After a long journey, Xuxu and Dalongbao climbed over a small hill and finally saw the wolf territory ahead.
The wolf tribe's territory was surrounded by a long fence with a bamboo gate in the middle. Behind the fence were rows of houses made of a mixture of mud and wood. It looked much richer than the monkey tribe's territory.
A team of wolf guards wearing bronze armor stood side by side on both sides of the bamboo gate. They held long swords in their hands and checked every animal entering and leaving, letting all except the monkeys pass.
Xuxu and Dalongbao walked over without any panic.
"Stop!" The wolf guard captain held out his hand to stop the two men. "What race are you two from? Why haven't I seen you before?"
"We are a new species of bear, so you haven't seen us before!" Dalongbao replied immediately.
"Bear tribe?" Captain Wolf looked at Dalongbao from head to toe, and he was a little convinced. "Your figure is indeed like a bear tribe, but why don't you have much hair on your body?"
"I already told you I'm a new breed, you stupid wolf!" Dalongbao scolded.
"You stupid bear, how dare you scold me! Are you looking for death?" Captain Wolf pointed his knife at Dalongbao. "You're just a bear in a skirt, and you look like a pervert!"
"A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated! Come at me if you have the guts!" Dalongbao rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong arms.
Seeing this, a wolf soldier nearby stepped forward and advised, "Captain, the bear family members are not easy to mess with. Let's just let it go!"
Captain Monkey thought it made sense, so he stopped paying attention to Dalongbao and turned to Xuxu and said, "Are you also from the bear tribe? Your figure doesn't look like it! No matter how I look at you, you look like a hairless monkey."
"Have you ever seen a monkey without a tail?" Xu Xu retorted, "I think you should wear glasses. Is there any monkey as handsome as me in the world?"
"I can't tell what's so handsome about you? You're too hairless!" said Captain Wolf. His aesthetic was that the more hair, the more beautiful. "But I do have glasses."
"BMW brand glasses are noble and luxurious, you deserve them!" Captain Monkey said, taking out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and putting them on.
"Ouch - why can't I see with my eyes!" Captain Wolf shouted with an exaggerated expression and danced with joy. These sunglasses are not light-transmitting and are truly completely black!
A group of wolf minions quickly took out their phones to take a picture of Captain Wolf's exaggerated expression and quickly uploaded it to their social media, with the caption: "Shocking! Stupid Captain Wolf is always acting stupid. His wife refuses to listen and has decided to divorce him next week!"
Xu Xu leaned over to watch and praised, "You wolf tribe has really good welfare, and you even have such high-tech things!"
"Of course, you've definitely never seen one like this. This is a phone designed by our wolf genius, Kanbusi. It's called Aipai Shi!" The wolf soldier said proudly, "Place it on your kidneys before turning it on. Tap it ten times and it will start. That's why it's called Aipai Shi. It's also called Shen Shi."
"Kidney Ten? That sounds awesome." Xuxu said, "Can you lend it to me?"
"No, I can't lend it to you!" Wolf Soldier refused. "Even if I lend it to you, you won't use it! And you're so skinny, your kidneys must be bad. If I keep using it, you'll end up with kidney deficiency!"
Xuxu thought to himself, I may look a little thin, but I’m actually much stronger than you, you’re the weak one!
"If you don't want to be called a weakling at such a young age, you'd better not steal my kidney!" Wolf Soldier continued.
"It's borrowing, not robbing. You got it wrong!" Xuxu explained.
"Don't explain. Explanation is covering up, and covering up is telling stories." Wolf Soldier is a wolf who has been deeply poisoned by the Internet, and he can recite online jokes at will.
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