The short and fat man quickly finished the food in the lunch box and patted his stomach contentedly.
"I'm so full!" said the short and fat man proudly.
Wang Xiaohai and Cheng Yan burst into laughter.
"What are you two laughing at?" the short and fat man asked in confusion.
"Do you really think it's so delicious for free?" Wang Xiaohai said.
"What's the problem? I think it tastes okay. Are you two going to get jealous because you can't eat it?" the short and fat man snorted.
"Sour? We won't," Cheng Yan said. "We checked the date on the box. It's expired."
"Expired? How long? It's still fine if it's within a week." The short and fat man was too concerned about his reputation.
"It's three years past its expiration date." Cheng Yan pointed at the production date on the outside of the box. "I bet it's all spoiled. You'll poop like hell after eating it. Airlines are profiteers by nature, and they'll only make you hungrier the more you eat. I bet not only is it expired and spoiled, but they also put laxatives in it. I guarantee you'll poop right after eating it, and even hungrier."
As Cheng Yan finished speaking, the short and fat man felt a pain in his stomach, so he took a pack of paper from his bag and ran to the toilet at the tail of the plane.
I didn’t expect there was only one toilet at the tail of the plane and there was a long queue.
The short and fat man was standing in line with his buttocks tucked in, his face flushed red. As he was waiting, the man standing in front of him suddenly farted loudly, followed by a "splash" sound. It was obvious that he could no longer hold it in and had pooped in his pants!
It seems that the winner of rock-paper-scissors does not get a reward, but a punishment!
However, the service staff of this plane are really geniuses at making money. As soon as someone pooped his pants, a flight attendant came over and sold disposable toilets to the people in line.
"Still worried about long waits for the restroom? Still worried about stomach discomfort?" the two flight attendants said. "We now have disposable paper toilets for sale on this plane. They're quick and easy, and you can throw them away after use. One toilet is only 998 yuan. You heard right, not 2,800 yuan, not 1,800 yuan, just 998 yuan. Take this convenient toilet home, what are you still hesitating about? For only 998 yuan, you won't have to poop your pants or smell all over yourself. Buying a convenient toilet is the wisest choice you'll ever make. Buy now and get a free roll of toilet paper! Act quickly! We'll give the first three passengers who snap up a purchase ten yuan in cash on the spot. What a great deal!"
As soon as the flight attendant finished speaking, most of the people in the queue came over to buy disposable toilets. There were still a few stubborn guys who thought they were very patient and could hold out until the person in front of them finished defecating in the toilet, so they refused to buy convenient disposable toilets. However, they didn't know that there was actually no one in the toilet. It was just locked by the flight staff and a sign indicating that someone was there!
The flight attendant did not persuade those who did not want to buy the toilet. She left after selling one round and returned to the maintenance staff's compartment in the front to wait.
Ten minutes later, the people in front who didn't want to buy disposable toilets couldn't bear it anymore and started to defecate one after another, and all the feces and urine went into their pants. For a moment, the cabin was filled with a foul smell, and everyone covered their noses as if they were in the toilet.
Several contestants sprayed several bottles of perfume around themselves, but still couldn't cover up the stench!
Wang Xiaohai and Cheng Yan held their breath and didn't say a word.
Just then, the flight attendant came in wearing gas masks and oxygen cylinders.
"Special reminder from this aircraft: We have excellent-isolation gas masks and oxygen cylinders for sale, in sufficient quantity to ensure you can breathe the air of the Ice Kingdom. The current price is only 10,000 yuan per set, which is a super discount. Those who are interested can purchase from the flight attendants or flight attendants passing by." The plane broadcast three times in a row.
Wang Xiaohai and Cheng Yan didn't need to buy any, the flight attendants gave them a set directly. After all, they were big shots, and no matter how much money they made, they couldn't offend big shots!
The crew had ripped off most of the money the contestants had brought with them. It was a terrible trip. The people at the Qingliu branch of Alliance Airlines were too ruthless! Every passenger's face was livid. These money-stripping tactics were impossible to prevent!
"Hello everyone, in order to ease the tense and depressing atmosphere, our airline has decided to play soothing and relaxing music for you. One song only costs one hundred yuan, and everyone is welcome to buy it." The flight attendant came over again to sell.
No one was willing to pay this time.
If one plan fails, there is another one. There are many ways to make money anyway. The crew no longer sells paid songs, but plays free songs directly from the loudspeakers.
A few passengers thought the airline had finally shown some conscience.
I didn't expect that the free music would turn into noise halfway through, like the sound of a knife scratching glass and a mosquito buzzing, which made people more and more irritated the more they listened.
"Don't worry, everyone. Our airline has professional noise filters that can effectively filter out unnecessary noise. Each one costs only one thousand yuan, and can save you from the disturbance of noise. What are you still hesitating about? The quantity is limited, first come first served!" The flight attendants came over and sold their products one by one.
People who can't stand the noise and feel nauseous and want to vomit immediately pay for noise filters.
Qingliu Airlines made another big profit.
During the trip, Qingliu Airlines employees turned the air conditioning on the plane to the maximum and sold heating clothes to passengers, making another profit.
As they approached the Ice Country, the contestants and passengers on the plane had very little left in their wallets.
"Hello everyone, this flight has reached its final destination... at an altitude of 10,000 meters. Passengers, please prepare to disembark. Those who don't have a parachute can buy one from the crew for only 10,000 yuan. Those who can't afford a parachute, please jump yourself. Life and death are at the mercy of fate!"
The plane's announcement played several times, and then the door opened. A gust of cold wind rushed in, blowing everyone inside to the ground and causing them to fall and roll around.
"Qingliu Airlines is such a rip-off. I will never fly it again!" a passenger cursed angrily, and then jumped from a height of 10,000 meters. He had no money to buy a parachute.
"Once you've taken it once, you're broke and you can't afford it again," the crew member replied. "This is a one-time deal. We don't care if you come next time!"
Those who think they are not capable of jumping from a height of 10,000 meters without getting hurt immediately buy parachutes, and those who have no money immediately apply for online loans, which makes the airlines make a lot of money.
Wang Xiaohai refused their free parachute. "Ten thousand meters is no problem. He can fly!" Wang Xiaohai grabbed Cheng Yan and jumped out of the plane, using the Qi Control Technique to slowly fly down.
A white ice city appeared below the sight. At first glance, all kinds of buildings were carved out of ice. The Ice Kingdom is extremely cold and has not melted for thousands of years. The bell tower, lighthouse, church and buildings are all ice sculptures. The architects of the Ice Kingdom are all sculptors.
At this moment, the capital of the Ice Kingdom, Hanfeng City, was crowded with people, all gathered in the square of Hanfeng City. Many people were wearing a lot of clothes, and most of them were just wearing one or two pieces of clothing. After all, they were all warriors, and their bodies were different from ordinary people.
After flying for five minutes, Wang Xiaohai and Cheng Yan landed on Hanfeng Square.
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