It's hard to put it into words
Gojo Satoru looked at the two actors who had suddenly started to perform without any warning with a look that was hard to describe. He raised his toes...
Took half a step back.
Kaze Hayateru: “…”
Are you serious about taking a half step back?
But that look of disgust is so vivid that if we just take a photo of it and copy it exactly into the comic, I'm sure it will soon become a popular emoticon.
"I'll take Gao Yujun home first." Feng Zaoche put his hands in front of his face, pressed them twice, and then raised his head again, his face full of forbearance, "You...you should go back to school first."
Gojo Satoru sneered twice, which made Feng Zaoche very suspicious that there was no acting involved.
But its purpose has been achieved. Whether it is acting or true feelings, it is not important. Feng Zaoche's expression is normal: "Let's go, Gao Yujun."
Before he pushed Gao Yu Shiyan to the car, he passed by two second-year classmates. At this moment, Xia Yujie felt something was thrown into his palm. He clenched it slightly and hid it in his coat pocket without leaving a trace.
The two men met eyes in mid-air.
Feng Zaoche nodded slightly.
The car door closed.
Feng Zaoche had been resting his eyes and mind in the car all the way. He was reviewing his performance today.
"The purpose of your technique is to make yourself laugh. Of course, you have to pick and choose what you find funny. Performance is when you seek audience recognition." Fuhaya Toru saw Takahashi Shihiko off to the door of the newly rented apartment and briefly summarized, "I've also recently asked someone to help you find a professional who can write the script."
Although he can also play the role of screenwriter, he is unable to do everything and his productivity is insufficient, so his focus should still be on comics.
"Isn't it funny how I behaved when I was exorcising the cursed spirit just now?" Gao Yu Shiyan seemed to be really questioning his life.
It was also because he had already built up enough trust in Feng Zaoche. Otherwise, if someone else had said this, Gao Yu Shiyan might not have been so sensitive.
This kind of blind optimism and dull character that never doubts oneself is actually a good way to maintain mental stability. The pity is that I can't learn it at all.
Kazehayato: “…Haha.”
You know what I mean?
Fuuhayateru quickly glanced at Takaba Fumihiko's expression.
Well, I don’t understand at all.
"Those cursed spirits don't know how to be funny, so I said just please yourself. As for the people who were there, I have a higher sense of humour because I have written so many comedy scripts. As for the other two..."
Unable to think of a reason, Feng Zao hesitated for a long time and finally came up with a reason that Gao Yu Shiyan could not refute.
"They, they probably weren't born to laugh."
"…Is this the strong man?" Gao Yushiyan showed admiration.
"No, a person with facial paralysis is not necessarily a strong person, and a strong person is not necessarily paralyzed. But if you are only referring to these two, I agree with this point." Feng Zaoche gave a thumbs up.
The two people, who didn't know they had been arranged, were trapped in the school's martial arts field, and they were at a loss as to what to do with the new thing in front of them.
"Why did Tetsu throw this thing to us?" Gojo Satoru stretched out his hand and poked the prop in front of him. "What exactly is the composition of his technique? How come it feels like he can swap out anything?"
"This kind of thing...even the person himself doesn't know." Xia Yujie complained.
Next to them was a doll that was over two meters tall. When Feng Zaoche handed it over, it was only the size of a palm, but it became like this not long after he brought it back.
"Really... at least give me an instruction manual." After Gojo Satoru finished complaining, the cursed power in his hand became a little loose - they just thought that this was the same "cursed tool" as before, which required strength to activate.
In fact, it is true.
When Feng Zaoche came back from outside, he saw Gojo Satoru running around a doll - it was obvious that this guy's speed was slowed down and was increasing evenly.
The doll looks like a penguin and is a bit bulky. It becomes even more shaky when running long distances, like a drunk person who may fall to the ground at any time.
It's quite funny to see him chasing the penguin, after all, the two are completely different in terms of running ability.
"What kind of creature is this? It looks similar to the one in Mr. Yemo's house, but it doesn't seem to have any fighting ability." Xia Yujie patted his shoulder. "Satoru wanted to use the technique before, but after all, it was in the school, and he was afraid that it couldn't withstand it."
"No, actually we can bear it, but we really shouldn't use the magic. If the school is renovated again, Mr. Ye Moth will kick us out together, and then we'll have no choice but to live on the streets together." Feng Zaoche lowered his voice quietly.
Penguin-kun has a cute appearance and a simple and honest personality. He feeds on various energies and can absorb any energy. From another perspective, he has achieved invincibility, but relatively speaking, he has also paid a certain price, which is that, as Takeyu Takeshi said, he has no fighting ability.
In other words, it's a lovely stake.
It's almost a habit that things that come out of the system have some strange side effects.
For example, after being beaten up, the Penguin will start to drop small pearls (the original words of the mall description), and will follow the person who beat it and shed tears, but it will not last too long.
From Kazehato's aesthetic point of view, the penguin looks cute, so this side effect is better than nothing. However, out of his usual vigilance, he still kept it in the warehouse for several days and only gave it to his classmates after finding nothing unusual.
The main reason he changed this was because of the so-called discount benefits recently developed by 920, which were given in the name of "Congratulations on his promotion to the third grade."
What is there to congratulate? If you must congratulate him, why not congratulate him when he was promoted to the second grade?
920 hesitated for a long time and couldn't explain himself clearly. He just said that when some important node is approaching, the system mall will automatically unlock this function.
It is an honest system. If it says no, it just won't. It has never forced itself to come up with a relatively perfect logic to harm the host. After working with it for so long, Feng Zaoche still has great faith in its quality.
Just like he can't resist buying a new pen before an exam or a new piece of clothing when attending a party, he has recently developed a similar "be prepared" habit for discounted items.
Fortunately, the family assets accumulated previously were abundant. Even with daily expenses, the money earned could barely maintain a small decline.
[Host, I found the remaining half of Penguin-kun's introduction!] 920 screamed excitedly in his mind, [It's energy storage, it's energy storage!]
[What do you mean by energy storage? Doesn't it rely on energy as food?] Feng Zaochue didn't understand what it meant.
[As for the remaining energy, it will only cut off the part it needs to maintain its activities, and the rest will be accumulated in a certain part of the body, waiting to explode all together one day!] While 920 was explaining, several vivid onomatopeia popped out of his voice.
Feng Zao Che said calmly: [What comics have you read recently where the protagonist is a villain?]
Instead of listening to 920's instructions, he should read the manual himself.
Feng Zaoche had already sent the instructions.
"When the energy accumulated by Penguin-kun reaches a certain limit, it will liberate itself and grow into the super invincible Penguin-kun."
"It will look for someone familiar who has given it energy, express gratitude to them, and invite them to join forces. At this time, Penguin-kun and his fighting partner will become the penguin overlord who saves the world!"
"Please note that Penguin only likes people who can give him energy, and is very disgusted with people who cannot produce energy."
“…”
What is written.
After all the translations, the penguin absorbs energy when being beaten, which is called sparring. When the excess energy reaches a critical value, its ability can undergo further changes, and it will choose a host to assist. The assisted host will not receive any actual enhancement, but will be able to mobilize all its strength. After the strength is dissipated, the penguin will return to its original form.
Also, Penguins like mages who can perform spell attacks, and hate professions that can only perform physical attacks - just get started.
Considering the benefits...
"Suddenly I feel that the school bombing is not so unacceptable." Feng Zaoche murmured.
"You're kidding, you'll die." Xia Yujie turned his head and warned seriously.
If this guy was really afraid of being scolded by Mr. Ye Moth, he wouldn't have been scolded so many times. But Xia Yujie still behaved well on the surface. Feng Zaoche gave him a teasing look, put his hands behind his back, and fell backwards.
"This is probably the role of the penguin..." Feng Hayateru explained in detail.
"So that's how it is. It is indeed a very practical prop." Xia Yujie touched his chin.
"There is one thing I forgot to mention, that is, while the host is borrowing the power of the penguin, he needs to fulfill the penguin's wish... uh, that is, put on the headgear that Penguin will give you at that time." Feng Zaoche saw it in the instruction manual, and the headgear looked really... not so polite.
"Why is the wish for a human to wear its headgear?" Xia Yujie obviously didn't get the Penguin's train of thought.
If the system mall's train of thought is ever understood, that would be a real disaster.
"Maybe he hopes to restore the glory of the penguin clan and make the name of Penguin Hero known to the world. From then on, the penguins become the masters of the world, saving the clan from gradual extinction, and he himself becomes a strong man standing at the top of the world." Feng Hayate answered very calmly, and even chose to ignore the questioning look of "You can make up a reason for this?" that Xia Yujie gave him.