger. Can't you rob monkeys, cows, pigs and the like? Do you need to beg?" Xuxu said.
The tiger suddenly realized why he hadn't thought of this. He accidentally picked up a broken bowl on the side of the road and became a beggar on a whim.
"You monkey, hand over the money you have on you!" The tiger smashed the bowl on the ground, picked up a piece of it and pointed it at Xuxu.
Xuxu really shot himself in the foot this time. He really wanted to slap himself in the face. He was meddling in other people's business and ended up bringing trouble upon himself!
"Can't you find a legitimate job?" Xu Xu said, "Like moving trees, felling trees, or being a security guard. If you're not strong enough, you can easily get killed by robbery! For example, if I get serious, I can beat you in minutes!"
The tiger glared at Xuxu with disdain, thinking, "You're such a small fry, how can you be my opponent? You're trying to scare me, but I won't fall for it!" He held his head high and puffed out his chest, flexing his pectoral muscles and biceps towards Xuxu.
"Don't think you can be my opponent just by showing off these flashy muscles." Xu Xu said disdainfully.
"Flashy but impractical?" Tiger snorted. "You'll know once you try it."
"Keep this posture and don't move. Let me test whether it is really flashy!" Xuxu said, then picked up a branch on the ground and smashed it hard on the biceps of Tiger's arm.
Snap!
The branch broke in two.
"Not bad, it's quite strong." Xu Xu praised, "But we still need to try it. After all, the branches are too weak. Anyone can do it."
"Go on, my muscles are real, not flashy." Sweat has already appeared on Lao Hu's forehead. It really hurt when Xu Xu hit him just now, but the words have been said, so at least he still has to save face.
Xuxu picked up a round wooden stick as thick as a fist from the woods. The tiger was almost scared to death when he saw it. He wondered if his arm would be broken.
"Stand still, it's time to prove your muscles!" Xuxu clapped the round stick in his palm and swung it left and right like the wind.
The cold sweat on Tiger's forehead increased.
Xu Xu smirked in his heart. He loved slapping these pretenders in the face! Even if you don't have the ability, come and pretend. If you had my ability, no one would say anything! With your current level, you're probably not even a level 10 expert. I'll beat you up if you pretend!
"Tiger, look at the stick!" Xu Xu shouted, and the round stick came down with a whistling wind and hit the tiger's biceps heavily.
"Ah--" the tiger screamed. Its arms had been deformed and hung limply at its sides, unable to exert any strength at all.
"How is it? Is there anything wrong?" Xuxu asked kindly and concernedly.
"It's okay, it's okay." Tiger's teeth were chattering in pain, but he continued to pretend to be fat, trying to save face. "I have strong muscles, how could I be in trouble?"
"Oh, it seems you really want to prove that your muscles are not just for show!" Xu Xu exclaimed, "Okay, let's do it again!"
Xu Xu picked up a rectangular brick from the ground and said, "I've upgraded it to a brick this time. If you can still hold on, I'll admit that your muscles are really strong!"
Seeing this, the tiger was so frightened that his eyes almost popped out of his head. He hurriedly said, "Sorry, I have something to do at home today. The tigress asked me to kneel on the washboard and it's still a few hours away. I'm in a hurry to go back, so I won't test my muscle strength for now. Bye!"
After saying that, he disappeared in a flash!
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