Upon hearing Wang Yao's overtures, Lü Bu bowed slightly to him, but did not appear overly pleased; in fact, his expression was rather desolate.
"Isn't General Lü's criteria for choosing a spouse a bit too narrow? Why does he only think of goddesses from the divine realm? Are celestial maidens from the immortal realm not worthy of General Lü's attention?" Wang Yao laughed.
“Fairy…fairy? How could they…approach this humble general…” Lu Bu looked at Wang Yao in astonishment. Although he kept speaking humbly, Wang Yao could still see the longing in his eyes.
"The Six Realms are judged by their cultivation level, not by their birth. Even if we consider birth, are the gods inferior to the immortals? General Lü is being too self-deprecating. Our immortal realm still has many beautiful fairies. Come, let me introduce you to a few."
"Take a look and see if there's anything you like before you decide," Wang Yao said with a smile.
Wang Yao didn't actually know much about fairies, after all, he hadn't had much interaction with them. Apart from married fairies and nuns, the only fairies he seemed to know well were Li Shishi, Wang Zhaojun, Diao Chan, and other fellow immortal cultivators. But under pressure, he couldn't care less about that.
In truth, it was nothing more than a few sweet words with Lü Bu to trick him into focusing on guarding Bird Return Ridge. Wang Yao had no intention of actually arranging a marriage between Lü Bu and any of the aforementioned fairies. It was simply that this kid's divine character was too poor, and Wang Yao had no intention of harming his fellow cultivator.
Because verbal descriptions lack a direct sensory experience—for example, if you say a fairy is so beautiful that she could eclipse the moon and shame the flowers, or make fish sink and geese fall from the sky—people cannot actually visualize those beauty in their minds. Therefore, Lü Bu's reaction to Wang Yao's introduction of Li Shishi and Wang Zhaojun was rather lukewarm.
Wang Yao was not surprised by this. He just wanted to arouse the boy's curiosity. If you don't know what it means to be as beautiful as the moon and flowers, or as beautiful as fish and geese, then you'd better protect me well. Otherwise, you will never have the chance to see what it means to be as beautiful as the moon and flowers, or as beautiful as fish and geese!
As for whether he will actually introduce Wang Zhaojun and Li Shishi to Lü Bu in the future, let's wait and see after this kid gets past the Unyielding God. Even if Lü Bu is greatly disappointed when he meets Li Shishi and Wang Zhaojun in the future, it will not be Wang Yao's fault.
Everyone has different tastes, so Lü Bu can't blame Wang Yao for that. Therefore, it won't do Wang Yao any harm no matter what. What he really needs to worry about is that he can't effectively arouse Lü Bu's lustful passion and make Lü Bu willingly serve him.
Although Wang Yao understood Lü Bu's weaknesses, the task was still quite difficult. To put it bluntly, Wang Yao had to use his silver tongue to bewitch a true god-level expert. In any case, Wang Zhaojun and Li Shishi, whom he mentioned, probably failed to accomplish this.
When it came to Diao Chan, Wang Yao had already given up hope. He only had a few words to describe beautiful women, and he had already used them all on Li Shishi and Wang Zhaojun. Even if he used Diao Chan, he didn't have any new words to use.
The reason Wang Yao insisted on mentioning Diao Chan was purely out of a sense of ritual. Just like how Qiao Bushi, the patriarch of the Shu clan in the demon realm, always spoke in three parts, Wang Yao also inexplicably felt that introducing a fairy should involve at least three people to make it complete.
Unexpectedly, upon hearing the name "Diao Chan," Lü Bu's expression suddenly changed drastically, and an expression of great excitement appeared on his face.
"Lord Yue...Lord Yue, I don't know why, but as soon as I hear...as soon as I hear Miss Diao...my heart can't help but flutter. I wonder if Lord Yue could introduce...introduce...to...me to you?"
Before Wang Yao could finish speaking, Lü Bu impatiently pleaded with him in a stammering voice.
"No problem at all. I know her very well. Introducing you is just a small favor," Wang Yao replied, bewildered, completely unaware of what he had said that had caused such a strong reaction from Lü Bu towards Diao Chan.
"Very good, very good..." When Lü Bu heard Wang Yao agree so readily, a look of relief appeared on his face. But then he rubbed his hands together repeatedly, his brows furrowing and relaxing, as if he still had many things to decide.
“General Lü, Fairy Diao Chan works in the Heavenly Court’s Weaving Bureau and it’s not easy for her to come to the God Realm. However, I’m having someone make a special kind of mobile phone. Once I get the phone, I’ll create a group chat for you two…” Wang Yao said hastily when he saw Lü Bu’s uncertain expression.
It was rare for Lü Bu to have such a special reaction to Diao Chan, so Wang Yao knew he had to strike while the iron was hot and quickly whet the boy's appetite, making him obedient for at least a few days at Bird Return Ridge.
But Lü Bu seemed not to hear what Wang Yao was saying. He stood there hesitating for a while, and then a resolute expression slowly appeared on his face. He looked at Wang Yao carefully, and then suddenly walked over and knelt down on the city wall with a "plop".
"This humble general has a matter to ask for the help of the Old Man of the Moon." Lu Bu repeatedly banged his head on the ground, making the blue stone tiles on the city wall bang loudly. Even the God of War, who was distributing quivers, was startled and stopped in his tracks, looking in this direction.
"Get up, get up! Stand up and say what you have to say. What the hell is going on?" Wang Yao, who could never stand others kowtowing to him, was taken aback by Lü Bu's behavior and jumped back involuntarily, shouting.
"I beg the Old Man of the Moon to help me and that Diao... Diao Chan get married. As long as... as long as the Old Man of the Moon can make this happen, I... I am willing to recognize the Old Man of the Moon as my father and treat him as my own father..." Lu Bu shouted.
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