"Then I'll go by myself!" Xuxu said, walking to the water's edge.
"Brother Shark in the water, did you see a fat man in a skirt and an idiot wearing glasses just now?" Xuxu asked politely.
"No!" the shark emerged from the water. "If there were, would I have chased you two? I haven't eaten for a year. I'm hungry and broke. The female shark at home has eloped with a sperm whale in the sea! Please come and give me a bite!"
"No, I'm too small to handle the chewing." Xu Xu quickly refused. "Boss You beside me is white and tender, with juicy meat. He should suit your taste. Remember to wait for him in this stream every day. One day he'll let his guard down and be eaten by you!"
"Oh, thank you for your reminder. I will definitely pay attention to it." said the shark. "In order to fill my dream of having a full stomach, I will stay here until I become a skeleton fish, until the sea changes and until the end of the world!"
"I admire you! A shark with dreams." Xuxu said.
Boss You was furious as he watched Xuxu arrange him to do it! But he didn't dare to argue with either Xuxu or Shark!
Arguing with Xuxu will cost you money, and quarreling with Shark will cost you your life. You can't afford to offend either of them!
"The next entertainment attraction is the carousel," said Boss You.
"Lead the way." Xuxu is still very dedicated to his work.
The two of them walked back along the forest path, disturbing many couples who were sneaking around in the dense forest along the way.
for example--
Man: Dear, you are the sweet fruit in my dreams and the sweet spring in my heart!
Woman: Hate it, don’t be so corny!
The man's lips slowly approached the woman's cheek...
Xuxu failed in his jump and stepped on the head of the man who confessed his love when he landed, pressing his lips and head into the mud, and then jumped away.
The man who confessed his feelings put his hands on the ground, raised his head, and said angrily: "Which bastard stepped on me!"
Boss You was thinking about pirates and sharks, and in a trance he stepped over the man who confessed his love, and then stepped him into the mud!
The man who confessed his love jumped up angrily, his mouth covered in mud. He definitely couldn't kiss his girlfriend now!
The forest was quite large. Although the man who confessed his love heard footsteps coming from the front, he didn't dare to chase after them. If a wild animal stepped on him, it would be terrible! He really couldn't see clearly whether it was a human or an animal that stepped on him.
Xuxu and Boss You advanced for another five minutes.
"Something seems wrong!" Xuxu said.
"What's wrong?" Boss You had no idea.
"We've been walking for so long and haven't met any people or animals. Is this normal?" Xuxu said.
"Maybe they are not in this area." Boss You explained.
"This doesn't conform to the average probability." Xuxu said.
At this moment——
"Put your hands up, both of you! Or I'll shoot you!"
A group of pirates suddenly appeared around Xuxu and Boss You.
It's over! Boss You almost fainted. Being caught by pirates would be worse than death!
"Xu Xu, save me." This time I'm going to give you real jewelry!
"Have you heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?" Xuxu said.
"Never heard of it!" Boss You replied.
"Actually, I've heard of it," Xuxu said. "There was a Little Red Riding Hood who tricked a wolf. Later, the wolf didn't trust her anymore. Even when Little Red Riding Hood used Balala magic to transform into Grandma Wolf, the wolf still didn't believe her!"
"What happened next?" Boss You was attracted by the story.
"Later, the wolf met an idiot named Boss You and ate him whole!" Xu Xu said angrily, "Not even a bone was left."
Boss You: “…”
Pirate: "Are you two finished talking?"
Xuxu: "That's it."
"We'll tie you two up now! Take you to the pirate ship and lock you up first." The pirates took out ropes and tied up Xuxu and the other man.
"You are so powerful, why don't you resist?" Boss You asked Xuxu.
"Since I'm so powerful and they pose no threat to me, why should I resist? Just treat it as a role play." Xu Xu said, "Anyway, you didn't pay me, so don't expect me to resist and then save you!"
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