Four hours later.
The two people drove the hovercraft to a Gobi desert area.
The car was now parked under a weathered Yellowstone, not because it had run out of gas, but because they were both hungry.
"It will probably take seven or eight hours to fly across this desert, so we can only find something to eat at this entrance," said Meirenying.
"What's there to eat at the entrance to the Gobi Desert?" Xu Xu was confused. "Do you like eating dirt?"
"There are still a lot of sand scorpions down there. We can catch them and roast them for food." The beauty said, taking out a shovel and shoveling the sand.
"I shovel, I shovel!"
The beauty waved her hands and soon dug a big hole.
"There are no sand scorpions?" Xuxu said.
"They must have heard the noise and ran away," Meiren murmured. "I'll continue digging."
Half a minute later...
"If you keep digging like this, you will dig a well," said Xuxu.
The beauty Ying's whole body was stuck in the pit. Sand was flying out of the pit from time to time, falling on the four sides of the pit and forming a high layer of sand.
"Master, I think I dug up some organic food?" The beauty exclaimed in surprise. "Could it be that travelers passing through the desert in the past deliberately buried food under the sand for the convenience of those behind them?"
"Are you a pig?" Xu Xu cursed. "Who would bury food so deep for future generations to eat? It would have gone bad long ago!"
It's not a matter of whether it stinks or not. Even a mentally ill person wouldn't do that! And it just so happened to be found by someone else. The chances are even lower than winning the lottery! Xuxu thought about this again.
The beauty jumped out of the sand pit and took out an oblong black substance.
"Is this food or treasure?" Xuxu asked.
"Let me, a chemist, analyze it for you!" the beauty whispered, pulling a pair of gold-rimmed magnifying glasses from her pocket and examining it carefully. "According to my analysis, the components of this black oval object include: dietary fiber residue, bacteria, digestive mucosal debris, and bacterial metabolites."
"It doesn't look like a treasure, nor is it edible!" Xu Xu said disappointedly. Suddenly, he realized and shouted, "Isn't this just poop?"
Meiren Ying was also startled, and in a panic, she threw it directly at Xuxu's head!
"You are trying to murder our master!" Xu Xu reacted quickly and kicked the door with an upside-down hook, aiming at the beautiful woman!
Bang!
The black dung ball exploded and splashed all over the two of them!
The two of them fell to the ground and vomited.
"Da Long Bao, you idiot!" Xu Xu cursed as he spat, "You even dug out feces to study!"
"How could I have known that there would be such a wicked person who would do such a thing! Burying the shit so deep after taking a shit!" The beauty whimpered with an innocent look on her face.
"It's not that I'm being wicked. I just dug so deep because I was afraid of being discovered!" Xu Xu said, "Forget it, it's just bad luck for us!"
"Master, should we continue digging for food now?" the beauty asked.
"Dig your sister!" Xu Xu said, "Keep driving. At worst, you'll go hungry for a day, but no one will die!"
"But I found a sand scorpion nest ahead." said the beauty.
"You found it? Why didn't you go dig there just now?"
"I want to dig this side first and then go over there." The beauty explained.
"Why don't you hurry up and dig now?" Xuxu had given up eating because he didn't have a chance to eat just now, but now that he saw hope, he started hunting again.
The beauty walked over with a shovel in her hand.
This time, after only two or three shovels, a group of sand scorpions rushed out and crawled away.
Meirenying threw away the shovel, grabbed the sand scorpion with both hands, and put it into her pocket.
Sand scorpions rioted in his skirt pocket.
"ah--"
The beauty screamed miserably. He was stung and his lips turned purple and his face turned blue in an instant.
"Master, it's highly poisonous!" Meirenying rushed towards Xuxu and poured all the sand scorpions into Xuxu's pocket.
"Are you taking revenge on me for using the Mountain Collapse and Earth Splitting Slash on you?" Xu Xu also jumped up. Two sand scorpions crawled into his clothes, and another one crawled into his pants along his trouser leg.
Xuxu immediately used his sewing machine shaking method, and his whole body shook into two phantoms, shaking out all the scorpions. Fortunately, his body was strong, so he was not afraid of being stung and poisoned, and he would not die.
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