Xuxu finally understood why the pirates came ashore.
It would be strange if he could have a good attitude if he eats this kind of food every day. He must have exploded inside!
"Come sit with my captain and make friends." Luffy said, instructing his men to bring Boss You aboard as well. "This guy is too evil. He cheated us pirates out of our partnership fees. Brothers, we have to treat him well!"
Upon hearing this, the pirates beat up Boss You and dragged him onto the boat.
"Boya girl, I want to be a pirate." said Dalongbao.
"Okay, the joining fee is one hundred yuan." Boya said.
"I still have to pay?" Dalongbao was a little reluctant. "Can I just be a temporary pirate? If it's part-time, I don't have to pay!"
"Part-time jobs require filling out forms!" Boya said, and immediately took out a form, put on a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and took out a pen.
"Name?" Boa asked.
Dalongbao: "My last name is Da, and my given name is Longbao."
"What a strange last name." Boya said, writing on the form with a pen.
"Current occupation?"
"A vagrant." Dalongbao replied.
“Do you have any relevant work experience?”
"Yes, work experience—when I was a kid, I stole dozens of pieces of equipment from Uncle Keren, snatched peaches from monkeys, and stole manure from the neighbor's pit toilet to use in my own fields."
"You have quite a bit of work experience!" Boya wrote quickly with his pen. "What are your preferences for the position and salary?"
"A temporary pirate is fine. At most, I'll be able to work in a position where there are lots of women around me, so I can show off my skirts." Dalongbao replied, "As for the salary, you can decide on the salary."
"A position with many women?" Boya thought for a moment and said, "I'll let you go to the laundry room. There are many women there. As for the salary, I'll give you ten Honor Coins a month."
"Ten dollars a month?" said Dalongbao.
"That's right, temporary workers are paid less," Boya said. "If you slack off or are late once, twenty dollars will be deducted from your salary."
"What? Ten yuan a month, and twenty yuan deducted for being late?" Dalongbao said, "You shouldn't be called a pirate, you should be called a devil!"
"And we don't cover food expenses," Boya said. "You have to pay us 500 yuan a month for living expenses. Since you're a temporary worker, your accommodation is free."
"Does your pirate group have any other benefits?" Dalongbao asked. No matter how he calculated it, joining the pirates would be a loss!
"Yes, during festivals and holidays, we will hold activities to give back to our subordinates," said Boya.
"Really, you pirate group is so nice!" said Dalongbao.
"Of course, you need to buy a ticket to enter the appreciation event. It only costs ten yuan to enter and draw gifts!" Boya said.
"How much are your gifts worth?" asked Dalongbao.
"Well... the value is between one dollar and ten dollars." Boa hesitated, wanting to avoid the question.
Dalongbao thought this wasn't a welfare benefit. Ninety-nine percent of them were one-yuan gifts. This was blatant robbery! As expected of a pirate!
"Also, we'll give you temporary workers free comprehensive physical exams every six months," Boya continued. "Then we'll take your organs to the hospital... No, if we find any problematic organs, we'll remove them for free! We really don't charge for this!"
"Welcome to join our pirate group!"
Boya handed the completed form to Dalongbao and asked him to sign his name.
"Well..." Dalongbao hesitated, "I don't think I'm suitable for this profession. I'd rather be a vagrant and live a carefree life!"
"Tsk...cowardly man!" Boa threw the form at Dalongbao's face.
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