"Well, we can't take this train anymore!" said the tour boss. "If we continue to sit here and tourists see us, it will only damage our sign."
"Let's go to the next place and act as a stooge! Please note that the brave ones go forward, and the timid ones should stay away. You can skip this chapter." Boss You said, and walked towards the south.
The four of them walked for about ten minutes and arrived at a rocky hill.
There are only some flowers, plants and thorns on the rocky mountain, and no trees. There is a dark cave at the foot of the mountain. The entrance of the cave is made of rubble. There is a wooden sign next to it with the words "Horror Haunted House" written on it. There are two toll collectors next to the sign.
The big chinchilla looked a little unhappy.
"Don't worry, everything here is fake." Xuxu comforted the big Totoro.
Dalongbao thought that if he fainted, he wouldn't have to enter the haunted house. Is there any way to faint quickly without being fatal?
Banging your head against the wall is not okay! If you don't control the strength well, you will die!
"Master Xuxu, I had a dream last night." Dalongbao turned and said to Xuxu.
Xuxu hit Dalongbao's chin with an uppercut, knocking him unconscious.
"Why did you knock out your own people?" The man with glasses walked over and asked curiously.
"I can't tell you," Xuxu replied. "And there's no need for me to tell you. Who the hell do you think you are?"
"Which onion? I'm the seventh onion planted in the farmland!" the man with glasses said, "You're right! I'm not actually human, I'm just an onion. When I was a kid, the old man next door named Wang came into the farmland where I was and nearly tore me apart! So when I was little, I called myself Wang Sicong. When I grew up, I changed my name to Tian Potian, which means breaking through the field and rushing towards the sky!"
Xuxu fainted. How bizarre and bizarre! Just by joking, I actually uncovered the mystery of this bespectacled man's life!
"Why don't you call yourself Wang Sicong? That name sounds like a rich person." Xuxu asked.
"This name is not as domineering as Tian Potian!" replied the man with glasses.
"Are you really the onion spirit transformed into a human?" Xu Xu asked curiously, "If I use you to make egg fried rice, how would it taste?"
"Just think about my stinky feet and you'll know how they smell." Tian Potian, the man with glasses, replied unhappily.
He actually wants to eat me? This bastard really doesn't take me seriously!
"Come to think of it, you still haven't told me why you knocked Dalongbao unconscious?" The man with glasses returned to the topic.
"I won't tell you." Xuxu said.
"You know how I saw something strange on the side of the road when we were on the bus coming to the amusement park?" said the man with glasses.
"What's strange?" Xuxu asked, "I closed my eyes and slept on the way."
"I saw a black wild boar standing on the roadside, holding a wooden sign that read: 'Please support this book! I'm begging you to recommend it and add it to my collection!'" the man with glasses said. "Don't you think it's strange?"
Xu Xu: "...caught off guard, impossible to defend against!"
He kicked the man with glasses to the ground, and then punched him with both hands in a series of punches, knocking him unconscious!
"If you knocked them both out, how can they still act as shills?" Boss You was puzzled.
"Think about it, what would tourists think if they saw two people fainted in front of a haunted house?" Xuxu replied. "They'd think the ghosts inside were incredibly exciting and thrilling! They'd want to buy tickets to go in and see them! If you don't understand this, what kind of boss are you?"
Boss You was scolded, but he was not angry. He felt that Xuxu was capable and his approach made sense.
"Are we just going to leave these two people outside like this?" Boss You asked again.
"It's enough for us to go in, just let the tourists see someone going in. It would be too fake if everyone went in!" Xuxu said.
"Okay, you say so." Boss You agreed.
"Since I have made such a perfect suggestion, it would be unreasonable not to give me a bonus, right?" Xuxu stretched out his hand.
Boss You thought to himself, this guy is a genius at blackmail! He can ask for money from different angles. It's a pity for this guy to be a water army. He is a waste of talent!
"Are you interested in working as a worker in my amusement park?" Boss You handed Xuxu two hundred yuan and asked.
"I'm not interested now. I will only consider it if you can tell me where the Dark Knight organization is." Xu Xu refused.
"The Dark Knight Organization? I've never heard of it and don't know it." Boss You said.
"Then stop talking nonsense and let's go into the haunted house!" Xuxu put the money into the bag and dragged Boss You into the horror haunted house.
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