When my brother was leading the rhythm in Xicun, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach.
"Chen Chaoyue's fans, discuss the battle plan to attack Karen first. I'm going to the bathroom." Dai Ge covered his stomach and ran to a secluded place. "Don't follow me, or I'll throw shit at you!"
A group of people in Xicun who were being led by the rhythm said, "Boss, take care. Come back and lead the rhythm as soon as you are done."
The leader reached out and hit the idiot, cursing, "What's wrong with your brain? How can you say that you're setting the tone? Just know it in your heart!"
Xuxu and Dalong carried their brother and ran towards them, and quickly hid in the bushes.
Dai Ge also rushed into the bushes and squatted on the other side.
When Dai Ge was halfway through taking a shit, Da Long Bao suddenly jumped up and kicked him over, and the shit that Dai Ge was about to take was cut off and fell into his crotch.
Dalongbao covered Daige's mouth, beating him and cursing: "I told you to set the tone and criticize others every day!"
Although Dai Ge is good at setting the pace, his strength and fighting ability are terrible. Compared with the tall and fat Dalongbao, he is like an adult and a child.
The leader was both angry and scared, thinking that he had really fallen into a trap. His safety awareness was too poor. He knew that leading the pace every day would offend people, but he didn't hide in a safe corner and didn't know how to keep his identity secret!
He thought that if he could escape this disaster today, he would hide in a safe place and set the tone in the future, being an honest keyboard warrior.
The unusual movement in the bushes caught the attention of one of the group's men below, so he shouted upwards:
"Brother Dai—are you done?"
A while——
No one said anything.
"Brothers, something's wrong." Dai Ge, the subordinate, said, "Let's go up and take a look."
So a group of people from the foot of the mountain swarmed up together with great momentum.
"Master, what should we do now?" asked Dalongbao, holding the dying Dai Ge in one hand.
"Throw him in the shit and we'll retreat back to Dongying," Xuxu said. "They're so many and so powerful, a wise man won't suffer a loss in front of him."
"Aren't you the king of show-offs? You can kill a whole group of them with just one mountain collapse." said Dalongbao.
"I don't have any energy now. I didn't eat enough this morning." Xu Xu said, "Do you think I have unlimited energy? Energy needs to be replenished."
"Is this the setting in this book?" Dalongbao looked confused.
"Stop talking nonsense and run away!" Xuxu slapped him on the head.
Seeing this, Kelun did not dare to cause any more trouble and retreated with Xuxu and Dalongbao.
When Dai Ge's men arrived at the grass on the mountainside, they found Dai Ge lying headfirst in the mud with half a piece of shit stuck to his face.
"Brother Dai has fainted, what should we do?" one of the men asked the person next to him.
"I'll wake him up. My urine is yellow." Another subordinate said hurriedly.
"I'll do it, I'll do it. I have uric acid." Another subordinate said.
All the men immediately started talking.
Finally, it was decided that ten people would pee at the same time to wake up Dai Ge.
Wow——
Dai Ge felt as if his face was being hit by a waterfall, a smelly and foul-smelling waterfall, and he woke up suddenly.
"What are you bastards doing!" Dai Ge cursed.
"Wake you up." Several men said.
"#%%..." Dai Ge cursed, "Don't use this method to wake people up next time, you are all pig-headed!"
"If we had brains, would we be led by you so easily?" one of the men muttered in a low voice.
"Those bastards from Dongying treated me like this. I wouldn't be a gentleman if I didn't take revenge!" Dai Ge said hatefully.
"Brother Dai, we are not gentlemen, we are all villains." Another subordinate interrupted.
Dai Ge kicked him down the mountain.
"Come on, follow me to Dongying to take revenge!" Dai Ge commanded everyone.
Everyone responded and set off together, picked up their weapons, and headed towards Dongying in a mighty procession.
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