The Greatest Injustice
"Mr. Fuzawa, you are here." Gao Yu Fumihiko's assistant came forward attentively, "This way, this way, Gao Yu has been waiting for you for a long time."
Feng Zaoche, who had just submitted his manuscript and transformed himself from a corporate cartoonist into an angel investor, followed him in with a smile.
After persuading Gao Yushi to leave the group and work on his own, Feng Zaoche successfully made this person follow him without resistance under the pretext of comedy training.
Looking back, he still finds the situation at that time somewhat absurd.
"Hello, are you the benefactor who will invest in my performing arts career in the future? Our head of the group just came to me and said that I would not be allowed to perform on stage anymore. I knew that I would definitely meet my mentor..."
Kazehayato used to think that he was a rare extrovert among the cartoonists who stayed at home - at least he would not be ambiguous when talking to others. It was not until he met this person that he deeply felt that there was indeed a barrier between professions.
He didn't look depressed at all.
Apart from anything else, Gao Yu Shiyan's personality is really suitable for this line of work.
"No, I'm not your mentor, I'm just... well, I am." Feng Zaoche was rarely choked, so he used the universal technique of changing the subject, "Then let's talk about your future plans now."
He is not from the entertainment industry and has no idea how to arrange the best path for his artists, but one thing is clear - he has money.
Recently, there have been discussions about adapting "Crossing" into a TV animation, and after consulting with Hayate Fu, the two parties have reached a preliminary consensus.
The existing comic content is already rich enough. It would be a good choice to start with the time when Mochizuki leaves the organization or later, or to start with the improvement that Mochizuki has made during his travels.
Under the circumstances where there will be money coming in in the future, a guy like Feng Zaoche who doesn't feel bad about spending money will naturally be more reckless.
He tried to write the script for Takahashi Fumihiko himself. After all, he had always been the one who independently designed the plot and wrote the comic series, so it was not a difficult task for him to get started.
It's just that the written form is not so standard.
In order to prevent Gao Yushi from rejecting it, Feng Hayate even showed him several preliminary drafts.
As a result, this guy seemed to have misunderstood even more, and regarded Feng Zaoche as someone who was equally talented and passionate in the field of comedy, but he did not make it clear that he wanted to make him a close friend.
Being as extroverted as Haibara Yu is just right, and being as extroverted as Takahashi Fumihiko is just terrifying.
He showed great enthusiasm for the script that Feng Zao Che brought out. Feng Zao Che found that this guy's sense of humor was actually quite low, and even a simple pun was enough to make him laugh.
Such monotonous things often fail to impress the audience. To put it bluntly, the audience's indifferent reactions are more interesting than his performance.
Feng Zaoche bought another unpopular comedian from the group, just in time to form a group for them. He personally went to watch them rehearse several times, and the results showed obvious improvement.
——When a person has enough food and clothing and does not need to worry about other people's livelihoods, he will often not demand too much for improvement in his own treatment. Although this is completely different from being funny, since Gao Yu Shiyan thinks that very simple things can achieve a funny effect, he has no intention of delving into a script with a plot.
But once one realizes the direction of improvement and sees that a breakthrough is just around the corner, that person will have the motivation to move forward.
There is no need for any other unnecessary factors to support it; just the love for it is enough.
This business is not easy to make. Funny things are not always available. If you want to achieve good results, you must also have certain requirements for quality, which is a bit too emotionally draining.
"Well, Fengzao-kun, I think the current situation is pretty good..." Gao Yushiyan raised his hand and was about to make a suggestion when he was shocked by the terrifying condition of Fengzao Che.
"No, you can't show this to the public. The text is fine, but the actual performance is just so-so." Feng Zaoche pulled the corner of his lip, "Thank you for your hard work. I will fix it right away. Please perform it again."
Gao Yu Fumihiko and his partner: "..."
What else can I say? I can only curl up and tremble in front of my sponsor.
In short, after the great success of the first public performance that Fuzai Toru spent a lot of money on, the Gao Yu Shiyan group also initially established their own reputation. People came to them one after another, hoping that the two of them could participate in a performance.
It's still a long way from making a fortune, but at least I've taken the first step.
Feng Zaoche selected a few of them and let him go, and he felt that he was almost becoming a half-agent.
Feeling that this situation could not continue, he hired an assistant to help Gao Yushiyan.
It is this one now.
The audience who would watch comedians' performances is naturally wider than the audience of comics. Feng Hayateru supports Takahashi Shihiko for two reasons: one is to pave the way for his own comics, and the other is because of his identity as a sorcerer.
——This point has already been made clear in the Jujutsu Kai. Fuuhaiteru said to the outside world that the themes of future comics will be related to this circle, so he paid more attention to it and happened to dig up a person who possessed the technique but had not been discovered before.
So, I did it with the thought, "Since everyone is related to magic, I will support you."
It seems ridiculous, but because he had previously made a rare move to spend money to buy a place in a technical college, it seems reasonable - it is said that people in the industry have always been watching his choice with a wait-and-see attitude, thinking that you are the one who is trying to take on a career that everyone else is running for.
There happens to be another performance tonight, and after the performance there is a mission to exorcise a cursed spirit. According to the information passed from the "window", it is a first-level cursed spirit.
So, staying with the two first-year guys for too long also has its disadvantages. In the past, he would definitely have to go back and forth to count all the props that could be used in the mall from beginning to end, and then use various methods to investigate the surrounding environment to see if there was anything he could use.
Now not only has the above part of the action "disappeared", he even has the leisure to watch a show before the mission begins.
This time he was going to present a script he had written before, but he was not very satisfied with it. It could only be said that it had reached the passing level and needed to be improved a little more - but under their strong request, Feng Zaoche withdrew his plan to delete and overturn it completely, and left the content to them to play with.
It seems that he was determined to perform this script to vent his extreme resentment towards various bosses and supervisors when he was working part-time and in the performance troupe.
When Fuuhachito was present, he would always remember to add to their performances, using his own "skills" to bring out many props that could help them lead the audience to laugh. But this time, there was really nothing to add. The two of them were able to perform vividly just by bringing in their own personal opinions...
The curtain opens.
Gao Yushiyan came out in a rare suit and sat on a chair in front of the office background, muttering to himself: "I'm finally done with my work. It's really hard to stop working overtime every day. Even when I go home for the holidays, I still have to ask people to work overtime at home. I wish I could die."
The partner came out in a panic: "Manager, this is bad, this is bad——!"
"What's the matter? Just say whatever you want to say." Gao Yushiyan made a gesture of invitation.
"Our boss is going to die!" The partner shouted until his voice broke, and he was so excited that he almost fell forward. Gao Yushiyan was stunned and helped him up with both hands: "What's going on? Why is the boss dying? I didn't add a subject just now."
The hellish joke about the boss was obviously well-received by many office workers, and there was an immediate burst of good-natured laughter from the audience.
"It seemed like the boss was working and got really tired, so he just collapsed all of a sudden." The partner also had a hard time describing the scene, gesticulating with his hands, "He was still mumbling something..."
Gao Yu Shiyan asked with concern: "What did the boss say?"
"He said something like 'Just die.'" The partner thought about it hesitantly for a long time before reacting, "Then he collapsed on the table. I really didn't know what to do, so I had to ask you, Brother Gao Yu, for help."
Gao Yushi Yanhun's body trembled as if he had received an electric shock, and he returned to his desk stiffly.
"Could it be..."
"Now..."
The two voices rang out at the same time, but Gao Yushi was the first to speak out: "Do I actually have some unknown superpowers?"
"We have to work overtime to get these things done as soon as possible. I feel like I'm one of the people who's almost reached my limit." The partner was a step behind.
When their eyes met, Gao Yushi realized that his answer was too conspicuous. He coughed twice deliberately before continuing, "We should really work overtime. After all, if we don't work hard now, it's hard to imagine what kind of life we will have in the future."
The coincidence was so absurd that he also had outrageous thoughts, which was really not right.
"Ah, Brother Gao Yu, you can still laugh. We are already so busy that even the guy who usually doesn't care about anything has to start handling work matters. Now he can't take care of anything. Wouldn't it be more troublesome without a living person who can stamp and go through the process?" His partner stared at him resentfully.
“工作當然是要一步一步地完成，畢竟這是合同上黑紙白字簽訂的東西，那就屬于是我們的義務。”高羽史彥義正言辭地說完，也不顧身旁人的碎碎念，從自己的口袋裏掏出了手機。
“喂，是我，對，之前的事我不是拜托過了您嗎，麻煩就讓他們再來一次吧，真的非常感謝。”
他們老板可是非常小氣的人，時不時就會翻看監控查看員工有沒有偷懶，要是被他看到自己剛才的那一段……說不定會被找理由開除掉的，這一年不就直接白幹了嗎，好歹是付出了這麽多心血才在公司站穩腳跟……
“高羽哥，你，你居然已經決定好嗎已經有認識的人了不至于這樣做吧。”搭檔倒抽一口氣。
“那肯定決定好了，因為已經有熟人了所以根本就不需要考慮吧，果然還是在這些領域有認識的熟人會比較安心……”高羽史彥故作誇張地唉聲嘆氣上半天。
“高羽哥的熟人那兒，工作難道沒有我們多嗎”搭檔不由好奇地問。
“那是肯定的，我們這裏可是業內出了名的給錢不多，但還喜歡讓員工加班的公司啊!”高羽史彥焦躁地來回轉了兩圈。
“老板那邊應該有人叫救護車送他去醫院吧”他問。
“我來之前已經有同事組織着把老板給擡下去了。”搭檔話音剛落，他的手機也響了， “喂，你好，哦，是老板的情況有診斷了嗎是什麽問題呢”
“哦哦，現在已經醒過來了嗎什麽要回公司，半個小時之後還要開會”随着獲取電話那一頭信息的增加，搭檔的聲音愈發的尖銳。
“開會怎麽了嗎還是說是突然提出的，你沒有準備”高羽史彥的手機啪嗒掉到了地上，他也顧不上，火燒眉毛地追問着搭檔。
“這種東西就算是臨場發揮，也完全可以的吧，我說的開會是醫院裏的專家開會!”搭檔急得來回踱步。
“什麽什麽問題需要動用到專家”高羽史彥愣住， “老板的身體不是一直不錯嗎”
“說是這樣說，但果然病痛的降臨，十分令人難以防範……你在幹什麽”搭檔不由問道。
“給那邊的人發個消息告訴他們不用過來了，我們得去醫院看一下吧，反正現在手頭上也沒有幾項正經，需要立馬處理的工作。”高羽史彥提議。
“說是這樣說，但是高羽哥，我們上班的人呢，還是要為自己留一條後路的，你放心，我不會告訴老板。”搭檔猶豫數秒，拍拍他的肩膀， “我陪你在這裏等他們的人過來吧。”
“有你這樣的同事真好。”高羽史彥感動得不行， “好，那我還是讓他們過來，你放心，他們過來不需要多久就能回去。”
搭檔: “不，我認為這還是要慎重聊一聊的，比如加班，比如待遇……”
幫忙把剛剛辦公室裏的那一段監控删除掉而已，為什麽還需要聊到他們的加班情況和待遇福利。
奇怪歸奇怪，但高羽史彥仍然選擇順着這個話題暫時繼續聊下去: “這我就已經知道了個大概了，你要是感興趣的話可以自己去問他們，我是沒有興趣繼續問了。”
“我懂我懂，是有什麽保密條例對吧。”搭檔高興地拍了兩下他的肩膀。
“不……明碼标價的東西，倒也不至于有什麽保密條例吧”高羽史彥想了半天想不出來他為什麽要這樣問，幹脆擺了擺手。
“原來居然是聞所未聞的工資公開透明制度嗎……”搭檔顫抖着嗓音說。
“……你認為是就是吧。”高羽史彥奇怪地瞥他一眼， “從前沒聽說過，你還對這一行感興趣。”
“做一行愛一行嘛，我一向是比較随遇而安的人，适應性超級強的。”搭檔的回答滴水不漏。
“不，他們那邊……還是要掌握一部分相關技術的，你知道。”高羽史彥試圖勸說同事迷途知返， “我們拿到現在這份工作也不容易，好歹是已經熟練掌握了的東西。”
“沒關系。”搭檔看起來去意已決。
“好，我給你介紹!”高羽史彥沉痛道， “你既然願意留下來陪我，我也要做些什麽回報你才行!”
……
表演結束，觀衆陸續離席。
風早徹身邊的人也一道站起身，他拍了下對方肩膀，以掉了東西為由要他在自己的身上找一找。
這是個有些突兀而又無禮的舉動，也不知道對面的人是不是聽過什麽來自上級的叮囑，即使是被他這樣“冤枉”也紋絲不動，只管照做，沒意思得很。
他比了個手勢，下一秒，面前的場景不再是舞臺與觀衆席。
術式發動，在高羽史彥認為這一場表演效果到位，非常好笑的情況下，他所認為的好笑的地方，将會被具現化。
辦公室的一角在他們面前徐徐展開，幾張巨大化的簡歷氣勢洶洶地朝着這一處空間內的活物之一撲過去，像是要将他切割成碎片。
那人沒有見過這樣的術式，悚然一驚，這明顯比咒術會檔案上記載的要強大得多，他試着掙紮了幾下，發現無效，且他們似乎并不打算要他的性命後也就不再多浪費力氣，束手就擒。
風早徹不緊不慢地走到被高羽史彥五花大綁的那人身邊，拍了拍他的臉頰，強行把他的嘴撬開，将自己從商城中購買的道具拿了出來灌到他嘴裏。
【迷迷糊糊】:服用下此藥後，對于突然闖入心中的第一個念頭，會變得十分固執，甚至不惜受傷也要将其維護好。
“我今天晚上在臺下除了好好地看表演外，什麽多餘的事也沒有做，到點了就直接打道回府。”風早徹不鹹不淡地念道。
故事的最後，高羽史彥的角色“烏鴉嘴”又一次發作，令他約好的來删監控的人遲來一步，先來的人恰好他也認識，是同一戰略群組內的競争對手。
同事以為高羽史彥要跳槽去的就是那裏，迎上前去表達了自己的意思，還不忘把高羽史彥給帶上，那邊的老板沒有不應的道理，笑眯眯地應承下來，最後在一陣關于剛剛雞同鴨講的争吵中，他們最後還是成功地跳了槽。
可以說是極度的殊途同歸了。
也不知道是不是這個臺本有一處小小的要素在于主角之一因為巧合的過度發生，甚至以為自己突然有了什麽言靈的超能力。
這分明不是他第一次使用這個藥，效果卻看起來比以往都要好上不少。
“風早君”高羽史彥見他這邊已經完事，熱情洋溢。
他走了過來，毫不客氣地開門見山: “還有臺本嗎最近我感覺又燃起了對搞笑事業的熱情，我現在覺得我一天可以演它個二十場，不，三十場也行。”
“你未免也太看得起我了，靈感爆發也不是這麽個爆發法。先把眼前的臺本給練精練好吧，反正也不是一次性的。表情，動作，體态這些方面的引導都非常重要。”風早徹無奈。
高羽史彥和他的搭檔本來就都是業內從事者，在這方面上看起來卻比他這個漫畫家轉職過來的還要更加不專業。
要不是高羽史彥談起搞笑事業時面上的認真與熱忱是騙不了人的，風早徹幾乎要以為他只是嘴上說說而已。
好在，宣傳時将整個團隊都是初出茅廬的新人作為噱頭挂在了海報上。
他們注定要因為這個決定流失掉一部分只喜歡看質量穩定的表演的觀衆，但只要是能夠前來的觀衆，就會對他們的失誤和程度不夠更加包容，而且，新人的不成熟，有時候也會成為看點之一。
風早徹将這一點徹底拿捏住，反而能制造出頗有新鮮感的笑料。
其中，高羽史彥的配合起到了相當重要的作用，風早徹試着詢問過他關于咒術會的意見，也旁敲側擊提供了許多咒術會幹壞事的證據。
但這人明顯是比較專注于某一領域的類型。只要風早徹向他持續提供活動的經費與再給他寫搞笑短句的臺本，他就無條件地站在風早徹這一邊。
真是，和咒術會的高層們一樣，讓人愉快的特質。
花錢先是購買高專入學名額，再是入學之後不好好學習，文化課學得飛起，開始畫漫畫不務正業，一遇到正事就知道電話call，錢call從冥冥搖到一年級的兩個同學，被欺負了也不敢吱聲還為了逃避現實去看搞笑藝人排解情緒，甚至還出于興趣捧了一個咒術師搞笑藝人的冤種中的特級冤種。
自從加入咒術會以後，他的頭銜是愈發的長了。
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入V那天應該是萬更然後上夾子前是10000+3000+3000，那就是一萬六，可是一天寫不出來一萬!怎麽辦呢!
只要我三天都寫五千多，加起來有一萬六那就等于入V萬更成功了!
這大概就是所謂的調更()
So tomorrow's update will also be over 5,000_(:з」∠)_