"Location locked, baby Xu Xu found, locked on with 10,000x scope." Scientist Lu Weiyuan was in the capital and discovered Xu Xu and his two companions through satellite scanning.
"Satellite long-range precision strike begins!" Lu Wei pressed the button in his hand.
A white light appeared in the sky above Xuxu, Dalongbao and Han Xixi, and a beam of light attacked from the sky!
"Who is cheating? He attacks me from such a distance." Xuxu angrily scolded the cheating guy.
Lu Wei said in front of the display: "I'm not cheating, this is a satellite attack, it ignores distance!"
Xuxu said angrily: "In that case, I won't be polite either." As he said that, he took out a transparent potion from his pocket and gave Dalongbao and Han Xixi a sip each. Of course, Dalongbao was not allowed to touch his mouth, and he also took a sip himself.
During the satellite beam attack, Xu Xu and the other two held hands and danced the kicking dance. They drank the transparency potion and their bodies became transparent in 30 seconds.
"Oppa just did this--" The fat Dalongbao started dancing the Jiangnan Horseback Dance in a skirt.
Xuxu and Han Xixi sang a song together, the lyrics are as follows:
Hey big monkeys, isn’t our performance wonderful?
Big monkeys, hurry up and click to subscribe and collect!
Big monkeys, we don’t need gifts!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah oh yeah——
(Several readers and viewers angrily threw bricks into the novel, knocking over Dalongbao.)
Let’s get back to the topic.
Xu Xu and the other two struggled to escape from scientist Lu Wei's 10,000x magnification scope.
(Xu Xu jumps out of the book: Chu Er, get out of here! I didn't escape with difficulty at all, it was very easy, okay? If you keep writing like this, I'll kill you. From now on, all your escapes must be described as easy escapes, do you hear me? Drunk Chu Er: How do you want to write about yourself? Xu Xu: Of course there are three thousand concubines and fifty thousand beauties, haha! Drunk Chu Er: You wish!)
Dalongbao: "Master, look, there's an isolated island in the center of the lake!"
Xuxu: "So what if there's an isolated island?"
Dalongbao: "I think I saw a helicopter up there!"
Xu Xu was very surprised and asked, "Is your eyesight so good?"
Han Xixi also came up and said, "Then let's go and steal that helicopter and go home."
"Is there any way to cross the lake?" asked Dalongbao.
Xuxu looked at Dalongbao and chuckled, "Of course there's a way. You're so fat, your stomach must be full of gas. Xixi and I can sit on you and use you as a boat to row to the island, right?"
"I don't want to be a boat!" Dalongbao said. "I protest."
"Protests are useless, use it as a boat for me!" Xuxu dragged the big dragon bag to the lake and threw it into the water.
Xuxu found a long stick, and then he and Xixi jumped onto the big dragon bag and started paddling.
They rowed and sang:
"Let's row our oars and push the boat away from the waves—"
"The sea reflects the beautiful white tower—"
Dalongbao swallowed several mouthfuls of lake water and said, "We are one family! Master, can you please stop singing? I can't stand it anymore."
Xuxu slapped Dalong on the head and cursed, "I'm your master, the singing king of mainland China. Who can compare to me in singing? It's just a few lines, and I'm not serious about it. When I get serious, even ghosts are scared! And you actually think it's unpleasant!"
"Master, I was wrong," Dalongbao said. "My skirt is so waterlogged that I can't even float!"
"If you can't float, I will beat you up, then your body size will increase, your density will decrease, and you will be able to float!" Xuxu is very confident in his physics!
"Master, please don't hit me. I promise to try my best to float upwards." Dalongbao cried and begged for mercy.
The three of them talked as they rowed, and an hour later, they finally reached the isolated island.
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