The old man looked up at the sky, then turned to look at Wang Yao, grinned, and revealed a mouthful of broken teeth. Wang Yao was so frightened that he wanted to shrink back, but unexpectedly his stomach thrust forward, and his body almost collapsed.
"Hey! Hey! Big Mouth Xi, please stop talking, you're scaring people to death!" Wang Yao pleaded with the old man in a low voice.
"Stop talking? Didn't you enjoy listening to me gossip these past few days?" The old man glanced at Wang Yao sideways.
Wang Yao was cursing under his breath! Were you talking about these things a few days ago?
You can go on and on about which girl has eyes that sparkle with spring and is the easiest to seduce, which girl has a perky bottom but is actually crooked and not good at bearing children, which girl has broom-shaped eyebrows and marrying her will bring you financial ruin... Why are you talking about these dead and living things?
If it weren't for your lewd old man attracting attention with those half-baked jokes, would Wang Yao have ended up in this mess today?
"Ultimately, the most important thing in this world is marriage. Look, if marriage is not going well, eight lives can be lost in one building. As the saying goes, yin cannot produce, yang cannot grow; harmony and interaction bring about the creation of all things. Marriage between men and women is a great merit in the creation of all things, and it is a very promising undertaking!"
"I think you're a good match for me, and I'm willing to let you take this well-paid, most rewarding, beneficial, and lucrative position. You're still pushing and shoving me, do you think I'd rather drink plain water than have you around?" Xi Da Zui Ba's expression changed as he spoke.
"No... what does all this have to do with me? I'm a transmigrator, you know? I'm destined to do great things! You want me to be an editor for some lonely man and woman website, or a website for two people in love? I had no interest in that before I transmigrated, okay?" Wang Yao really couldn't take it anymore.
"This brat is incorrigible! Believe me or not, I'll summon Lin Yazhi's ghost right now. She hasn't returned to the underworld yet; she's been wandering around here all this time." Xi Da Zui Ba was furious.
As Xi Dazui finished speaking, Wang Yao felt a gust of cold wind around him, and he could faintly hear a woman crying. In the hazy distance, the woman's figure reappeared on the opposite wall.
"I'm suffering so much..."
"Xi...Xi, you big mouth, why are you dragging so many people into our business?" Wang Yao stammered again.
"Hmph hmph hmph..." Xi Da-zui let out a sinister laugh. "Tonight, if you don't submit to me, you'll have to go to that Lin Ya-zhi. Two paths, you decide. If you ask me, although Lin Ya-zhi was over 30 when she died, she was still quite good-looking, a G-cup, I'm not lying to you..."
Xi Dazui was at a loss. This kid possessed Daoist charm, making him an excellent candidate for taking on a contract. This position wasn't one anyone could just take; it required approval from above. He had misspoke earlier; without Wang Yao's involvement, he really would be left with nothing but plain water.
"Xi... Xi Da Zui Ba, you... you bastard! I've said it thousands of times, I don't need you to introduce me to a job, you... you fucking... get the hell away from me!" Of course, Wang Yao couldn't choose Lin Yazhi, but he was also unwilling to submit to Xi Da Zui Ba, so he could only curse loudly.
He just couldn't understand it. How did this sleazy, greasy old man become the Matchmaker? And why was he asking him to be the Matchmaker too? If you're going to keep going and find your own children and grandchildren, why are you ruining my life? All I did was have a couple of drinks and hear some gossip. Is the price really that high?
"I'm a bastard? Do you even have a shred of respect for others? Didn't your parents teach you how to be a decent human being? Didn't they even teach you to respect the gods? I am the top-level matchmaker of the Heavenly Court's office in the mortal realm, and you dare call me a bastard?"
Xi Dazui's face darkened. He looked up at the sky and walked step by step toward Wang Yao. Wang Yao felt extremely annoyed when he saw that Xi Dazui looked like he was going to hit him.
Not long ago, he and this big-mouthed Xi were chatting happily at the dinner table, one an older brother and the other a younger brother. Who knew that the old man would end up like this after failing to introduce a job to someone?
Wang Yao tried to step back, but unexpectedly his body bent forward, as if bowing to Xi Dazui, his buttocks sticking up to the sky, while his head lowered even further down to his crotch.
"Hmm, not bad. Although you have a foul mouth, your attitude is still pretty good. How about it? Will you give in to me? Believe me, when Lin Yazhi's pair of icy little hands touch your body, oh my, just thinking about it makes me want to scream!"
Xi Dazui touched Wang Yao's outstretched head, then patted his neck, and said with a smile.
"I won't do it... I'm not willing! I finally managed to transmigrate here to become a war god, a boss, and reach the pinnacle of life! What the hell is this insignificant official position, even if it's only at the first or tenth level?"
Unable to move, Wang Yao could only curse and let Xi Da Zui Ba stroke his head with his dirty, withered hands. He felt a splitting pain in his head, as if Xi Da Zui Ba was going to crush it.
Before his transmigration, Wang Yao had read countless books, especially online novels, which he knew by heart. He longed to transmigrate, acquire an incredibly powerful system, make a fortune, date beautiful women, fight bullies, become a big shot, and reach the pinnacle of life.
Unexpectedly, even though he had successfully transmigrated and accomplished the most difficult step, his glorious life was about to be ruined by a despicable old man named Xi Da Zui Ba. This left him speechless with grief and despair, and he even felt like dying.
"You...you call Lin Yazhi here! I'd rather submit to Lin Yazhi than surrender to you!"
Wang Yao was in excruciating pain, tears welling in his eyes as he gritted his teeth and spoke. He was going all out; a female ghost was better than being crushed to death by this old man half-buried in the yellow earth. Maybe this female ghost was the key to activating his system?
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