"Well, after all this commotion you guys have caused, the crew's leading man is gone!" Asakizhe said, "Where am I supposed to find someone like that right now?"
Hai Yi scratched his head and said, "This is a bit difficult. I can't act!"
Hai Er looked around and said, "Since there's really no one else, we'll have to let our instructor Xu Xu be the male lead!"
"I'm the male lead?" Xu Xu was a little surprised. "But I've never acted in a play since I was a child. How can this be possible?"
"Who can act right from the start?" Assistant Director Qian Budong said, "It's you! You're an acquaintance of Mantu, and you're also her assistant bodyguard. Anyway, you won't be at a disadvantage!"
"That's right." Xuxu agreed readily, but the image of Han Xixi glaring at him appeared in his mind, and his body trembled involuntarily.
The costume assistant threw a piece of clothing to Xuxu and said, "Put this on! The clothes you're wearing are too tattered and don't look good!"
"Do we need to change clothes?" Xu Xu asked in confusion, "Are we going to shoot that kind of TV show? The scene is simple, with only a man and a woman alone in a room!" One has to admire his rich imagination.
"Yes, that's the kind of TV!" the director affirmed.
"Ah—really?" Xu Xu said, "I'm still a virgin, is this not good?"
"What the hell are you thinking about!" Mantu said, "The director said it was a simple office scene, with the president and the assistant secretary discussing a business plan! That's the script, what else are you thinking about?"
"I was thinking about the story of the office." Xuxu said shamelessly. He would never admit that he had wrong thoughts even if he was beaten to death.
Everyone in the crew said: "This guy is so shameless."
Hai Yi: "The instructor has enough skin to build a city wall!"
Hai Er: "Instructor Xuxu's face is thick enough to withstand a tsunami!"
"Okay, stop talking nonsense and start filming the TV!" Xuxu yelled.
So the filming of "The Dark and Overbearing President Fell in Love with Me" started!
The crew took a bus and moved to the upper floors of the office building where the filming was taking place.
"Come over here and give me a back massage!" Xu Xu sat on the sofa, pointing at the crew and saying, "I'm the male lead now, and I want to experience what it's like to act like a big shot and shout around!"
"I didn't learn how to act, but I learned how to act like a big shot!" Hai Yi complained.
"Aren't all those young actors like that? They put on a show every day, act like big shots, and rely on body doubles for all their scenes! They use cutouts for all the visuals!" Xu Xu said, "I learned that from them."
"The problem is, you're not a big name yet!" Hai Er said, "You're just a nobody, not famous at all, just like Zui Chu Er's book. No one knows about it, no matter how great your skills are!"
"So if you act like a big shot, the director can kick you out and replace you with someone else at any time," Hai Yi said.
"Are you guys here to film a TV show or to have a rant?" Director Tetsu Asagame said, "Others have the luxury of being high-profile. It's their fault they have a ton of crazy fans. No amount of hard evidence can dampen their enthusiasm!"
"Oh, so he couldn't be killed because he was beaten with a hammer!" Xu Xu was shocked, but then he came to his senses, "He was beaten with a hammer by Hai Er! He was even sent to the hospital! This is real evidence!"
"Does Zuichuer have any fanatical fans?" Hai Yi asked Xuxu.
"The author of this book doesn't even have a single fan, yet he's still fanatical?" Xu Xu scoffed, "He's already stone cold!"
"Oh, I see. Asking the author if he has any ardent fans is like asking someone on the street, 'Do you have a hover sports car at home?'" Hai Yi realized. "He doesn't even have a bicycle, and you're asking him about sports cars! This is humiliating! Humiliating the author of this book!"
"I love humiliating authors!" Xuxu said. "A coder, instead of doing his job properly, spends all day racking his brains trying to mess with the protagonist and supporting characters in the book. It really makes me uncomfortable! Have you two ever been messed with by him?"
"Yes!" Hai Yi and Hai Er said in unison, recalling the unpleasant experience during training.
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