The two horses were unwilling to submit to each other and were fighting with each other, which made Xuxu and Meirenying, who were sitting on them, very miserable!
"Hey, you two, don't go running off into the wilderness!" the beauty whimpered. "This is a malicious detour and a disguised price hike! I can file a complaint against you!"
"You can complain as much as you want." Mosaic said nonchalantly, "Anyway, I'm going to work at the Glory Leather Factory in a few days and be made into leather bags! I don't care whether you complain or not!" Its tone was sad, and it was obvious that it was complaining about its dissatisfaction with life!
"Can you blame me for being made into a leather bag? I didn't make it!" The beauty retorted!
"Who else should I blame if not you?" Mosaic said. "I heard the Glory Leather Factory is about to close down. The factory director ran off with his brother-in-law a while ago! We were the last animals sent there. The original price was over two or three hundred yuan, but now it's our turn to make bags with our skins, and now we can only sell them for twenty yuan. Whether it's a horse or a cow, everything's priced at a bargain price of twenty yuan!"
Meirenying discovered that arguing with the horse was his biggest mistake, as the brains of humans and horses are not on the same page at all!
He said no more.
When a man and a horse quarrel, the winner is said to be more cruel than a beast, the loser is said to be worse than a beast, and if it is a draw, he is said to be the same as a beast!
Xuxu kept silent, he was much more steady than him!
Meiren Ying felt something was wrong at first glance. He was so silent, which was unlike his master. If it were any other time, he would definitely make some sarcastic remarks!
He turned around and found that Xuxu had fallen asleep on the horse!
What a careless person! If he fell down, wouldn’t it be a car accident?
As the two horses were running, they suddenly saw a group of young men and women having a party on the lawn by the roadside. They rushed over, snatched the cans of beer on the table with their hooves, drank them all, then turned around and ran away!
"Damn it! Not only did you guys not follow the route, you were also driving under the influence!" The beauty yelled to the mosaic under her.
"It's okay. Our Glory City horse driving license has 10,000 points, and it's impossible to deduct all of them!" Mosaic replied.
"How did you get your driver's license when you run around so much?" The beauty asked. His Extraordinary City was very strict about the license examination, and Glory City shouldn't be much different!
"Of course I did it after seeing a small advertisement on a telephone pole. It only cost me twenty dollars!" replied the 2D Ma Bang Mosaic.
"Then aren't you two driving without a license?" the beauty complained.
"I have proof!" Mosaic used his front hoof to pull out a red booklet and flung it open for Meiren Ying to see. The two-inch photo on it was of a horse head wearing glasses, and it didn't look like Mosaic at all!
Forget it, why would he bother with whether the photo looks like it? The certificate is fake anyway! Even if it's real, it's a horse, who can tell if it's this horse? It can still say it went to South Korea for plastic surgery!
So, where is Earth? Which corner is it? Meirenying felt that this place that popped up in her head was something she had never heard of before. Suddenly, an idea flashed on her mind: this might be the planet where Chuer was. When she had time, she would definitely go there and beat up the author of this book!
When Meirenying thought of the author of this book, she looked around at the road, and sure enough - she saw a black wild boar wearing a bow tie on the side of the road holding a wooden sign that read: Begging for collection and recommendation, begging for reward!
The author is truly shameless! The beauty cursed inwardly, actually taking advantage of this opportunity to advertise and inflate the word count! If the master were still awake, he would definitely kick that black wild boar into the sky!
By the way, the master sleeps so soundly!
An hour later...
"Mosaic, we seem to be lost!" said 2D Horse.
"It's over. Isn't it said that an old horse knows the way? You actually got lost!" said Mosaic.
"It's all because of you! Drinking is the real problem!" said the two-dimensional horse. "Drinking has turned the old horse into a calf!"
"Stop arguing, both of you!" The beauty couldn't help but moan, "I have navigation on my phone. I'll show you the way!"
"We've been running for so long, one hundred yuan is not enough, we need to pay more!" Mosaic said to the beauty.
"I'm %￥%#*!" the beauty cursed. "What extra money? It's all because you guys were drunk and running around!"
"If you don't want to add it, then don't add it. Don't blame Ma!" said Mosaic.
With Meirenying's navigation, the two horses were no longer lost, and after another hour, they finally arrived at the municipal center.
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