"Look at my three-stage slash!" Berserker Xuxu practiced his moves against the dragon with a worn-out samurai sword.
Swish swish——
After three cuts, Dalongbao's clothes were cut into three pieces.
"Intermittent practice." Xuxu picked up the samurai sword and was about to make another three-section cut.
"Master, please spare me," Dalongbao said. "I only have my pants left. If you hit me three more times, I'll be naked!"
"No, I've already revealed my skills. If I don't use the three-stage slash, I'm itching to do it!" Xu Xu said, and rushed towards the dragon and slashed three times.
"I feel much better after chopping!" Xuxu picked up a large leaf and threw it to Dalongbao, "Use this to block it first, and I'll help you with your clothes later."
Han Xixi covered her face the whole time.
"Come here, Xixi. I'll take you home." Xuxu, who looked like a little kid, deliberately pretended to speak in a mature adult tone.
The three of them set off together.
When passing by a garbage dump, Xuxu went to look for it and finally found a set of old clothes for Dalongbao that looked still wearable.
"Dalongbao, come here. I found a set of clothes for you." Xuxu immediately shouted to the fat boy Dalongbao.
Dalongbao ran over happily.
His expression changed in an instant, and he said miserably: "Master, this dress is for women, I am very embarrassed."
"It's good enough that you can find old clothes at the garbage dump, but you're still picky!" Xuxu glared at Dalongbao and said, "Put them on quickly and don't waste my time."
Dalongbao had no choice but to put on the yellow jumpsuit obediently. It made his chubby body feel very tight, and the picture was very funny!
"Now you're the female version of Dalongbao!" Xuxu rolled on the ground laughing. "If you go out dressed like this, don't tell anyone that you're my apprentice. I don't know you!"
To get to the capital of Tiger Country, you need to take a bus to Jedi City first, and then take a boat across the inland sea to get there!
After carefully passing the equipment enhancement store on the village road and finding that nothing was wrong, Xuxu and the other two breathed a sigh of relief and quickly quickened their pace to the temporary parking lot.
A car horn sounded up ahead, and bus No. 77 was heading towards the path at the edge of the village.
Xuxu and the other two hurriedly waved to stop them.
The bus stopped and three people got on.
"Three little kids, where are you going?" The ticket seller took it from me.
"We are going to Jedi City." Xuxu, as the boss, answered first.
"Okay, three children's tickets, one hundred yuan, please buy them!" said the ticket seller.
"We are under seven years old, and you, an old fellow, want us to buy tickets too?" Xuxu said dissatisfiedly.
"Please see the instructions on the car body!" The conductor pointed to the instructions posted on the wall of the car.
Xuxu and the other two went forward to check, and saw that it was written:
Article 1: Bus No. 77 is an illegal taxi. Anyone who gets on the bus will be robbed, regardless of gender, age or status!
Article 2: Some seats still have feces left on them by passengers who were frightened last time. Please be careful not to sit on them!
Article 3: The bus conductor Yang Yongxin will give electric shocks to passengers on the bus every ten minutes to wake them up. Please be careful not to fall asleep!
Article 4: The driver has not passed the driving test and likes to daydream, so the car will overturn every half hour. Please remember to wear your seat belt!
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"Have you finished reading it?" The ticket seller tore off the skin on his face, revealing the face of a middle-aged man.
"Are you Yang Yongxin?" Xuxu asked.
"That's right, I am the electric shock maniac Yang Yongxin. Now it's time for robbery. Please hand over all your money." The ticket seller Yang Yongxin shouted loudly.
"But none of us three have any money on us, what should we do?" Xuxu spread out his hands and said honestly.
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