Chapter 39: Meow like a cat and a cow



The mechanical bull stopped talking and just opened its mouth to spit out flames.

The two elders, Kakarot and Jiren, quickly stepped forward, each holding down the upper and lower jaws of the mechanical bull with one hand to prevent it from spewing flames!

The monkey guards quickly spread out and surrounded the two fighting parties in a circle.

The two sides immediately entered a stalemate, both trying their best to attack each other.

Xu Xu quickly kicked and punched the mechanical bull on its back, but only heard a few "clang" sounds. The mechanical bull completely ignored his attacks.

"It's useless. You haven't awakened yet and can't break my defense!" The mechanical bull laughed.

"Really?" Xuxu said, taking out a secret weapon to deal with the mechanical bull from his pocket - a screwdriver!

While the mechanical bull was wrestling with the two elders, Xuxu quickly inserted a screwdriver into the nut of the mechanical bull's arm joint and rotated it counterclockwise.

The mechanical bull was so anxious that it suddenly twisted its arms backward and hit Xuxu.

Xuxu jumped lightly into the air and stood steadily on the head of the mechanical bull. Then he bent down and started to remove the screws.

The mechanical bull's mouth was held tightly by the two elders. It couldn't even say the words it wanted to scold Xuxu, and could only angrily use its two mechanical arms to hammer Xuxu on the head.

Xuxu jumped lightly without any concern and avoided the attack of the mechanical bull.

The mechanical bull couldn't retract its arms due to inertia, and instantly its fists hit its own head!

clang——

The mechanical bull's head made a loud metallic collision sound, sparks flashed, and it almost hammered itself to death!

Xuxu fell back onto the mechanical bull's head. The head of the mechanical bull was slightly smaller, just enough for two feet to stand on.

"Screwdriver attack!" Xuxu continued to remove the nut on the mechanical bull's right hand.

The mechanical bull continued to hammer at Xuxu, and Xuxu jumped over it again. With a "clang", it hit its own head again, and Xuxu fell down and continued to dismantle it.

This cycle of smashing, jumping, and dismantling...

A minute later, Xuxu removed the mechanical bull's right arm.

After losing an arm, its attack power instantly dropped a level.

Xuxu didn't even have to jump to dodge, he just stood on its head and used its detached right arm to block the attack of its left arm.

A minute later, Xuxu removed the mechanical bull's left arm, and now it was even less threatening!

The mechanical bull's mouth was pressed and its arms were dismantled. Xu Xu signaled the monkey guards in a circle to dance the Jiangnan Horseback Dance to mock the mechanical bull.

Xuxu got a stick and directed the monkeys to sing in unison to provoke the mechanical bull opponent:

"Everyone sing along with me: Let's meow together, meow meow meow meow."

The monkey guards sang along.

"Chief Xuxu, we are all monkeys, why should we learn to meow like a cat?" A monkey stopped singing halfway and asked.

"That's right. The mocking power of imitating a cat's meow doesn't seem strong enough." Xuxu agreed. "I have to change the lyrics to: Let's learn to moo like cows together, moo moo moo together; I'll act like a spoiled child in front of you, oh moo moo moo moo!"

"You keep singing here, I'm going to take the legs off the mechanical bull." Xu Xu said. He saw cold sweat on the foreheads of the two elders. They probably couldn't hold on for much longer. After all, it was difficult to use the strength of monkeys to deal with mechanical force. If they didn't have super strength, they would have knelt down long ago!

"Let's learn to moo like cows, moo moo moo together; let's act coquettishly in front of you, ouch moo moo moo moo." The monkey guards sang loudly, and the sound almost shook the tiles of the ancient temple off!

The mechanical bull was so angry that smoke came out of its nostrils. It really wanted to breathe fire to burn all the monkeys present, sprinkle cumin and pepper on them, and sell them in Glory City to make money!

I see you bunch of silly monkeys still dare to imitate the mooing of cats and cows, and in the end you will all become the roar of barbecue! The mechanical bull thought angrily.

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