"Don't worry, the hunchback won't break up with you. With him around, the professor shouldn't come knocking on your door on his own initiative," Xi Dazui patiently explained to Wang Yao.
“Uh…” Wang Yao hesitated a bit after hearing Xi Da Zui Ba’s words. Yang Quanxing’s face gradually became clear in his eyes. The two were at most a hundred or two meters apart. Yang Quanxing’s eyes, hidden behind his glasses, seemed to be carefully examining Wang Yao.
Just then, Wang Yao heard a faint buzzing sound in his ears, like the buzzing of mosquitoes. Hearing this, Wang Yao gradually felt dizzy, his steps slowed, and he slowly came to a stop.
"Damn it! The professor is already attacking you. Hurry up, damn it, I'll call Hua Tuo myself..."
Xi Da Zuiba's voice suddenly became louder and softer, and Wang Yao could no longer understand it. He stood there as if he had fallen into another time and space, and found that he could no longer distinguish the scenery around him and did not know where he was. It turned out that the noise on the street was rapidly moving away from him.
The sound kept ringing in his ears, but it didn't bother Wang Yao. On the contrary, it felt like someone was cleaning his ears with a small brush, giving him a pleasantly itchy feeling. Wang Yao just wanted to keep listening and not think about anything else.
He stood there on the street, half asleep and half dazed, when suddenly a large hand reached out onto his shoulder. Wang Yao was startled, and the sound stopped abruptly.
"Kid, come with me." It was Hua Tuo's voice. Immediately afterward, Wang Yao's vision blurred, and he knew that Hua Tuo had used teleportation. In that instant, he saw Yang Quanxing again, still a hundred or two meters in front of him, wearing glasses, his brows slightly furrowed, looking at him coldly.
The sounds of car horns and shopkeepers hawking their wares filled the air, a cacophony of noise suddenly engulfing him. Then, everything vanished again. Wang Yao saw Xi Da Zui Ba sitting at the table in his room, with Huang Li perched at his feet. Xi Da Zui Ba stared at Wang Yao, his face grim.
"You should just stay put in the human realm and stop yelling. The patrolling celestial generals will definitely find out you're here. You'd better find a way to hide in another realm." Hua Tuo's hand left Wang Yao's shoulder, and his voice rang out coldly.
“Wang Yao offended the professor, this matter needs to be resolved. I don’t want to run around anymore. I’m destined to be a life of comfort, and I’m not used to running around like a stray dog.” Xi Da Zui Ba shook his head.
"The patrol general has received my message and needs to report to his superiors and apply to come to the human realm. It will probably take one or two months," Xi Dazui said, looking at Wang Yao.
"Kid, it's up to you now. I'll teach you properly before the patrolling celestial generals come down. How much you learn depends on your comprehension."
Wang Yao blinked as he looked at Xi Dazui and Hua Tuo, still feeling the dizziness in his head.
“Hua Gu, please sit down. Wang Yao has offended the professor, and I’m also quite badly injured. I’ll need you to keep things under control for a while,” Xi Da Zui Ba said to Hua Tuo.
"I'll heal your wounds, and then you should hurry up and get to another realm. Do you think being caught by the patrolling heavenly generals will let you enjoy yourself in the heavenly prison? As for the professor, the heavenly generals will naturally deal with him. Wang Yao should just stay with me in Huadu. It would be best if he left Huadu and went out to make a living."
Hua Tuo shook his head, disagreeing with Xi Da Zui Ba's idea.
"Take my pulse first." Xi Dazui stretched out his arm, and Hua Tuo placed three fingers on it. Immediately, his expression changed, as if he had been struck by lightning. He stood there blankly, speechless for a long time.
Looking at Hua Tuo's appearance, Xi Da Zui chuckled.
"Do you understand now? It's pretty much the same no matter where I run off to..."
"But... but why are you doing this? What does the foreign world have to do with you? What does the foreign god have to do with you? What does this professor have to do with you? You're just a nobody, why are you meddling in other people's business? Are you tired of living?"
Hua Tuo suddenly stomped his feet and cried out. Wang Yao was surprised to find that there were glistening tears in the corners of Hua Tuo's eyes.
“If you, hunchback, see someone sick, wouldn’t you rush to treat them? Let’s stop arguing, brother.” Xi Da Zui Ba shook his head and smiled, then turned to look at Wang Yao. “Kid, it’s my fault for dumping the job of matchmaker on you, but I had no choice, I was forced into it by circumstances.”
"I originally thought I'd earn you ten thousand merits as a way of making amends, but it seems there's so much for you to learn today. If I hadn't summoned Hua Tuo, I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to have the patrolling heavenly generals capture you. I could have taught you some things at my own pace..."
"But now that we've alerted the patrolling heavenly generals, we don't have much time left. First, we have to eliminate the professor. If he hadn't targeted you, we would have kept to ourselves. But I'm just a clay Bodhisattva crossing the river now, so I have no choice but to let him go."
“But since he’s locked onto you, you won’t be able to live in peace unless he’s eliminated, and Zhen Huai won’t be able to be rescued either. I’m currently unable to move around easily, and Hua Tuo can only scare the professor, but he can’t actually do anything, so the task of eliminating the professor still falls on your shoulders,” Xi Da Zuiba said calmly.
“Um…” Wang Yao blinked, looked at Xi Da Zui Ba and then at Hua Tuo. In fact, he had basically experienced Xi Da Zui Ba’s affairs firsthand.
The guy who was originally cunning and wicked in his mind suddenly appeared with a different tone, making him feel like he was dreaming and unable to believe what he was seeing.
This... Xi Da Zui Ba (Big Mouth Xi) isn't a bad guy after all? He said he was going to see the patrolling heavenly general with me, but it turns out he was secretly trying to make amends? And now he's going to teach me skills? This... the plot twist is too fast, my brain can't keep up!
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